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After all the smoke has cleared and all the dust has settled we are finally able to reveal "Who betta?" as somebody won by default when his opponent said "Fuggedaboutit!" Winner Winner!!! Grinds an organ if he wants Chicken Dinner

The best way to defeat evil is to use better evil. Let’s roll…

OK, my Persian neighbor really did it now. He said he was going to the Federal Building and hold up a sign that said, "I AM A WHITE SUPREMACIST". I told him he was a good man for holding onto someone else's sign while they're in the toilet.

Sounds like his neighborhood is under siege by bottomfeeders. Please let us know if you hear anything new. Torre82min has always been a nice guy.

You forgot the Roman Reigns part. Roman Reigns may be the Tribal Chief but the USA is the Chief of all Chiefs. ACKNOWLEDGE US!!!

The world needs to come together as one at The Olympics making babies and future Olympians. It doesn't matter what color your face is, only the color of your medal. Then we haul their embryonic carcasses over here, make them US citizens, and keep winning.

You're a good man for saying no to shrimp ****.

You're a good man. The best. Congratulations *******.

You people in England such great Intellectuals but have to resort to Marriage Sack. I saw you coming from many kilometers away. Learn evasive tactic from episode of King Of The Hill taught by this wise Central Texas man Dale Gribble. How you say... ah yes... Squirrel Tactic.

I dodge your draft. You got wrong White Devil. Ha!

The one in this link posted. https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/the-2021-moderator-search-who-can-it-be-now.1005224/page-7

Black smoke means what? What happened to the uppity Cardinal guy from Ghana that seemed like he could be a more Hopey Changey Pope? Birth Certificate showing he's born in Africa wouldn't disqualify him from being the Vicar Of Christ. I'm more of a pragmatist and would pick Mitt Romney for Pope...

I'd like to have George Gascon Gaddafi'd the next time he asks for a toothpick. Still can't figure out the retards who voted for him in the first place. I wish I could call George Gascon a liar but I can't because he left victims of crime out in the dark as he promised.

We win. Again. :LOL: I mighta only watched like 30-45 minutes of the whole complete deal. Was on a TV at a restaurant. Winning gets to be so routine after awhile. USA USA USA still tho. Smash 'em. Stack 'em. Pin 'em. USA #1

Got my ballot in the mail yesterday. I'm voting for the nice Black guy from South Central LA to dethrone the White Privilege evil evildoer of evil from Sacramento.

Taking legally obtained and responsibly stored guns away from me and Diablo won't give you one single less death in the inner city. That's where the disproportionate amount of homicides occur. Start holding ********* accountable for *******. Build more prisons if you have more *********.

One time me and the wife were having a Midnight Snack together. She microwaved some Kare Kare that her *** cooked earlier. She brought her plate over then sat down with me. She plopped a big ole gob of bagoon in her Kare Kare. It made a steam that power-***** my nostrils. I almost fell out of...

OJ really hit the blonde... I mean... the nail on the head here.

This dude fucked me up and I will never eat balut.

Anybody like this excrement? I was watching people smear it on turnips and eat it today. It was like watching the last scene from Pink Flamingos on loop. Filipino *** Birthday Party.

Tom Araya's dark secret is that he's a practicing Catholic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Araya

Hank Williams III Doom Metal Band

Awesome Death Metal album with Chris Barnes on vocals.

Jesus was Jewish but was he so Jewish he ate Chinese Food on his own birthday?

I was telling my wife about jokes that have a delay switch. I mentioned some people didn't find out Andy Kaufman was funny until 30 years after he died. I showed her the pictures of him busing tables at Jerry's Deli in Encino during the height of his fame in Taxi. People would think they saw...

Any good clips you might suggest I watch? I'm sure he's a good enough comic. I just haven't seen what I like yet. I like weird comics like Norm MacDonald who make their mortgage payments with passive aggression. Canadian Man Of Mischief who has the most torturesome and funny 3 1/2 minute joke...

I fucked up. Not the quotes. The thing-a-ma-jig to the left. Sorry. To the right of the smilie. See it? Good. Press it. Sorry again.

This place ain't exactly Alcatraz. Alcatraz was hard to escape from. Too many moderators have found their way past these walls to freedom. I think what you need is a bigger moat and to start breeding sharks with crocodiles to really encapsulate and incarcerate the remaining moderators within the...

On top toward the right there are quote marks. Push them then a window opens. Put the link to your video in the space provided. If your having trouble hopefully one of the janitors here may come by. Good luck.

He seemed like a nice cool cat who loved doing ***** like they were going outta style. I just never understood his jokes whether I was on ***** or not. Why is he funny? I conducted a similar thread about Lenny Bruce and I'm still scratching my head. Comedy is extremely subjective and everyone...

The fuck? Again? Duuuuuuude... Hasn't The Clapper made a contraption to put quotes around your YouTube stuffs yet? I ain't sweepin' up after you this time.

I know we're talking fairness/inclusiveness stuffs but about how much would these games cost and would they be worth the investment? Which cities would be the most eager to host these games? How would you differentiate the non-binary **** tests and what exactly is a world record anymore?

Not hack but maybe share with good Comrade...

I said politics are better in moderation, not narcotics.

I had a sanitarium bottlenecked screaming into my left ear yesterday. I had to process the crap out so I pinched it off right here. Much better today. It's not the ***** that make me do it. When I'm not high is when I hit below the belt. My other self is me. Sunshine... Nice breeze... Indica at...

Mike Lindell is not well. My Persian next door neighbor loves Trump but thinks China created COVID so he would lose the election. I voted for Trump too but solely for money reasons feeling he's better for me than the other guy. Voting your wallet is a sane thing to do. People gotta stop acting...

This old LA Dodger fan says RIP. My favorite all-time player is Nolan Ryan. I also had one of those Astros jerseys with the horizontal stripes. I looked like a massively fat slob in the thing but that's how much I liked Nolan Ryan.

Somebody learned how to shave their grey pubes off from watching a video on Betamax.

Somebody might argue but don't fall for that malarkey.

Make the mods vote, in person, unanimously. Bring them to me! Don't forget Mary Poppins.

Right you are. His corpse was significantly easier to locate.

I lost a friend who deteriorated into an emotional weakling. He told me trembling mad, "I don't take **** from anybody!" I told him he was a pussy because I have the ability to take **** from everybody. He has no choice when to react but I do. I have the longest fuse the world has ever seen but...

Delete I moderate myself. Gimme a nickel. Nickel = A half a gram.

Sudden ending then Cody started acting weird trying to retire in the ring. I thought Malakai cast a spell upon him with his foot to make him quit the wrestling business.

Come at this fly, you spider. When you get close enough and it's too late you'll find out I only turned into a fly because I take joy in eating spiders.