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Oh, no! Black Alabama trouser snakes! :eek: but for some reason they're painted green

Zookeeper, zookeeper, the elephants are fighting!

So who was the lucky guy? 12 shots of ******* will take the taste out of your mouth :D

I see the Cheshire cat.... :dunno:

Yup, there are Saddam dolls, but you can only get them as piñatas... :D

:sing: boobies, boobies, boobies, oooh :sing:

Those little brown spots, is that ***?

WTF is that? Post-op transexual? :eek:

What the fuck you know about Haldol? Shut up, asswipe! :mad:

And considering he's responding to his own posts, sort of like an online way of talking to himself, he hasn't heard of Haldol either.

A woman who takes one for the team in Proyect Mayhem has a name. Her name is Kelly Paulson. Her name is Kelly Paulson Her name is Kelly Paulson Her name is Kelly Paulson....

His school nickmane was Q-Tip :D

:why:

Of course they're a cartoon, but instead of giving them a yellowish skin color like The Simpsons they gave them an inhuman orangish color instead

Stupid cat, get out of the way! Good thing her areolas are big enough :rubbel:

No doggie style if she has the rocket pack :eek:

Damn, reminds me of cows being milked. Anyway, that's got to be Japan. Only in Japan do they bother to pixelate the genitals for porn. I mean, this is their version of Return of the Jedi. Anyway, I'm moving to Japan! :D

I like that car. :D

Woah, he went the same way as Marvin from Pulp Fiction, an itty bitty oops

I thought it was Gonzalez :dunno:

So it's a school for little girls then? :dunno:

He probably meant the original meaning of the word "gay" as in "homosexuals are happy go lucky!" :D

The stuff nightmares are made of

:rofl: But how about some ironing? :D

Darwin is right! At least we know Stan and Dirk evolved from monkeys!

Yet, another ~~whimsy~~ thread. But I would ask, is the fantasy for receiving or giving? Probably receiving :D

That's L3ggy. He's got bitch tits.

I'd just scream like a little girl! :eek: Plus, don't even think about crushing it or else you'll have LOTS of itty bitty spiders crawling all over the place and hiding until they all grow as big as the one you just crushed, sweet dreams, people

That is just a regular day in VV land

Fuck you, LG! :mad: I always recommended LG's TV's because some of the hotels I've stayed in had them and the image was great, I even wanted one but I'm going to make do with a Sony TV instead :mad:

I thought Sweden was hell frozen over... :dunno:

Someone should tell her it was Coruscant or Tijuana and just watch her try and book a flight there.

It is an ingenious solution. That's why planting trees is the right thing to do. Plus, trees NEED CO2, so, yes, we could cut down on CO2 emissions but just don't go on an environmentally overzealous crusade (or is it jihad) against CO2, after all, we exhale CO2 too, so are environmentalists...

Well, the kickers and the quarterbacks might as well use these uniforms. But I really liked this one: http://www.businessinsider.com/check-out-these-insane-nfl-uniform-redesigns-2010-11#new-england-patriots-19

So, how can I rep PotPieDeluxe? :D

Just as wrinkly though

I should stay away from PCP. I'm already acting like I'm on it :mad:

Okay, nighty nite, ~~whimsy~~ got to put you to ***** :D

Isn't the evil twin the one with the goatee or goatse, however you spell it.

Probably something like:

That must be one helluva hot view if she's spotting me while I bench press :rubbel:

All that fat will definetly cushion any fall

Looks tasty! I think I know what I'm having for lunch. I won't have to eat for the rest of the week.

Furry porn? Seriously?

Does Alyssa sunbathe topless in that weather? :D

Looking pretty, huh?

So I guess we got a modern day Shakespeare in da' house!

Okay, I'm thinking about this.... got a headache, now I got the munchies, BRB, got to get tacos

Just like his master

I thought this is what PirateKing liked.... :dunno: