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I would have loved to have had the original "Bruce" from the first Jaws movie. Unfortunately, ass clowns at Universal let the thing rot into nothing. I would also love to have Jason's screen-used mask from "The Final Chapter". H

I don't- since that Belicheck protege came to my team in KC :D I hope he turns out to be a pro bowl caliber starting QB! No- Cutler was not traded because KC made the trade with NE to get Mike Vrabel and Matt Cassell before a deal could be worked with any of the other interested parties. If...

The other night, experimenting as I do, I doctored up some sausage to be used in various egg dishes (scrambled, omelet) . 2 Lb. Ground breakfast sausage 1/2 cup **** (I used a white zinfandel, but depending on your taste, could be anything) 1 tsp of Cinnamon about a palm's worth of crushed...

Ah, memories.... :rolleyes: Seriously, it's just one of those words that has always been bad, and will probably continue to be bad, just like the dreaded "N" word. I don't like either word, and you can tell how bad they are by the reaction they provoke. Use either one of those in polite...

Breathing.

I didn't vote because we already do use the metric system in several places. It's not standardized for things like road signs, vehicle speedometers, etc. but the military uses it heavily, we have many food containers that use it (Hell, the 2 liter bottle has been around here for decades), and...

Actually, the way a ticket usually breaks down, there is a fine, surcharge, and court costs. The fine is what the city gets, but they only get a portion of it if they write the offense as a state charge. The surcharge and court costs both go to the courts. Pardon me while I say "*****...

Not much of a "fan", was he?

That show is still on? Wow... Maybe my fellow Americans could get better standards for entertainment. Oh... but then MTV and VH1 would go off the air. H

Even as a former cop, I **** these things, and I think more people should fight these tickets. These cameras need beaten down in the supreme court. How on earth people will put up with a PRIVATE COMPANY enforcing the law is beyond me. If, for some reason, I end up with one of these, I'm...

The biggest pack of thieves and criminals world wide is calling us deadbeats. Wow, I'm wounded. But not really. H

This has been asked before, probably many times. Yes I've done it- both with my gal, and been second guy with one other couple. Fun as hell. H

Yeah, Kanye West's almost-boundless ego is outdone really only by that guy who changes his name every other month or so. I will call him P. Doodle this month. The amount of credit these guys give themselves is astonishing, considering the amount of "talent" they supposedly have. Those "Diddy...

Arnold Schwarzenegger Hercules in New York

Yeah, well... I love bridges and trees. :hatsoff: And I'm still going to make fun of Chef. :thumbsup: H

I don't know about longer, but if she can do anything with it? Hell yeah that would enhance a blowjob. If it's just a big tongue, it's a big tongue, but if she really knows how to make the thing dance like a snake, she would be amazing H

I don't know why people have such a hard time believing that sometimes, here on planet earth, there are just bad people who do bad things. No surface to scratch, no deeper, darker, underlying story. You can make conspiracy out of anything if stare at it and wonder about it long enough. Oswald...

You sir, are correct! And "In like Flynn" refers to someone who is able to quickly and successfully score with the ladies, most often a reference to sexual prowess. You see, Errol Flynn was noted for being a ********, humping, *******-rubbed-on-his-privates ladies man... :D H

I thought maybe they had taunted them or something, and that's why the Domincan Republic was upset. :******: But way to go for them! I didn't even know baseball existed in Europe! H

Ba dum dum dum.... Baill Inneraora, ladies and gentlemen! He'll be here all week! :glugglug: Don't forget to tip your wait staff. H

All righty, here we go. Sorry for the delay, but I'm dying of a head cold (or at least it feels that way). Name the film, the four characters at the left of the pic, and the actors. Don't mind all the dudes in the background. As a bonus- name the most memorable character of the 2nd actor...

No- a chiropractor's ***** is if she's doing that, carrying her ****** in it. H

I need a pad of those

How's that for ya? H

I want to own that thing! As a ***, I would have demanded riding on that thing every day. H

I just love the word "Taintstick" :rofl: H

Kick ass movie there. I watched "Role Models" tonight. Not one of the greatest pieces of cinematic stuff ever, but a good little comedy in its own right. I love all the KISS references, and like I said, nothing mind-blowingly great- just a cute, predictable, simple comedy. H

Except that when you look at what a joke is supposed to be, it's supposed to be a set up and punchline aimed at humoring the listeners and getting a laugh. I could stand in a room saying worse things than that joke has in it, but somehow I doubt Bob Saget would re-tell it on video. H

I want them to heckle the USS Abe Lincoln and its entourage. That should be pretty cool. That area needs some new artificial reefs.

Well, my #1 is on your list, as is my #2, but where's the first "Lethal Weapon"???? Predator, Die Hard, and Lethal Weapon are my top three for greatest action flicks EVER. H

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Yes, it's all in the board rules. Post links. H

Exactly, and don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to be a killjoy here, but we're supposed to have rules, and one of those is no pics of ******** people, and no discussing ******** people. So it just seems odd to me that it would be ok just because it's on a wacky poster. But more than that...

If he's putting, he didn't get a hole in one... :D

Fail in 3.... 2.....

Her eyes look weird in the first post of the thread. Still, I'd hit it like a Death Star with Alderaan. H

I'm with DOA on this "joke"- it's just not funny. It's like being shocking just to be shocking, which is, in this day and age, not that shocking. But aside from that, I just don't find it funny. H

You are still talking about the lamp, right? :)

Head... . bursting.... too... many..... jokes...... :eyeso:

I don't know how different that really is to show a hero's dark side these days. Heck, seems like both Nolan's Batman movies have been filled with that. I'm just kinda tired of all superhero movies. But hey, at least they're not turning an old TV series into a crappy movie EVERY week. :D H

That's gahd damn funny!

Yep- it's his little cookie cutter :glugglug:

Now when is she going to get here and start posting!?!? :bowdown: H

I live with her :D Though I admit, it's been some time since we've gotten to do one of those. H

That makes me want to ****. Is that wrong? :dunno: H

Since my cock is nowhere near that level of girth, all that extra space would be ******. And I know enough females with big mouths. H

Nah, I think their spacing is just fine. At least, I wouldn't complain about it to them if I was standing right there.

Wow- it has my taste in hats, and is even hung like me.

The gal he's walking with is pretty hot- I wouldn't bother with the thing in the window. H

I there is no "I" in "Double Team" H

Could this be.... Japan? That would explain a lot. H