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  1. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Coronavirus

    Heck yeah!
  2. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Why do assassins have three names?

    Henry Lee Lucas assassinated hookers and drifters. At least that's what he told the Sheriff as long as he got those Cheeseburgers and Milkshakes. I got an uncle that coulda been his body double.
  3. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    Ze Iron Fist!🤘
  4. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Charlie Watts has ******

    Speed is what speeds up aging. If you wanna last you gotta take a…
  5. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Fans of wrestling thread

    Corey Glover still sounds great too. Nice piece of business for Living Color and Punk. Maybe they should collaborate for a McDonald's Meal now. Gotta have Pepsi though. Probably be some sorta Chicken Sandwich deal. Hold any and all bitter sauce please.
  6. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    The Biden Presidency

    If Kamala Harris were a fast food place she would be In 'n' Out Burger. Willie Brown used to be a frequent customer. I'm sticking with "What? A Burger?". This Chameleon is worse than that Corpse. Last Season of The Walking Dead though. That's it. Bring back The Cheeto Bandito!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Heck yeah for the Triumph.
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    Bill Maher amazed by Greg Gutfeld, 'new king of late night': 'Fox News found a good thing'

    If you are getting beat by Greg Gutfeld it is not because he's good, it is because you suck that bad. Gutfeld is not funny either. Like Jimmy Fallon, Greg Gutfeld is more of a good employee. Maybe Jesse Watters is even less funny and Fox News needed to crown a Court Jester and Gutfeld got the...
  9. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    The Biden Presidency

    A news update... https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-vows-finish-kabul-evacuation-043350697.html
  10. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Afghanistan

    A news update... https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-vows-finish-kabul-evacuation-043350697.html
  11. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Yes or No: Is Magic Real?

    Them too and add Gary Carter.
  12. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Yes or No: Is Magic Real?

    Andre Dawson was pretty good.
  13. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    Some new BLS. Nice music video too. New album comes out Black Friday.
  14. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Coronavirus

    Just a shot in the dark. I've never seen Archer. Is the episode you are referring to on YouTube? I'll totally watch that. I just found out the information I was looking for before.
  15. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Coronavirus

    Is what you're talking about anything like a Rusty Venture? I keep hearing about Rusty Ventures but I'm not exactly sure just what a Rusty Venture is. I think a Rusty Venture might be where you stick an umbrella up a guy's ass, open up the umbrella, then have a bucket ready put between his feet...
  16. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Afghanistan

    No I did not any more than you did. I wanted Assad left alone and did not want to back a bunch of rehabilitated terrorists fresh out of CIA Sensitivity Training.
  17. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    The Biden Presidency

    Jimmy Fallon can have a room full of the world's best joke writers. Unfortunately it's Jimmy Fallon on stage telling the jokes.
  18. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Afghanistan

    It’s the Jihadi we know, I guess. Sounds like Syria.
  19. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    The Biden Presidency

    Since Whataburger has become tired and obsolete would you replace Whataburger with the fresher meat and more palatable burgers from In ‘n’ Out Burger? I’ll even be nice and call Donald Trump the Long John Silver’s of Presidents.
  20. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    The Biden Presidency

    Whataburger > Joe Biden
  21. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    The Biden Presidency

    You mean right now? Take a *** perhaps.
  22. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    The Biden Presidency

    At least Jen Psaki is a competent bullshit artist. I might even use her to replace Joe too. She looks alert and dialed-in compared to Joe Biden's vacant ******** eyes.
  23. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    The Biden Presidency

    Watching Joe struggle, stutter, and stumble while reading someone else's thoughts off a machine makes Boris Yeltsin's corpse look more focused and engaged. As many problems that I have had with the guy I would switch Joe for Barack Obama in a second. At least Barry still has life remaining...
  24. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Afghanistan

    Not good. Not good. RIP 12 U.S. service members ****** in Kabul ******: Pentagon https://www.yahoo.com/news/explosion-outside-kabul-airport-152423467.html
  25. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Yes or No: Is Magic Real?

    Hope you get to catch a few games up there. I remember way back when the Toronto Blue Jays and Seattle Mariners first came into the MLB. Since Montreal took off to Washington DC the Blue Jays might as well be called Team Canada since they are the only team in Canada. Good you support your team...
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    Chicago, Obama's town under heavy fire. 63 shot, 10 dead in Chicago since Friday

    Is the Census Cowboy gonna partner up with the Jewish Social Worker ladies to take a bite outta crime? Lori Lightfoot has done such a good job so far that... Not exactly High Plains Drifter...
  27. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Coronavirus

    I have something called a stun baton. I bet a stun cane is able to be found. Maybe someone on Etsy could build a nice electrified cane that you can beat and sodomize attackers with.
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    Yes or No: Is Magic Real?

    You guys betting on baseball? That's one sport I don't think I've bet on yet. Too unpredictable for me. Go Dodger Blue though. I pretty much grew up at Dodger Stadium.
  29. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Moses vs Charles Manson: Who Betta?

    Charlie had conviction having his message written in *****. Anything that Moses ever wrote isn't worthy of wiping your ass with.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Me and my wife had some Buffalo Wings the other night. She allowed me to order them. Later on I heard a sound of anguish coming from the toilet. My sweet little flower's anus turned into a burning...
  31. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Important Question

    Now for the musical entertainment portion of this thread...
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    Adult film star Ron Jeremy charged with four counts of sexual assault

    Poor guy's gotta wear a mask in court as they deny his right to be able to suck his own dick in public. Hopefully he becomes a model prisoner who teaches self-fellatio to the other fellas he's locked up with. He looks like he should be housed in a cell block that is also under a bridge...
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    How Quick Does Jennifer Lopez Make You Forget About Jennifer Garner?

    Latin ladies are easy to get but difficult to get rid of. If you **** them off do not fall ****** on your back. Scissor me timbers!
  34. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    California Gubernatorial Recall

    Gotta add this for shits 'n' giggles too. Poor Bill Maher used to be on a show called Politically Incorrect until ABC fired him for being politically incorrect. The PC Demon took flight and possessed his zombie audience on the HBO show. Deep down he has disdain for that overly obedient ship of...
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    Important Question

    I went to Glendale Galleria and it looks like a Kardashian look-alike contest in there. Imagine all the business waxing down those furry unibrowed Armenians.
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