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That was a LOT uncalled for. I would have been fired, sued, jailed, sued, and probably fired again for good measure if I'd done something like that to one of my prisoners while I was a cop. I mean hell, she kicked a shoe at him. Be fucking bigger than that, man. Warn her, and if she stays...

To the NAACP: No. And while I'm at it, if you want to be taken seriously, take the word "colored" out of your organization's name. Oh, and quit acting like a bunch of lawsuit-happy thuggish bullies. And uh... some other stuff, too! H

I had two propositions while I was a cop- does that count? H

I like it! Bring on Freebay! H

That's awesome. Nice cartoon, sir!

I understand where you're coming from, but who'd want to pay to see mundane sex acts? Part of porn is the excitement of the sex. I can just see myself picking up a copy of "Disinterested housewives 9" And if you want uninspired sex, track down one of the Paris Hilton vids. H

It's only sloppy seconds if you're waiting until the other guy is done, and you want the same hole ;)

No- by the time it's time to use the hand to close the deal, I've stopped navigating, and have started drilling for self-extracted man oil. If I have to go back to using the mouse, something has gone wrong. H

I've done it several times, and holy smokes! Still straight. Wow- that was close after all those times, eh? I think you probably have to be attracted to the same sex to be gay. No wait- not probably, that IS what would make you gay. H

The thing I got tired of hearing when I was a cop was how much ********* was a "gateway ****", because if you smoked weed, you were more likely to try other *****. I think, for the most part, that was utter nonsense. Were there people like that? Yeah, but for the most part, the weed smokers...

That makes me queasy. H

Nah, that's the poor bastard who ordered something that he had to pull off and wait for. :D

Is it wrong to note, at this point, that that woman is pretty cute? I'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out, you'd be king of England. H

I wouldn't put too much stock in "elections" in a country like that. Venezuela just had some elections. The outcome was a complete shocker (Since there's no sarcasm smilie, I'll just tell you- I'm using sarcasm). Sadaam Hussein used to hold elections too. I will grant you, I think of Saudi...

No sir- it is ********* to take the law into your own hands. Right or wrong- that's a point of view. I do agree with you that this isn't something you should have happening all the time, or that it should replace our current justice system. Because, who's to say what you might do to someone...

Legalizing ********* and prostitution could help the entire US get out of debt! H

Were they ever not? :D

1. Tell the guy running the camera to do this one thing- Shut the Fuck Up. (You are "behind the scenes", so don't be IN the scenes, especially with riveting and compelling input like "You like sucking that cock? Huh?" 2. Eliminate things like *******, spitting, slapping, punching ( :eek...

In other news, water is wet! ;) Will. Just teasing you, but these guys have been here for a long time, doing these exact same things. A great deal of my narc school when I was a cop, and my highway intervention for commercial vehicles class I attended were dedicated to the common routes...

To me then? Very well: http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/2/26/f_abc123m_48858d5.jpg Film Actors Characters And as a bonus, what was the man in the red robe's trademark line in the film? H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M Well, dude, look at this sequence of posts, and maybe my 'wow' becomes more apparent to you: fatman0529: has she come back to porn yet? Me: No- and it's not likely to happen, either. brona55 (In response to my message posted just above this one): She is...

Because that **** is ****.

I've never found "powerful vibration" to be anything but a way to desensitize my junk. And what's next? Now she'll be wearing a mouth guard. Will she have a helmet next? Blowjobs- hardcore contact sport :D

You can't. Didn't you read the sign? :nono: H

Nice! I'd read any one of those, except maybe that first one. But then... hell, I'd probably read that one too. I get bored easily, and reading passes time. H

Paint in the first one- that's an obvious huffer. I used to arrest guys that looked like that from time to time. Bottom one, I think, is a meth cooker. I seem to remember seeing that mug shot before- got a bit singed in a lab accident. :dunno: Can't you just see that first guy singing...

Oh my god, she actually looks a bit like the evil ********** in Cinderella! H

Hey guy! What are you talking aboot?

Could you actually be any more offensive, abrasive, insulting, or ****-stirring? I don't like to go hunting that often but... *sniff sniff* I smell troll. Seriously, did Boothbabe **** your dog, or burn your house down? What is the hardon you have with acting so disrespectful to another...

That damn sasquatch

This is exactly right. When it's to the point where you start needing a machine to jack off, you're all done. This thing might be handy (ha ha) for someone who has no hands or arms. H

I lol'ed

Moon over Parador L to R- Raul Julia, Richard Dreyfus, and Sonia Braga Julia- Roberto Strausmann Dreyfus- Jack Noah (President Simms) Braga- Madonna Mendez Love that flick.

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Oh my god, yeah... because we wouldn't want someone looking 30+ :eek: H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M Wow, so does that mean you're hoping for her misfortune to continue to the point that she comes back to porn? H

Actually, if you created a function to block threads whose titles begin with "Who's your favorite..." I would be ecstatic. H

Top ten... top ten... ok- here we go. 10. P-51 Mustang 9. F-4 phantom II 8. F/A-18 Hornet 7. F-86 Sabre 6. FW-190 5. F-14 Tomcat 4. F-22A Raptor 3. F-16 Viper 2. Aria Giovanni 1. F-15 Eagle

That's kind of a dangerous game. Suppose someone doesn't like anal, or lesbian porn, or any number of other things. You do have the option not to view ****/**** threads. That's all you gotta do to avoid the material, timbo :glugglug: H

bing... bang... boom? Who says that anymore? Seriously, I don't care whether she's a dude, a chick, a Chinese Tranny named Biggles... I trust that she's who she says she is unless someone has proof otherwise. The thread has been entertaining, and hey, if fisting does it for ya, I'm behind...

How hot is she? 98.6 degrees if all is well. But the pictures... oh yes. She has the look I just love, and unlike some others- I've enjoyed her switch to hardcore very much!

McArthur Park- I weep openly because I realize that someone left the cake out in the rain... And I like cake. H

Tunsty's mum got my vote :thumbsup: H

More freeones swag! And for the boards, how about a deep, dark section where people can go to vent and have it out, rather than all that stuff ending up in the talk section. Along that line, maybe split political stuff into its own forum so that the general talk section could have a lighter...

Wow- 2002. I have to admit, there's probably nothing in that book that would be considered "shocking". Unless this is the novelization of 2 girls, 1 cup :eek: H

Actually, he should quickly whip his johnson against a brick wall to light them himself, then fire up a smoke. H

Wow... that's one fucked up dude.

Re: Met-art Redhead Lidiya A Anyone know what this lovely lady's full name is? Does she ever have a last name in her sets?

Yes you will have to worry about this. You are aware that most things made out of plastic come from oil, as most plastic is petroleum based, right? Anything made from or by oil is going to skyrocket, as will everything else that is transported from here to there by trains, ships, trucks...

That lift fan is unreliable. Ask the Russians about the Yak-38 or Yak-141. The latter was a fantastic aircraft, but the lift fans were still prone to failure, and the conversion to forward flight from the lift fan is awkward at best. The best things about the 141 were applied to LM's F-35...

Nope, he already made it quite clear that he wanted to continue to play. But I think he'll have a very hard time commanding a 13 million dollar salary anywhere else. H