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You'd have to be the Lord Of Illusions to make me believe she still has boobs. They Kaitlyn Jenner'd those udders off 20 years ago.

I'm afraid my magic wand would be like pushing wet spaghetti against a brick wall if any more of Jackie's flesh falls off the bone.

Just use Google in the meantime. Porn is still harder to avoid than to find on the internet. Have the same consideration for the girls now as they have had for you in the past.

Alex is definitely feeling a little scorned, jilted, and used. The Teflon Don better watch his six unless he wants the worst rim job imaginable. Strange way of getting revenge but that's our Alex.

Just a little extra rope and your savings is gone. Do I still have to fuck Jackie Stallone's decomposing gelatin-like corpse? She's turning into a pile of petrified goop.

I've hired a few GILFs in my day but you're gonna have to pay me some big bucks to fuck a woman who's been dead over a year who was already too old for fuckin' for 35 years while she was still alive. I may need some inspiration so I can get fully turned on...

Amish Dave Paul Shaffer is an actual gnome though.

I'm used to living in a lawless city full of unmotivated cops run by incompetent politicians already.

#DefundTheMods Fight The Power. Gnome Sayin'?

I heard Ron Jeremy is back doing cam shows from County.

Crickets for the yellow dog-eared HELP WANTED sign even more. Who in their right mind that has other options in life would agree to be a moderator on a board of pornography? Check the results of the search. Results matter. At least we didn't get any on us.

Anybody remember this WCW angle? WEST TEXAS REDNECKS > NO LIMIT SUCKAS

After she got fucked she purchased a ****. Then she get sent to the wrong side of the cornfield for being a witch.

Just to add something... I'm fairly unfiltered and overcaffeinated and have a tendency to write things that people think are insane. I was especially really out of line one day and started a thread that created outrage. I was bored, I admit. A fella who I respect made the first comment to my...

I think we as members get along great whether we agree or disagree on things. This board went though a change. We disagree more politely now than people who agreed on things before. Many who fight for the sake of fighting have left or have been shown the door. We are so well behaved now we could...

I had a buddy who used to say, “I wouldn’t fuck her with a Cabbie’s dick.”

As long as we're encouraging men to be violent toward women why even wait until they become women? If it trends on Twitter I guess it's fine.

Would you advice them to cut it with Fentanyl to stretch out the Heroin? China could definitely be of assistance there. This could have a wonderful indirect effect on the price of weed if enough pot smokers get hooked on heroin.

If it ain't sharp make sure it's darn heavy so you can bludgeon a fella.

Bubb, Jackie Stallone: You Fuck Her Or No?

1-888-ONE MISSING-ONE DEAD

Now this one has the Magic Power.

Her magic is not real and I do not believe. Just a fucking doll. That's all that it is.

You can be... be... be... Invisible.

Can somebody please explain to me how Sylvester Stallone was able to become a mainstream movie star without his ******'s magic?

My ancestors were Cossacks so I can get good reference from cavemen also.

Those two are pair of boobs regardless.

If they move enough heroin they can say no to foreign aid. Can’t they also run an extortion racket demanding money for destroying poppy with no other strings attached?

RIP Charlie Watts. Great drummer. I saw The Stones play at The Rose Bowl once and they were incredible live on that huge stage.

Believe it or not I'm super shy and have zero confidence in my ability to play. Even if I gain some good skills my playing will still sound like crapola to the rest of the ******. I did what I thought was some decent Karaoke once at a ***'s birthday party but I was asked never to sing again...

Joey Hernandez just threw his massive gut in the ring making an announcement that he is also running for Governor Of California. https://joeypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Joey_Hernandez

You guys still like her? I hope you are not depending on anything she promises. If so expect a bag of **** loaded with lols.

Anybody know how much money the Taliban can make by flooding the planet with cheap but good quality heroin?

That's an additional thing they have in common added onto the gargantuan mountain of evidentiary commonalities that we have already addressed. Maybe reincarnation is true.

This is the moment of just letting go...

You don't need to Run With The Devil if you are your own nemesis. "Sergeant, tell me, what is your greatest jihad?" "Putting down this bottle of Captain Morgan, my *******."

These guys worked a stiff match and beat the dogshit out of each other on NXT 36.

Here's a musical fella who's a bit religiously conflicted as well. Great songs either way though.

A cop I knew who was a religious fanatic heard too many weird things about me and one day called me a Shapeshifter. I said, "Muhammad! You're something worse! You're my ******** buddy!"

My ****** in West Texas are very religious. Their faith is so strong they resent being asked about anything they believe in.

You still shopping for that ***** cane or are you presently able to make a Karen Popsicle?

Brian Alvarez was speculating about Sasha being "cleared". Bianca still got screwed though. I hope she is credited for being a good employee and she gets rewarded in the future. She was still screwed though. I wonder how her husband feels.

Be consistent and walk the left hand path all the way to the *** shop. I just fixed up a character from a place we don't have diplomatic relations with. He kept frothing at the mouth about accessories while I kept reminding him to buy bullets. He's a Christian man that needed me to smooth out...

I used to walk to Westwood Village and see all these Asians wearing masks. I was wondering if they were sick or if they thought I was. Now I know. If wearing a mask makes you feel safer and more comfortable then go for it. If you are to err err on the side of safety. When I worked security my...

I notice the score is tied as I predicted. Same difference pretty much, right?

Yup. He dead.