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How much would you like to bug that limo listening in on the "locker room talk" from those two? Who makes who blush first? The orange crap don't count.

Isn't there a racial transformation surgical procedure named after Sammy Sosa? He went from looking like Rick Ross to Ricky Ricardo. He'll end up looking like Walter Mercado one day.

If you are using logic in your booking how do you logically put a girl over Roman Reigns or Bobby Lashley? Chris Cage laying down for Tessa Blanchard was ridiculous. I'da had him lay down for Tully or even fuckin' Magnum TA before having him job to a chick.

Queer stuff. I so disappoint. He has a lecherous smile but I wasn't expecting that. FFS... https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/judge-andrew-napolitano-ousted-fox-001835774.html

One day there will be a vaccination to cure free will.

Your guy in the fishing store chased Tucker from Billings to Budapest. Watching the show right now.

People made so much fun of him on the Red Sox he felt like he got pink socked.

More BOC worship from Ghost

I remember Bill Buckner as a Dodger. With a porn mustache like that he woulda fit in here perfectly. How was his name not Randy? Randy Buckner - Pornstar

It's difficult to determine that as a man because I would assume whoever gets fucked up the ass the least amount of times is the toughest but some of these gals have been sodomized so many times their anus is tougher than a two dollar steak. Depends on the criteria?

I have a friend who is an IRS agent. He's a Black guy from Arkansas who mumbles and is country as fuck. I call him Black Columbo of the IRS. He'll put up with shameless bullshit but nail the guy during the last 5 minutes of the appointment. He was the one who made me vote for Donald Trump too.

Here is joke... What happens when a Mexican comes into money? He becomes Spanish.

Jennifer Lopez or Salma Hayek? Not sure who. My money is on JLo being who you're referring to. Was I right?

Johan, ever find a nice Mexican girl up there to insert your penis into? Thanks for the Salma clip too.

That was a good call jerking off to her too. May you always leave a mighty puddle on the bathroom floor. You still got it. I'm proud of you.

I bet she'll be hot when she's 70. She's been the hottest actress to me since Desperado. I was freaked out how sexy she was and lost my mind when she took her clothes off.

Salma Hayek too. I have a thing for Latin ladies. They gave me my first confused boners in Catholic School.

Oh, that makes things entirely different. Still, that ass tho. Imagine that bony Hillbilly ex-wife of Ben Affleck trying that.

Dead weight, huh? Isn't there a pill for that? JLo found a new rod to sit her ass upon.

How many of you liberals wanna **** fuck Ms Bisexual/Ms Bipartisan Arizona? I think she's kinda cute sometimes. That gal can draw some heat.

Can't get her outta my head...

I'm comin' on her tits!

"I'd like to pick 'Innocent White Farmers Slaughtered In South Africa' for 800 please."

"I am your ******. I am his ******. I am her ******. I am ****** to all. I am the ******'s ******. I am the Master of Destiny, Delirium, Dysfunction, Division, and Deception."

"Once they have fully turned I shall unleash a plague of locusts. They may not be tall but a ***** is not heavy."

"We are all bottlenecked into Armageddon. Be the Manager of your own personal End-Times. If you survive even one second beyond your enemy you are victorious. Eat or be eaten."

I don't do karaoke because I don't want to pull a Tim Horner. Beyond Shameless...

I would have much rather had Country Music at our wedding than that Bruno Mars crapola. I love my wife enough to put up with her bad music. She might say the same thing about me at certain times too.

Bray Wyatt would make an interesting real estate agent, no? He'd be so good he'd be able to sell Swampfront Property in Arizona.

Those two should get a room so they can play hide the gavel together. I would think a pathological liar and a shameless douchebag might make a decent couple. I bet they can switch roles on a dime too... especially if more than a dime is offered to coax the switching.

Remember how good the Montreal 1976 Olympic games were? We had Bruce Jenner and all those great American boxers. Everybody was amazed at Romanian Nadia Comaneci nailing her 10s. I was a *** and those games were magical to me. Also, the programming of those events were shown at good times and...

As I said I am an idiot. I shoulda sold the car hitting me like Bill Laimbeer taking a charge when he played for the Pistons. When I get hit I'm too much of an ape, stop thinking, and only know to circle back and ******. I coulda taken the old coot for $50,000. You can assume my wife was...

I barely made it through with my knees clenched together until the end of the second link then hobbled off to the toilet with my pants hanging down around my ankles. Was good what you did, sir.

Respect your Elders and vote for Larry. He beat Leo Terrell in a bet on a Clippers game ******* Leo Terrell to become a Conservative for 10 years.

Here is a conversation. Two people talking.

Haa'aaanah... I'm Burnin' I'm Burnin' I'm Burnin' with you!

I was watching the last season of Dexter and getting lured into danger as well. If she's worth being with she's worth burning with...