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Look at what I just discovered: So Miss Petra wants to start flinging **** here too. Look woman, I've told you many times that I am not bald. I have a beautiful fluffy head of hair that I keep well coiffed. You can PM me with your apology. I have AOL. Can I also be another member? Rey C and...

Of those choices, how many have any shortage of content in the market? None of them. Does Ms. X suck a dick any different than Ms. Y? How many different ways can a woman use a vibrator? 3 minute segments of a dick slamming a pussy up close looks no different regardless of who the models are...

Nice drama today. Bud doesn't have to testify at the hearings and Alex storms out of the room. He won't be getting much support from the union since the **** policy is a part of the collective bargaining agreement.

I can't rep.

Oh, yea. Sweet and hot. I find them everywhere.

Oh, it's judicial appointee season. I love this time of year.

I will. V V.

Just another stupid thread I'm starting. Have fun sharing our stories.

Don't worry about any of your ****** seeing your porn. Keep that clip away from them. Post of the month.

Wonder was one of the first pre-sliced breads ever marketed. It's the lightest, fluffiest bread you will ever find. That's because it is 90% air. You can easily cram an entire loaf into a coffee mug. It toasts up beautifully but any nutritional values it has comes from what they chemically pump...

Yanks told Cano to shop his 300 million elsewhere. Now he is shopping 310. I wonder how much of A-Rod's Yankee contract is subsidized by Texas? Remember that he had a 10 year 250 million contract to pick up and are using legal means to dump. This is a big fuck you to the agents. The days of 7...

Um, yea, good. I also want 2 weeks vacation my first year.

Wait a minute. Cops pull her over for speeding and go to run her license. I'm sure they told her to stay there till they came back. SHE RAN. What are the cops supposed to think? Late for soccer practice and let her go? So what she pulled over again. Time to get out of the car and talk now. Those...

I can't spread reps out but Dirk, you are truly disturbed. Fisting a roasted chicken with tea lights and Texas Ranger is nothing I'd ever do a search for. Move to the political/religious section?

You have Wonder Bread down there? Awesome. 90% air, 10% something else. Wonder Bread can soak up cement and make it taste good.

Oh hell yea. Give it a shot. Sounds weird but we don't eat with our ears. Bread, peanut butter and drop a slice of raw onions. Take a minute to make one. Worse comes to worse you throw it out.

Shut the fuck up and make a sandwich. I'll give you another one. Thick sliced liverwurst on Wonder Bread with a big slop of mayo.

A science professor let me taste natural peanut butter from a local place called The Grist Mill. Jumping Jesus Christ! That **** should substitute for the gold standard. Peanut butter and raw onions too weird?

I'm not talking about pussy. Hot open roast beef. Chipwich. You folks make and eat sandwiches? Share.

No, that was the funniest fucking thread on here. I just looked up the last few posts. V V: I want to pin Bob against a wall and fuck him. Briana Lee: I thought you already did. I never posted on that thread and V V ******** the rules. He is gone. No, I ain't going there but if you've...

I remember a no holds barred thread. You could say anything you wanted about any other member that posted there. If you don't post there then your name will never come up. Someone find that and bump it. If you want a ******* contest then go there. New members should be aware of this. Older...

That is unusual. Chicago had a rain delay but the network should have had a switch to another game. This sounds like a local station decision.

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor. I will only do this song if there is someone in the room that had never heard me sing it before.

Do they have a 401k plan and dental?

I hope Lucy warned you about the disgusting people here. These perverted degenerates will lure you down paths that no righteous person should travel. The models and FreeOnes staff is to be avoided. The rest of us are just harmless folks.

Groucho: Can I open up an account with you? Chico: You got any references? Groucho: The only person I know here is you. Chico: Not good enough, you've got to pay cash.

I avoided that game and loaded up on Seattle.

Just because you are a ****** person with a sex life doesn't mean you won't look at porn. You look at porn. Is it because you don't have a ****** not have a sex life, not a Christian, a combination of these?

Retired. All of that cam money bought her a boat parked out of her back door in a Florida bay inlet. I hear that she is writing a cookbook.

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." Mark Twain.

" A rich man is nothing except a poor man with money." W. C. Fields.

2-11 on 3rd downs. 12 passes completed. 134 yards rushing. 3 interceptions. This offense used the past 2 weeks learning how to lose a game. Is this how they're going to prepare for the Ravens next week? A chance today to get your 3rd conference win. Thanks for all of your effort boys.

"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be." Yogi Berra.

Come on you cheap bastards, this is the holiday season. Think about the smile on a loved one's face when they find their very own North Korean under the tree.

You think metric is perfect? It's a pain in the ass. 2s and 3s are much easier to eyeball. Halves and thirds are pretty easy to reason with.

I'll check it out.

It's my system and my ******'s system. Dividing and multiplying things by 2 or 3 is a lot more convenient than breaking **** down by 10ths.

Yea, that's fine. Make sure that you are frying in clean bacon grease. Rendering the fat and cooking in the grease no problem and much welcomed to sautéing onions and adding zing to potatoes. Once you are done cooking then grease has to go. It is dirty and will have stuff in there that will burn...

Good politically correct assumption. This could be a woman or a man or both. So to encapsulate all possibilities the question should be rephrased. Who is the bitch that took over for Roald?

Awe ****. He snapped your ass. Go run and hide Jane.

Not only do I neg rep you, but I'm also blocking your twits and no longer a Facebook friend.

Not a bad idea. I think I'm gonna grab a bud and listen to the rest of the Knicks game.

No one. Call it a silly religious thing but we should never refuse to break bread with anyone.

Incognito just filed a suit. Many players past and present created the case for him. Locker room conduct doesn't have standards. Do's and don'ts. How and who decided to cut him? Where in the employee handbook details his violations?

Good question. Hey Anders, how about an AMA thread with this monkey? - - - Updated - - - Good question. Hey Anders, how about an AMA thread with this monkey?

We don't know. He hasn't come onto the boards and his identity being kept a secret.

My niece has been baking since she was a teen. The stuff she brings to holiday dinners is amazing. Every Christmas she makes an extra batch of those Reese's just for me. Many of the diners in my area have The Big Cookie. It's 6" across and 1" tall with chocolate chips. Very crumbly. The best...

How about that monkey that replaced Roald step up to the plate on this. Too busy trying to grasp the colored ticket system?

I may be getting a little lost here. Lexi Belle reminds you of your relationship with your gal pal?