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The Master Of Deception is not an Apprentice Of Deception. He wields a Book of Lies. The true Path of The Righteous is the pathway to freedom which is the thing that saves you making you whole and less vulnerable, weak and dependent upon the Master of Deception.

If a man is ****** to live his life inside of a shoe his laces cannot reach us to hang us with. No one will hear even a syllable because his ****** members have 8 legs now. EVIL < MORE EVILER EVIL

ALL HAIL MALAKAI BLACK!!!

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/1-afl-cio-president-trumka-162122240.html

Is this CNN's way of telling Chris to start shopping for a new organ and monkey? Poor Fredo. His reporting was as legit as those 80lb dumbbells he military pressed over his head were really and actually 80 lbs. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/cnn-tamps-down-coverage-investigation-030312312.html

I sit at Thanksgiving Table every year having to look into the faces of a bunch of android Engineers. People so brilliant you're afraid to ask what they really do. Like sitting in Pep Boys after the employees have all gone home though. Just a bunch of machine parts and switches scattered around...

Bullshit. We luv ya, lux, but we're about to conduct a meme intervention on you. My crazy ass will be the first one through the door to throw a wet blanket over you. You'll need a tranquilizer dart the size of a Hellfire Missile to stop me so it ain't happening. Lux, you have a voice. We want...

That quote that you quoted putting official quote marks around; a professional journalist actually uses that word? The Atlantic should come in two-ply or be written in crayon.

Melon Collie

Georges was the smartest moderator this board ever had. He's so smart he was smart enough to figure how not to be a moderator anymore.

Sad news to report...

You guys need to conduct a Job Fair at Walmart so you can apprehend and scoop up your new moderator. Probably plenty of stuffs there to set up a minefield. Whoever gets their leg blown off first is hall monitor. Good luck finding your new boob. We look forward to using his forehead to strike a...

Hey Lux, do you bring those memes with you on road trips to Vegas with the fellas or talk in the car like the rest of us do? Must be quite a trailer to haul if you insist on it.

Do you know which case is stronger legally? I'm not aware of the evidence against either person. If you began the proceedings in court today, who would be more likely to be convicted?

You couldn't have found worse pieces of **** for role models. I'd say avoid us at all cost unless you're trying to turn a coin. Our parole officers would agree too.

After an exhaustive and intensive, tireless and dogged search Chicago Police Department has finally tracked down the two Chicagoans that are not criminals. Aaaaaaand then they shot them. Boom. Just kidding, I think. Did not read. Know what ah mean, Vern...

Who Betta? Groping & Inappropriate Touching Olympic Gold Medal Round Ireland vs Italy

aids = helpers

I'm glad you like Ghost. I put some effort into selling the band to you. So many great rock acts from Sweden. I texted this song to my wife. She thought it was pretty until I told her who was singing to her. Bless her heart. When I first met her she didn't know who Burt Reynolds was.

I get along with the gay building manager of the apartment building next door. We agreed to build a fence and split the cost. I mentioned maybe we should get a six foot fence. He wanted an eight foot fence. I figured if the gay guy wants the higher fence then don't argue with him. We now have an...

Stockton, California is such a shithole the #1 career choice for women are to become mail order brides.

Pretty hard to defend, I imagine. Joe Biden has always been a bit of an inappropriate boob. His Irish gets the best of him and now his age has caught up to him. He was the best antidote to Nationalism after all. National Pride soars like he climbs up stairs.

Scissor Me Timbers And Strap On The Feedbag! Also, why are you asking a pack of sweaty perverts for sensitive personal advice? MC Hammer your financial advisor too?

Lucky he's got people watching his back and wiping his back side. Joe Biden is so old he's held together by aids.

I heard on the radio that the pandemic has really made people not give a **** anymore. People are letting their freak flag fly and allowing themselves the joy and luxury of being crazy for awhile. I caught a guy masturbating at Whole Foods in the gluten-free aisle. Brentwood too. Right on San...

A mob cannot invade a gated community marching through in an aggressive and confrontational manner making a ****-ton of noise without expecting people in that gated community to feel ******** and react. If I was dumb enough to go into the wrong neighborhood with the intent of confronting people...

Speaking of old people the reason I stopped seeing Lemon Drop was because she got so old and saggy her two holes weathered and withered away until it became one crater. I was already trying to hit her up for a senior citizen discount when she turned 65.

Your gonads must make a real loud splash when you sit on the toilet. Can you swish the water up there afterward again so you don't need to wipe?

Your grey pubes blinded her. She probably thought it was Phil Donahue in a blender.

I've pointed guns at people for lesser reasons. I guess a modern man is expected to hide under the bed crawling getting under there even before his wife. When you make trouble you should expect trouble. Enough out of the ordinary noise and ruckus is considered trouble to some. Some people pay...

You guys used to poke fun at me and call me crazy but you've spent so much time around a madman I've become a sage. How you like me now, Supafly?!?

Heck yeah!

If I was playing The Six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon and used Marlon Brando instead of Kevin Bacon I could connect Marlon Brando to Richard Pryor in one move.

That was the best picture I could find of him. He mighta caught a couple zzzzzzzzs or nodded off for a few minutes. At least the bags under his eyes don't have wheels under them anymore.

But I've never been to New York. Assuming what goes on there would be ignorant like a European who has unyielding opinions about America but has never been here either. I'm not that much of a pompous ass. I withdraw my application as I assumed it would be torn up instead of laminated.

The man who never ****** is the Gargoyle to the Seven Gates of Cancel Culture.

Somebody sent a second round of unsolicited nude photographs of himself.

Fuck it. I tell you what. I will agree to be the new mod as long as I am referred to only as The Duke Of New York. A#1 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

I think the guy who runs Twitter who looks like a D-List Heroin dealer should have unlimited authority to create an official scroll like The Ten Commandments carving a list of items you are not allowed to debate or have an unauthorized opinion about without being cast out of society for an...

Joe Biden a dictator? Don't you need a pulse to be any kind of Strongman? Maybe the Pied Piper to The Walking Dead on a good day if he ate his Wheaties and his nurse is also present. Dictator...:LOL:

From Germany

Something a little different tonight. Got an ounce of a Hybrid called Bootylicious. It was $200 ounce and at 25.7% THC. Goost duff.🤪

Jealous. Speaking of jelly what’s the difference between jelly and jam? You can’t jelly your cock into a dead prostitute.

Hey bubb, a simple "thank you" would have been sufficient. It wasn't necessary for you to return the favor and send the girl nude photographs of yourself. The math ain't supposed to work out like that.

Hope you hid your prayer rug in Serbia, Ahmed. I think I have a few cousins running loose up there.

Hunter gets high on his own supply and there ain't no paint left to paint with.

Can't someone finally hire Hunter Biden for a job he's qualified for?

From Ukraine

From Poland

Just weird thinking everybody knew about the Judge sashaying around prowling for young cock on the clock. Napolitano is a real character but I wasn't expecting him to be Liberace.