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...and I heard something about younglins? Great job, you bully!

Hey, Shifty, would you like to trade places with those ****? :D

Gay marriage didn't **** the dinosaurs, it was Chuck Norris! :mad:

Glad to see Vanilla Ice is now doing restaurant reviews.

Id? :D

Well, they got to learn some place. And if they need practice after class, I'm available to let them practice :D

How cute! Kerry and Obama had a baby! I wonder who was the "catcher". :D

Well, I got myself an E :D Thank you, thank you very much

He invented the rimjob, and he hasn't won the Nobel Prize!?!? That's a travesty!!! I said travesty, not transvestite, okay, I don't care what VV does on the weekends!

:sing: 5yC7HwPh6Es

Well, a huge crowd of people about to descend on the Dallas/Ft. Worth area, you're likely to find whatever you want. But are all of those people looking for ***** prostitutes? Of course not, they're going to the game, and what about **** taking their **** or whole families going to the game...

I guess what TOC is trying to say here is: "Leggy, I AM your ******"

Philadelphia Eagles! And I present Exhibit 1 for your consideration! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amr2Ch9LFBU amr2Ch9LFBU

Look at his avatar. He probably is getting lots of bacon :D

Wrong section, should be in the funnies by the way, porn.... the bad kind? Is there really such a thing? :D

Rammstein live > The scorpions live :D

I would need time to develop a taste for a whole glass. I'll start by driking a glass of juice off a sardine can.

Dude!! You're from Germany!! You guys got Rammstein :banger: What you doin' with....nickelback? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2YgzsnISU8 r2YgzsnISU8 I'm sure Dirk, Stan, BB, VV, and any other deviant perv (like yours truly) will like that video

:sing: cath scratch fever :banger: cat scratch fever :sing:

ooooh, someone's ass is going to get whipped ;)

You may gouge your eyes out, but that image will be forever engraved in your brain as the last thing you ever saw.... sweet dreams :D

Kangaroo scrotum... why, oh, why isn't there a member named like that. We got a wolf/dog (L3ggy), a bear (thebear247), but a whole bunch of cats! We need a kangaroo to balance the species like, you know, affirmative action? :D

The most disturbing feature, other than the hanging gut, is his (her) blow up doll mouth

Read #5 in this article http://www.cracked.com/article_19007_6-reasons-kittens-suck-learned-while-raising-them.html is that what you need someone to do for you, OC? :D

That was L3ggy's attempt to re-enact a canine version of the movie The Hangover

1.5% is the amount of body I got in my fat :D

Shhh, I thought it was our secret! But seriously, feel free to shop! :D http://www.australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/scrotum.htm

WeLcomE 2 dA bOrd, hOP u havE loTS of Fun! :D

I'm sorry. You like Nickelback, I get it, and you're not alone. Their music might be acceptable to your ears. But not to mine. I see Nickelback as nothing more than a prepackaged artificial product ****** onto the radio waves by the music industry to line their pockets because they are more...

lB6nYFAhiVI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB6nYFAhiVI :elaugh:

Sorry I'm late for the conversation, I was busy getting laid :D So what have I missed? Have ~~Whimsy~~ and L3ggy done the nasty yet? Has The Orange Cat been unbanned? Has Dirk come back from lurking somewhere? What's the latest Freeones gossip?

That wolf there is going to make a nice apetizer :D

I'm going to be honest, if I'm on my way to work I stop for nobody. Of course, if I'm waiting for the train to arrive I would take the time to appreciate a good performance, that is, a performance that doesn't make my ears hurt as badly played violins usually do.

Paging Dr. Blueballs, Paging Dr. Blueballs :D

I really, REALLY hope my prediction won't come true, but I see history repeating itself here. We got a head of state who is accused of being corrupt and is unpopular with his people, who happens to be a hardliner against islamists, who is an U.S. ally, who has his people demonstrating against...

Just imagine what she could do with your cock? :eek: (Disclaimer: yes, I know, there's no penile bone)

So if a wolf and a cat have babies, what would they be called? Colf or Wat? You two serioulsy should get a room!

Well, Lincoln was the first Republican president so no surprise he's facing to the right :D Now, if ol' George Washington and Thomas Jefferson knew what modern day liberals think of them, they'd change to face to the right too. :tongue: FDR can keep facing the wrong way all he wants.

Don't mean to be a wet towel but... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/31/fox-news-cant-find-egypt-map_n_816540.html Kudos to the Huffin' and Puffin' ton Post for getting something right :thumbsup:

At least it's not Nickelback..... ugh

Yeah, sure, it was a typo, right

So that's what you did this weekend?

I'll be interested in ballet when they add poles to the stage and there's more girls like this one

Any of you guys remember seeing this poster? I think this is what's going on ~~whimsy~~ WILL BECOME L3ggy!! :eek:

So for what kind of people was the i-phone designed? Hey, Dirk, do you have an I-phone?

Kylia be ******* all the threadses

I see he's chatting with the Orange Cat.... send my regards to him next time you chat with him :D

Whatever happened to good ol' Camp Iwannalayu? Those were some fond memories

of course, then when she wakes up you can always say the chandelier fell on her head or something :D ...not that I've done that or anything, just a suggestion ...and not that I'm condoing that kind of behavior but just....oh, fuck it, to each his own

So Germany IS the Alabama of Europe! Archer is right!! :D