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Her vagina may be confused for a Footspa but her face is cute enough to suck my dick with reckless abandon.

I admit I had to Google "bioluminescence" but after my search findings I must say that is one fine piece of quality humor, sir. The punchline was like being hit by an Oldsmobile.

Fine by me. Also, a little peace offering... a human sacrifice. D.T.A.

With all this inflation going on it's nice to see prices falling and collapsing on vacation packages to Kabul.

Very nice. You are a moderator and also The Coach.

Sounds like we have a deal then. I shall refer to myself as a Mongoloid from this day forward.

So proud of her. Tamrya ended up being my favorite Olympian. She carried the flag with pride for America. A wrestler too. A potential locker room enforcer in WWE as she's a serious shooter. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/******-olympic-gold-medalist-tamyra-131946990.html

Yeppers.

Very true. We are becoming one party rule in California. We also tend to have buyers remorse as you see a Governor and LA County DA possibly being recalled and the LA Mayor is escaping the mess he Lorded over. Empty suits have been in vogue for some time in the land of make-believe.

Thanks lux. I tried.

Mike Lindell just got crowned with a shillelagh by a bloated leprechaun.

Hey Bubb, I have ****** that basically hides living in Palos Verdes Estates. I live in the heart of Los Angeles which makes me Tuco from The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly to those tight-asses. Guess who got COVID and also burglarized? It wasn't Frito Bandito with the bandolier of shotgun shells...

I would like to make a request but don't know where to put it so here goes. Sometimes I write things but 2 minutes later I realize what I wrote was retarded. Instead of writing "delete" all the time could we have the ability to lighten the load on the mods moderating ourselves being able to...

You sure, man? We can carpool.

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But where did I go wrong and why was I wrong? You dismissed and challenged professional educated people in their respective fields with your little Kool Aid remark. Seize the moment and recognize an opportunity when one is presented to you. You can still reach me with logic.

I know. I apologize if you took it that way. Definitely not directed at you.

Who should I have voted for and why? Consider my priorities and financial situation. Be my advisor.

A definite WTF for us Americans, huh? And we thought they were a nothing but a buncha flaccid fish bellied know it alls.

Also, and most importantly, my banks, my Brentwood Dutch lady accountant, and a friend I call Black Columbo of the IRS all told me to vote for Trump. Argue with them.

I like to clown around in here but I try real hard not to condemn someone just because they think differently. We have all been manipulated one way or the other since the day we were born. I am no more of a **** that you are a Socialist. Aren't you and me both political moderates anyway? We will...

The *** Control crowd has to be extremely cautious with its verbiage. When you scare people you give them a sense of urgency and will get the opposite result you had hoped for. The federal government does not have the ability or will to take away our guns. So much for bringing fancy book...

It was hard for me to choose between a crook and a corpse. They both are that too. I choose the lesser of two.... uhhhhhh... ummmm... I don't know. I flipped a coin, alright???

Some new Carcass...

This song aged pretty well.

So right. I imagine the only motivation to vote GOP is to scrape America off the sole of your shoe.;)

I imagine they hedge their bets like we would.

From the lack of pushback it seems we are all vaccinated. That's good. We can only apply pressure to each other while we're here. People can still laugh at us for being perverts but at least we're not idiots. #GroupHighFive

Afghanistan is called The Graveyard Of Empires for a reason. That's a hard land to tame. Those cavemen are way smarter than they look.

The 1976 Montreal Games were the first Olympics I was old enough to remember. Those were some great games especially with the boxing, track/field, and women's gymnastics. Sugar Ray Leonard, Teófilo Stevenson, Leon & Michael Spinks, Bruce Jenner, and Nadia Comaneci. A lot of stars were made...

Or take a nice Iranian fella and help him buy a firearm from a pack of redneck *** clerks. "Hey buddy, I like *** but laser is so cool. Do they do gold plating here?"

Why choose when you can have both? #RetroactivePassiveAggressiveSincerity

The politicians can just divide us in half like there are no other human variables to consider. We're not even sophisticated enough to be drawn and quartered. Just split in two like a bologna sandwich.

"Inserting an ear of cactus into a prisoner's rectum then ripping it out as quickly and violently as you can while twisting it does not make you a homosexual. There's nothing wrong with you, ***." -Daryl Gates

To be honest I am voting to recall Governor Newsom but I think there's a good chance he survives the recall. If he gets a good scare and has his political career kneecapped I'll consider it a moral victory. If he gets kicked out Angelyne may get sworn in. Believe it or not that early 80s...

Incel Vagina Friend Finder Gingerbread Man is such a poser.

Insect! -Dolph Lungren from The Expendables

I'm a White American guy married to an Asian lady and my neighborhood is becoming more Persian by the day. I have many interesting conversations full of many WTF moments with all kinds of people around me. I use whacky regional expressions that confuse them also. We all get to know each other...

Mofaz makes me laugh. Alllllllllllllwaysssssssssss...

A conflicted former crackhead/present day religious fanatic who wishes he could end it all but doesn't want to burn either. Possibly a future spree killer? It will end up being all of our faults when he finally finds his rock bottom. What if Mike Lindell pulled a reverse Jon Voight, realizing...

How many points is Mike Lindell worth in the ********* Death Pool? He's 60 years old. But since he believes suicide means you automatically kiss Lucifer on His penis for all eternity I believe there should be extra bonus points. Is the Victoria Secret Karen still above ground? Her Colostomy...