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She could pretty much just wrap your rod with that tongue, and slide the whole thing up and down your pole. Someone get her number. H

Yeah, my first thought was "why is that douche still putting?" Maybe he should toss the club, get out his little 4 Wood, and go to town, right there on the green! H

Performance artist.

Why would anyone call soda something silly like pop?

I'm the same as Patrick on this. H

14, and while I'm certain I remember it better (and longer :D ) than it was, I remember it being mighty damn nice. H

Selena Spice, Meester, sir! H

And I'm guessing that this topic has been covered at some point. I have no idea how heavy she was, but she was so much woman, it took the wife and I doing her together to get it done! :thumbsup: H

Hedonis: Senator Reid is a dickhole. I think I just heard Thomas Jefferson flip over in his grave! Next thing you know, Reid will want to crown a king of the US. H

Repo men. H

Yeah, there's a flippin' shock. I wonder why nothing gets done... :dunno:

Actor definitely looks like Klaus Kinski, but other than that- I got no idea. H

Nina Hartley kicks all forms of porn ass, and then licks it and puts things in it! Happy birthday Nina! From a fan clear back from the first vid I ever saw you in- Debbie duz Dishes. :D H

Kate- from Kate's playground. H

Well, knowing the kind of women that my wife finds sexy and would want to spend a week on vacation having sex with- I'd have to say Vicky Vette. H

Re: Jennifer Dark - want to fined All right... I don't want to be the one to point to the obvious, but merely by spelling her name in your post, that gives you a link to all Jennifer Dark material here on Freeones. Go forth- browse it all- and enjoy :thumbsup: H

Re: Bree Olsen/Olson ok, in all seriousness, does anyone actually find that cool or arousing? I just had to laugh and shake my head. :dunno: H

Or peppermint.

Yep- good call, DOA. I have a neighbor that has this very same fake gravestone in his yard, and it is indeed the word "dog" on it. H

HA HA! HA. ha.. ho... heh... Wait- that's not funny :dunno: And that thing says 245 Celsius, so Mr. kitty would be a small ball of flame if this was real. H

Shrinkage due to cold. H

Good point- or a big tag hanging off of it. :mad: H

Errr... yes, yes it is. And that thing's just wrong. H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M Yike- that must be that really bad boob job she had before getting it fixed. H

Re: Porn Star Comebacks Oh, I thought this was going to be a thread full of "Your ****'s a pornstar..." type insults and comebacks. Carry on. H

GAH! Can't stand it! Have to put on my grammar police badge! "faxct" was obvioulsy just a twinkie fingers mistake, I'm guessing because x is right next to c on the keyboard.(I do those all the time with my fat fingers when I get typing fast. But he did not forebode you from doing anything...

I shot a guy. Does that count? :dunno:

That doesn't necessarily make for a good movie. Lots of directors of adaptations say they are big fans of the material they are covering. Even if he is, meh. I'm so tired of movies about whiny reluctant super heroes. H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M Unmitigated, ***** ****. Everyone loves to throw the word "brainwashed" around when it comes to religion, and certainly it happens, and to some extent, I think all religion has some amount of ************ in it. But then, so does the world of professional sports...

You win the internet.

During the summer, I spend a lot of time having to scrape the eggs for these little fuckers off my horses. H

I spent 9+ years as a cop. That's one gross donut. H

That makes me queasy... Imagine the smell of that room.

Now... how can you know anything about the details of the accident. Maybe the ***** garbage truck driver that crossed the center line and smashed her into the wall just can't be seen in frame. :dunno: Didn't I say that? H

Yep- that's me!:D Thanks for the attempt at negative rep. You're the greatest. :kiss:

I smell bullshit.... The scent is strong.... H

And you were picking on photobombers... :nono: H

Any particular reason ewe did knot smell anything write?:cussing:

Imagine if that guy did something useful with his life.

I wanna meet the guy who can score from one end of that table all the way to the other end :thumbsup: H

I suppose if you're into all that stuff- great. I don't mind money, pussy, or ****, but I've no desire (under current law) to end up in the slammer. These were the kinds of photos we used to love finding when doing search warrants for the **** task *****. Saw some of the best home made porn...

This is some fucked up stuff right here. In reference to the very first pic, she can't be the perfect woman. That's not Heineken balanced on her ass. H

Titsrock has it right. And some added bonus things that might get you in for certain (the more "Yes" answers, the more likely you'll get hired): 1. Cock ridiculously huge? 2. Just get out of some place of incarceration? 3. **** women? (General dislike works just as well) 3a. Do you at...

So I'm guessing you haven't bothered to read the rules then... :hatsoff: Classic quotable stuff right there. I'm the same way. Girl on girl is ok if there will be a guy joining them at some point, otherwise it just falls into the old kiss-lick-sex toys pattern. :*****: H

Nice job of editing on that. Funny! H

Except that McNabb isn't in Minnesota.

Yeah, kind of like your response

Many times, and video taped it almost every time. Or at least took pics. No, you can't see them :D H

And a lesbian orgy. :glugglug:

Hmmm... uhhh... Yeah, go ahead and fuck the UN. That corrupt bunch isn't going to tell me what I can and can't criticize. If they can criticize my country, I can criticize whatever I want. And this is why I want the UN in charge of as little as possible on this planet. H