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  1. hedonis

    Do you prefer eating ass or pussy or both ????

    And hey, as long as you're going to be down there eating one, get 'em both! :thumbsup: H
  2. hedonis

    A Sex Offender just moved in!!!!

    Clearly you're not familiar with the Glock 36 or the Sig-Sauer 245, both of which are as small as a S&W .38 snub. And when it comes to using a ****** on another human, why on earth would you worry about 'too much firepower'? If it comes to firing a ****** at another human being- this ain't no...
  3. hedonis

    A Sex Offender just moved in!!!!

    Real women carry a .45
  4. hedonis

    Naughty Allie / Allie Chase

    Re: Naughty Allie - Pics And what an awesome new set that is, Mr. Pitino... :hatsoff: H
  5. hedonis

    What are the best penis enhancers???

    In all seriousness- none of them. I think if you really look into them, you'll find that all of them are hocus-pocus snake oil. Find a gal who loves YOU, rather than your cock, and spend the money on her, not on BS pills that are little more than sugar and filler. H
  6. hedonis

    NFL Playoff Predicition(based on Free Agency)

    Dude, really? They spent nearly 180 million on 3 guys, but still have a shite passing game. Wait until the hundred million dollar man sits for 8 of the 16 games with injury. Dan Snyder does not know how to spend money. And hey, GSB, the chiefs are probably going to surprise you this coming...
  7. hedonis

    NFL Playoff Predicition(based on Free Agency)

    Crappy frickin' double post....
  8. hedonis

    Dario Argento movies - any suggestions?

    Suspiria would be the one I would definitely see. H
  9. hedonis

    Iran angered over films

    Wow... a middle eastern country becoming outraged by something a western country does. Simply amazing, isn't it? How about we in the west stop getting asked to accept everyone's culture, and demand that very same thing of some of these goons. I mean, I could understand their rage and...
  10. hedonis

    motivational posters

    Don't take it as a personal ******. I would guess that you didn't make the poster, but the subject matter, like the countless "Jailbait" posters, just isn't funny. I guess I may have a different perspective since I've spent nights in hospitals waiting to take reports from gals wiped out by...
  11. hedonis

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I'll have to admit it, and suffer the slings and arrows of my Freeones brethren... It was "Eight Legged Freaks" I'm a sucker for a good ole fashioned ******* movie, and for all the movie's shortcomings, it was fun, light fare that was ridiculous, but just a good popcorn munching movie that had...
  12. hedonis

    CFNM..the beginning Pt.1

    I would be amazed... AMAZED, if this is not the same guy who brought us "Redville High" recently. Apparently, he doesn't want to bother to read the board rules, but likes writing about all the things you're not supposed to discuss here at Freeones. I'm waiting with baited breath for his p2p...
  13. hedonis

    songs you like from bands you ****

    I also have to say GnR- but I would say "It's So Easy" and "Garden of Eden" I fucking loathe metallica, but I love the songs "Master of Puppets" and "Enter Sandman" H
  14. hedonis

    Which Jessica: Alba or Biel

    Neither- the Jessica I always wanted was Jessica Rabbit H
  15. hedonis

    Pulled over for multitasking while driving.

    Wait, no one's chimed in yet with the "fuckin' **** cops..." thing yet :eek: H
  16. hedonis

    Cum on the face

    Mine actually lets me cum on her face, so to answer your question- no, I've never pulled that one. :hatsoff: H
  17. hedonis

    Windows in practice

    Considering it says "computer" in Russian, right there hanging from the awning- I'm guessing that it is, in fact, a computer store. :D H
  18. hedonis

    motivational posters

    Dudes... the "roofies" one? Not cool. Not exactly something to celebrate. H
  19. hedonis

    Party Girl all Used up!

    Did the inflatable girl crap herself? Or is that meant to be simulated pubic hair :eek:
  20. hedonis

    Burger King vs McDonald's

    Ronald's winning that one. He's got the eye of the tiger. H
  21. hedonis

    Women, and how they want their stuff!

    Brilliant- the entire thread! Great pics. H
  22. hedonis

    Raven Riley / Ravin Riley

    Hey, try not to talk about gas while we're talking about Raven Riley and her ass, mmmm kay? H
  23. hedonis

    Paul Harvey: Good Day (1918-2009)

    Kinda wondered if this was coming. I get the chance to listen to his news program during the day, and it's been someone else doing it for quite some time. And now you know the rest of the story... RIP, Paul Harvey. You were a genuinely nice guy. H
  24. hedonis

    More to the internet than porn?

    Wait.... what about a repeating flash video of William Shatner bellowing "KHAAAAN!" is serious? :glugglug: H
  25. hedonis

    Which woman actress would you like to see DP'd?

    ****** through both, but what does that have to do with the fact that an actress, by the nature of the word, is female? An actor is male. It's kinda like the waiter/waitress thing ;) H
  26. hedonis

    CFNM..the beginning Pt.1

    Geee... let me guess. You went to "Redville High"? So now it's not ******** lesbians, it's ******. H
  27. hedonis

    Bobby Jindal, the exorcist ???!!?

    Thankfully, Jindal is not either of those men. H
  28. hedonis

    More to the internet than porn?

    Hell yes there's more to the internet than porn: http://www.khaaan.com/ H
  29. hedonis

    bikini's,lingerie,and nude oh my

    Nude gals do it for me- but mostly when it's done tastefully. I don't need to know what her cervix looks like. H
  30. hedonis

    Gift idea for stressed out girl.

    Stress. A lot of the folks who have responded have it right- get her a full day at a spa, a nice bottle of ****, and above all else, just keep the stress of work away from her on the day that you send her to the spa- no phone calls, no texts, nothing. You intercept it all. A nice meal with...
  31. hedonis

    Skin Between Pussy and Anus

    Well, if it's a taint, but it's on a female, perhaps we should call it the faint. H
  32. hedonis

    Star Wars VS. Star Trek

    Star Wars for me. Viva la Empire! H
  33. hedonis

    Which woman actress would you like to see DP'd?

    What other kind of actresses would there be? Male actresses? H
  34. hedonis

    Raven Riley / Ravin Riley

    Any links... Any proof that she's put "anything" in there? I've seen her b/g anal scenes, but I missed the baseball bat, tire iron, and Buick century she crammed up there. Please list some of the "anything" she's placed up there- I'm curious :D H
  35. hedonis

    A Sex Offender just moved in!!!!

    All right- first of all, in many places in the US, it is mandatory for sex offenders to register with *************** so that they are tracked, so the notice he received is just a part of the process. In some communities, these types of offenders aren't allowed to live within a certain distance...
  36. hedonis

    Film/Tv

    Right on the money, Maildude! Next one's yours H
  37. hedonis

    oh crap- haven't been back there yet.

    oh crap- haven't been back there yet.
  38. hedonis

    Joaquin Phoenix Becomes Rapper?????

    You haven't seen the movie "Gladiator"? Personally, though I wouldn't listen to his rap, this is no less ridiculous than any other actor jumping off to a music career. Don Johnson's "Heartbeat", anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk H
  39. hedonis

    King Co. deputy assault case

    Does he get to fling a shoe, first?
  40. hedonis

    what was the worst pain you've ever felt?

    That is so brave of you to come on here and admit something like that. That you are so confident in your sexuality to admit that you're bi- oh.... bi-POLAR... Carry on. H
  41. hedonis

    King Co. deputy assault case

    Yes- cops like the ones in the video make it harder for the good cops, because the bad cops get all the media time, so that's what people think cops do. It's sad. H
  42. hedonis

    If you want to steal my quote, at least take the picture, too...

    If you want to steal my quote, at least take the picture, too: http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/11/08/id-hit-it-so-hard-it-would-take-the-future-king-of-england-to-pull-me-out/
  43. hedonis

    what was the worst pain you've ever felt?

    Nope, I value freedom and my ******** too much to have given either of those away for that temporary satisfaction. The fun part was my slut ex wife having to explain to our 7 year old ******** why the ex and I were divorcing. Of course, I then had to tell my ******** the truth 7 years later...
  44. hedonis

    Has the Computer Caused You to Begin Masturbating Left Handed?

    Well, I don't use photos, for one thing. But that was back when I actually could masturbate and finish. Lately, and by lately I mean for over a year, if it hasn't been real, actual sex, I just haven't had the interest. But no- I don't open multiple windows. Find the scene you want, get it...
  45. hedonis

    what was the worst pain you've ever felt?

    Finding my first wife in bed with another dude on a new year's eve. :hatsoff: H
  46. hedonis

    Kissing

    My kisses range from French romance novel hero to slush-covered yeti. Kind of depends on my friend.... Maybe you know him. Jim Beam.
  47. hedonis

    King Co. deputy assault case

    Why in particular? Since I've left that job, I'm not very big on all the posturing and such you get from them on traffic stops and all that. But then, I don't really interact with them too much because I don't break the law, and don't go to places where cops generally end up to throw their...
  48. hedonis

    Conservative States Spend Most on Porn!

    LOTS of people look at porn. Does it matter what their political leaning is? And garrisonjj is right, the Christian Right is one small group of conservatives, and I'd bet that a lot of them partake of the porn as well. And Chef, I did NOT know that about Boise. :hatsoff: H
  49. hedonis

    Favorite ********* candy?

    Makes me cringe to even think of it now, but I loved the hell out of Fun Dip. You know, slightly flavored packets of sugar which you dipped a candy stick into. GAH! Teeth hurt just thinking about it. H
  50. hedonis

    What are you listening to right now?

    Snoring dog, ******** wife, mischievous cat. H
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