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Please merge this into any existing thread of a similar nature. If this should be merged into the politicals then just **** it. I don't want any of that **** here. The title is true. I'll share my story but first share your story. Here's a teaser, it happened this summer.

Holy ****! NJ allows cousins to marry and Mississippi doesn't.

I'm not surprised by this at all. These devices provide instant communication. You with the world and the world with you. Perfect for emergency communications needs. But to what scale do we ***** these conveniences? Are we losing our sense of priorities? What situations can wait and what can not...

At my stage in life there have been long relationships. So too for my dates. We all know not to talk about exes but it can't be avoided. It's part of our histories. I never bring it up first but in shape, matter, or form she will. Diverting the topic will always send bad signals. I should try...

Not a useless product but an intereating name. It is used by deer hunters. It is filled with corn and you screw it into the ground. The deer keep coming back to it trying to get all of the corn out of it.

So shutting the government down should be an avenue to changing laws? I don't like this Obamacare one bit but this shouldn't be the way to change laws. It's the little *** getting mad and taking his ball home so no one can play.

Oh no, you don't understand. You still have to make the sandwich. The instructions of the back tell you to open the package of bread, open the roll, open the packages of meat and cheese...And they sell it 3" away from their packaged meats and cheeses. I wonder if these people know what a...

Robinson Cano 10 years at $30 million? Why doesn't he just ask for 50 or a fucking billion? Someone pick Joe Morgan up off the floor before he laughs himself to death.

Look dude, I understand. If it's part of the uniform for dealing cards then it doesn't hurt to embrace it. It's an honest buck. I don't understand why I have to wear assless chaps when driving a forklift either but the cafeteria food there is bitchin'.

Understand marketing. Where can you find the most people to buy your product? From the place with the most people. Let's say I want to sell a hypothetically named product called,"Reindeer Steaks". I could go to Finland that consumes lots of it. No shortage of reindeer there. The problem is that...

I should have never posted that video on Facebook. What happens at the bachelor party should stay at the bachelor party.

You beat me to it. Shut down their offices and expenses in Washington and home districts too. Running government is a job and if the bosses want to shut the business down then they should find a way to get it back and running it on their own dime.

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this on a supermarket shelf. It's just like their ****' Lunchables but it's everything to make a sandwich. Another difference that it comes with ILLUSTRATED INSTRUCTIONS! Ask yourself this, what did you learn to do first, make a sandwich or read? Here's...

If I had read correctly, it is talking about people that spend $1000 for month on heath insurance. Who here spends $1K per month on health insurance? Are they throwing in a gym membership with that? A COBRA plan is about $365 mo.

Solution: A tiny little pub tax. Tie it to a pool of money for ***** transport. You have now extended your public transportation system. Thank you. Next problem?

Here are 2 people that are SNAP. Each so very different from the other. She has much less than $200 WK income. She kicks in for rent and other obligations. A disabled woman in more than one way. $200 per month on SNAP. This woman will never be off public assistance but keep this in mind with...

Truth be told, I didn't know anything was written below Mayhem's video till after I finished watching it. I didn't need to. Some things can be better enjoyed in silence. Nice vid.

Who read this thing before it got ******. I don't know anyone that has read it or trust anyone that says they did. There's just too much stuff in there. Certain things kick in at certain dates automatically and such. I wouldn't mind breaking it down and trying it out. Tweaking it as it goes...

Interesting #017. Nearly all North American Standardbred horses trace to his *****. 20+ years at stud producing over 1300 foals. Enough records were kept to give us this figure. These horses are constantly breaking records. All traced to Hambletonian. The United States Trotting Association...

He's not that naive. Georges knows how I fuck around. We get along very well.

Roughly 85% of my women were older than me. Mostly by just a few years but my longest relationship had her 10 years older than me.

Good question. Without the money no way. I need peace and no drama in my life. No amount of sex can substitute for that. How much money? I'd have to crunch some numbers to come up with a figure. I'd make it like a job. Figure out how many hours per week I'd have to put up with her ****. She...

THANK YOU!!! Someone understands. End of thread.

Don't duck the questions George, you are gay, right?

This s a reply to a thread. Please discuss.

So fucking what? The city of Paris can't keep control of a fucking beauty contest? Try that **** in Asbury Park.

I know that I shouldn't be bringing this up here but I thought I could get a quick answer. I'm hungy and I found boneless pork ribs in the freezer. They are thawed and my oven is ready at 350F. I can do a pan fry on them for crusting before I pop them in but whet temp and for how long do I...

Let me tell you a story about Dave. A divorced guy living in apartment in Newark. It's by the Barclay. Only sees his 3 ********* when they want something. A man struggling but in many ways has his life nice. Why? Because he never bitches about his life. An incomplete person.. just like many of...

No news but lots of talk helping Rod's collusion case. Purely speculative and conspicuous laden yet interesting. With George gone the team is now run by a collective. These bean counters got their new stadium and can sit back. This A-Rod thing plays right into their hands. Did you ever think...

My bets are in for the next 2 races. Can someone post a clip of porn with Benny Hill music to it?

Compromise is a word that the left use to mean, "do it my way or you are an obstructionist." Compromise, are you fucking kidding me? Just watch the reelection campaign ads. Find any candidate running on a compromise platform. It's so stupid they ran Mc Cain on it. Those ThinkProgress numbers...

I may be wrong but the Mercer County Superior Court judge can't change a shittin thing in Trenton. I wouldn't be booking any bands or caterers just yet.

I **** you Mayhem. You just put a very reasonable thought out there. The Pubs somehow making Romney into a Bill Clinton-ish,"I'm not your candidate but you get me too" kind of thing. Those stupid bastards might somehow think that a Mitt block could ever exist. Somewhere someone is is going to...

With so much free porn out there I have broken down and purchased both. It's not much money over the years but well worth it. 2 hr. compilations on DVD with bonuses also. If I just want to see her body then photos will show the best of her. Videos have a lesser quality doing this but if it has...

I am now having a jsmoothpa moment. A porn movie about a white guy with a big black dick. My stumbling block is whether to have the guy actually have a big black dick or have only the women see it as big and black.

It's like I said. We discovered that not everything we dump into the oceans gets cleaned out as we thought. Thus people have measured what we dump and what happens to it. The solutions are now underway. We have had enlightenment of what happens when we put certain things into our bodies. There...

Wasn't that Papa Gimp the dude that started all of those threads about big dicks? Good riddance to that.

Fixed. I loved that movie. There is no such thing as a bad Gene Hackman movie.

...and what of the albino sex that Freeones is so lacking of? Roald, get busy.

Hey X, I send you that stuff for your own personal enjoyment. Not to be posted on the Internet. Where's a moderator when you need one?

Re: Premature ejaculation It's the opposite for me. I can do it on command...there. Would you like to see me do it again?

Yea, but Michelle can put together a crown roast you can serve to royalty. I've seen her videos.

Sure, but I'll do it under my terms. $1 billion is a huge bet. Not only will you pay me but I'll make 5 times that afterwords. It'll be like one of those reality game shows. We fix it for me to win the billion and I suck cocks till last man standing. I get residuals also. All images viewed of me...

Mighty fine editing I done there. Yea for the other stuff too. We have learned lots of good stuff in the past 30, 50, 200 years. Don't **** where you eat except for rice paddies. Try to be clean for others besides yourself. How many ways can you cook the perfect egg. We are problem solvers so...

It was the perfect relationship except for her fucking ***. A **** bag from the first time I met him at reform school till her passing when I told him to get out...AT 30!!! *** had his problems. Dumped *** to start a ****** with a lunatic. He was never a threat to our relationship and as...

Now that you mentioned it, hmm...

I thought this thread was going to be about big tits. Fuck you Blue for wasting my time.

I **** to break up this love fest but I did have an opinion on global warming. Are we capable of extincting ourselves? Lots of different kinds of life have come and gone. Things that were here before we got here. We are kind of different. We are problem solvers. Make mistakes and learn from...

Nope, I've never seen a black man fuck my woman. I'm pretty certain that at least one of them did fuck a black guy but never in front of me.