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Whatever works. Better than the Geico Caveman, I guess.

The search is really circling the drain but the thread is still smoking crack and sodomizing barely legal Strawberries in the Penthouse. Thanks for not ending the party. We'll turn the lights off and lock up before we head out.

Is it possible to turn yesterday's enemy into tomorrow's useful idiot?

This one is a such a tremendous failure I can't imagine anything defeating it based upon entertainment value.

Sorry. I tried. My wife basically took me by the ear and dragged my stupid ass to get the shot. I tried to block the needle with my MAGA hat.

Afghanistan seems like an unpredictable place that has been inhospitable to invaders. Now the Chinese. Our good friends, the Chinese. I heard something about a genocide of innocent Muslims over there along with re-education camps and slavery. I would imagine people so holy and close to their God...

I'll try... Life is always a risk so you hedge your bets. You may have a point but you are still better off getting the shot than taking the chance of not getting it.

See, now we’re siding together. If they play both sides we’ll fuck them at both ends. No eye contact please. Whoever the Profiteers Of Doom are should be wiped off the face of the Earth so clean like they never existed.

Looks like it’s 3-0 with X not being allowed to vote yay or nay. It’s officially official I guess. Bring out the Congratulatory Sheet, throw it over the winner, and take him away. Winner! Winner! We won’t eat you for dinner!

When Boris Yeltsin was in charge of Russia those things were all over the Black Market. Putin still has a stockpile just in case.

This is an expression I still remained confused about. I heard the opposite for years.

Who's getting rich while we're getting sick?

The Devil I Know... "Welcome to Walmart... Hey!!! Fucking Transvestite!"

Thanks again, Lux. We got to learn a few things about each other as individuals. The more you talk to a person the more difficult it will be to fit them into a box or category. I'm glad you like The Fifth Element and I'd like to learn more of what you enjoy in life. I appreciate you putting up...

I thought Diablo was the new mod. I like that choice but since X just stepped forward and volunteered I think he’d be a fine choice too.

I’m not a big fan of ***** Molestors or the Catholic Church. I would like to see this ***** Victims Act in all 50 states. Bury the fuckers under their own sin and hold them accountable.

Who was the Jew you bought the ladder from? Maybe he greased it up with Gefilte Fish.

What will be the outcome of this power struggle between Blacks and Latinos in Chicago? Who betta? Place your bets. https://www.yahoo.com/news/2020-census-fuel-black-latino-150300773.html

I agree with the ugly part. My Sig-Sauer P220 is way prettier.

Glocks look like toy guns but they work great.

He'll be up on his feet in no time.

Unvaccinated couple die of COVID-19 hours apart, leaving behind 2 teens https://www.yahoo.com/gma/unvaccinated-couple-die-covid-19-100607537.html

I'm trying to figure out whether to get a Glock 21 .45ACP or a subcompact Glock 30 .45ACP. I may be leaning toward the subcompact for concealed carry reasons. I also may just get both for $1300 total.

Throw a few bucks in and maybe they produce the film. If it's good I might buy a ticket too. Funny is funny, right? You ever go to Dunkin Donuts? This morning at the hotel in OC was my first time. Good coffee but the Sourdough Breakfast Sandwich had so little ham it was practically Kosher. The...

People can be so racist at times. I'm walking with my ******, they get through, but some security guy asks who I'm with. I pointed at my ****** and said I was their priest. He didn't notice the shirt I was wearing and let me through.

I don't know fellas. Latin Ladies In Bed > Former Female Cast Members Of Friends In Bed

Hey Lux, enjoy an endearing story about a mixed-up ******. When my ****** died I spoke to her ****** who was my aunt more often. My aunt revealed to me that she never met my ******'s parents. Ever. I was surprised but also do not remember a meeting either. I told her Republicans and Democrats...

You a Sci-Fi guy? I’m a Horror Dork and my favorite film is The Exorcist. The Fifth Element is a good film too. I remember it more for Chris Tucker than Bruce Willis. Tucker was funny. Ever see Chris Tucker in Jackie Brown?

What is your favorite movie?

You would repel away them quicker if you had Maxine Waters perform a striptease.

We also like Lux even though he has to walk through a door sideways to ******** a business card. Imagine all the gibberish he has printed on those things.

The why the fuck are you using a paintball *** on zombies?

Lux will always get more thumbs up because he cheers for the right football team.

And then get arrested.

X, I am honored but I ain't picky.

You gotta be able to get on a plane first to deal with turbulence.

When are those cool and trendy ball and gag COVID Masks coming out? Dr Fauci says the globe attracts, attacks, and neutralizes the virus then recycles it properly so it doesn't harm the environment. I haven't seen a doctor so influential since Ayman Al-Zawahiri. "Get your shot, Infidel Jackal."

If our meme intervention doesn’t work I’ll call the Meme Police on Lux.

Did Bob Dylan ever write a song about Statute Of Limitations? https://news.yahoo.com/bob-dylan-sued-allegedly-sexually-005200888.html

Hey Lux, when the Republican Apocalypse happens at the midterms are you going to be boarding up the doors and windows of your house with memes?

He pre-ordered one when he purchased the Glock 19. He also got a second Space Laser at 50% off and chose the one intended for Arabs. He’s a good Christian man.

i looked at you as a sweaty pervert ****** figure but you ended up being my older ******* only 3 years older than me. Am I that immature?

Thanks for replying, lux. I would put you in front of my ****** in Texas. They are poor and dependent somewhat on what the government provides. They constantly vote Republican but I bet both of us think they may be making the wrong decision. I think religion has a lot to do with it and they...

This poor fella got sent to Tony Khan Re-Education Camp for 2 months.

By saying "dates with" would it be safe to assume that translates to "going bareback"?

Many Democrats think of Republicans as NAZIs. Didn't Andrew Cuomo send a bunch of people to their death chamber? For the GOP's sake let's hope Fascism is Fashionable. 1-888-EYE-TALIAN

Hope you and your ****** are doing good too, bubb. My ******-in-law is a great lady. I talk in life like I post here. Way too much. Anyway, neither of us are bilingual but we do love each other. Any effort to communicate has been worth it. I haven't learned much Tagalog but I'm way better at...