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I voted for tits. If you've got nice tits I ain't looking at your feet.

You need to watch more porn.

Obama spelled backwards is Oprah.

Freihofer's , not Entenmann's, chocolate chip cookies. Archway Soft. Cookie dough ice cream. I like those and many more. I don't like raisins in anything. Pillsbury Dough Boy and TallHouse **** is ...****! Oreo ice cream is always good.

Yea, as long as that set up remains unchanged then all is good. What happens when ***** decides to stop sending the checks and says to move out of that apartment by the end of the week? Is she just going to pack her stuff and move on? Hell no. I don't believe that any woman with a sugar *****...

Maritza Mendez by far.

My work buddy had a birthday party for his girlfriend. Not knowing what I should buy, we walked past a flower display. Now what would you expect to find merchandised next to flowers? A vase? No. It was this heavy ceramic chip and dip platter with the ugliest pattern ever. Oh, wait, it was also...

It wasn't a gift, it was a party. While growing up, birthdays were just a cake and gift after dinner. I was maybe 14 at the time. There were always projects to do around the property so helping my ****** digging a trench was nothing new even on your birthday. It's a 90 degree afternoon and sweat...

Set those 24 bags on fire THEN the city will take care of them. Throw any more you rake up over your fence. Start setting up the plastic Santas on the lawn.

Nothing is better than Bill Murray on Letterman.

Well, Reed is in NY now and I bet them at 3 before the move. A Jet loss here and it is over. 2-5 in conference can't be made back up. Wins alone won't do it. 2 left of last 3 with Miami.

No, implants for YOUR butt. Didn't you win one with tickets. I know you have at least 2.

Bilkhawk, you've come to the right place. Many good suggestions here, here's mine. You're problem is not the leaves, it's the trees. What falls from the trees growing on your property is your responsibility. Take them up or cut your trees down. If you have leaves in your yard then they didn't...

I smell tickets coming.

Flowers. Whitman's Samplers. Jumper cables.

That's enough for me to hear. No, you're giving her 100 bucks for sex. How often do you need sex? 5 times a week? ****, wives are cheaper than that.

Mustache only once when I was younger. Since then it has been beard on, beard off. Oh, I did cut myself a Lemmy for the boys at work. 3 days till they noticed.

Okay, tell you what. Make Sarah Palin our next president. Every wmodel would be racing to put on the glasses for 500 bucks selling downloads.

Yonkers is dark tonight. Did I miss anything? I'm listening to the Knicks game,,, sorry, wrong thread.

Look folks, the next 8 years will be Hillary. Now that I think about it, a 75 yo woman running the country might not be that bad.

I thought he would be out with a whooker, or wprostitute.

There are many that think so. We see them here. Just look at all of those that find conservative talk a threat.

Look at it from my end. I'm originally from NY. My wife and I go to visit friends in NJ and want to pick up a 6 pack. Nothing in the gas stations, nothing in the supermarkets. Where do we go? A package store. WHAT THE FUCK IS A PACKAGE STORE? It's a ****** store on the left and a bunch of stools...

I disagree. Rush is in a shrinking medium. AM radio was already losing listeners to FM when he came about. It was simple demographics. Music sounded better on FM and thus the younger crowd abandoned AM. The talkers at the time were moved from the night slots to the days. Rush got to fill those...

Noise guy. I ain't home that much and I can ***** through anything. The other might be ******* in my herb garden.

Cano will not be back in NY. They are committed to the 169 million cap. I don't think Beltran comes back to deal with NY media again. The Yanks already dropped some ticket prices for next season. Jeter gets 12 instead of the 9 in his contract for the option year. Looks like a front office gift...

Have her clean my house. Find out what she can cook and help her in the kitchen with that. Let her dress me up for a night out in AC. Fuck, *****, check out of our room. Nothing different than any of the many times that I've done it before with other women except the cleaning my house thing.

I have a group of buddies that rotate card games at our houses. It's just some good food and *****. Shits and giggles. We are playing quarters so no large stakes are involved. To find out that someone was cheating at any of our card games would be a total *********. We are all friends so it...

Let's see, are these women in windows there to sell their sex services? That is prostitution. Look up the word,"Whore." Nothing much different than the word,"Prostitute." Selling sexual sessions to private individuals is prostitution. They are called whores. Or what, we now can't use the,"W"...

Donald fucking Trump, Mr. fucking Real estate. If he would have given up the Plaza or Taj a few years ago, he would not have had to give up the Marina. I'd never trust him with my money. I'd trust him with his money though. This man wants to be political timber? Go ahead Donald, Not on my dime.

I'm here and you're there. We can both communicate. I am your link to USA. Is there a message you need to get out?

...but I ain't searching for it. Only men and OCMS may answer. If you are a man, would you like to be an OCMS? If you are an OCMS, would you ever consider being a man? Consider this guys, you've got to put on all of that makeup, expose yourself, and maybe do some other stuff. OCMS, all of...

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. No, I knew exactly how well it would turn out. You were called a *********? How is that worse than being called a lawyer? Now back to those Moon Jews...

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. Hey, I start a nice little thread. Balmoral was chalk-o-licious last night. I get home and it's shut down. People misbehaved. My fault?

Re: So I just watched these whores competing the the Miss Universe pageant.. The Moon Jews are invited but they choose not to participate.

Vote for one and why.

Done. Now why did I come here? ****, I forgot.

Have you ever explored a local ******** establishment as an advertising option?

Ace and Jaana are both wrong. It is one forum below. Sports and Games.

One thing I forgot, has anyone here been a rookie in a firehouse or police station or EMT? "Wash my car rookie." FUCK YOU! Go home and tell your wife to wash your fucking car.

..."culture of the locker room" That's the key here. Players present and past recognize these kind of things as being of the status quo. Coaches allow these things because they were once players and believe this is a part of being on a team. Stay out of the locker room? Bullshit. All of these...

Re: ***** Killer---Porn Stars W/O Makeup What would the OP look like before and after professional makeup? Of cousrs you're going to look much better than a shave and hair comb before you go out the door. I have had to do this a few times. It helps me with my job. Pictures are being taken...

A My Little Pony birthday card. My Little Pony wrapping paper. A carton of Winstons.

Dump a tab on the rookie? Give him some grunt? What?

I thought this was Happy Titties Today. No new titties yesterday.

My landlady. I could get 2 months free rent if I play my cards right.

So, what have we learned? 16 year old **** shouldn't be carrying guns.

I want to change my signature to that. - - - Updated - - - I want to change my signature to that.

Well, okay. Back to the subject. Well, art is art and very subjective. I reject subjective art since there is no arguement for objective art. Yea, there is some art that I object to. The first kind is when I see it in public. I'm not talking about **** the school **** make, something on town...

I don't need your help to make me look like an idiot.