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Is it wrong to want to punt that snotty little fucker way further up in the stands? :dunno: H

And I hope she never does.

Motor-boating is not touching- I just cleared that with my lawyer.

No, you're thinking of Quakers.

The bump is probably because of the untamed wild growth bush lurking there. H

I had a car that ran on that kind of power.

How about looking at her sig? :glugglug:

He actually scares me. Some good old fashioned "Nightmare Fuel" there! H

Dirty Sanchez!!!!!!!!!

No doubt about that, and half way through it, when you find the cat ******** it and say "What the hell, Patches?", the cat will just stare at you a moment then go "Oh, you wanted one? When you said 'kitty, go get a ****', I thought you meant for me to get one for myself." I'm just glad my...

Dude... creepy. :nono: I guess, a long time ago, people didn't flip out so much about protecting the ******** from everything. A little bit of **** isn't going to harm a ***. It's apathy and self-absorbed parents- those are a ***'s worst enemies. H

Good for her! Nice shot, too.

I have a sudden urge to gnaw and nibble on that chick's bottom for hours.

NOTHING wrong with that ass on a runner at all. Or on a tennis player, wal mart employee, firefighter, or any other kind of woman, either! H

I'm tellin' ya.... Google "Camel Spider" as an image search.

Kinda like bigfoot...... But really, really gross.

I hope she's not dead.

... it's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses ... ... hit it ...

That is one mighty fine ass. :thumbsup:

I'd decline a foursome with them because they look like they're 14 years old or so. I have an aversion to general population in prison. :nannerf1:

Scary- there's no way I'd stick my Johnson in that!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2009-5/1339524/badass.jpg I have to offer this up again. I think I would **** her if I punched her once :eek:

Minidog's are better.

Her mouth is too, but I could cure that.

She looks like she could damage me- I'll leave her right there unless she promises to be nice when released.

Sexy, except for Dr. Frankenputz in the background.

Censorship Kitteh is blocking your viewz

That chick in the middle looks like she needs a throat punch.

Cake, and waffles, and whole boxes of cereal with half-and-half on them, and entire pizzas, and so on.... The song title- "I'll Eat You Up! I mean it!"

Hunkwear? What? Would women actually find that to be attractive on a guy?

Do you always have to turn something into a serious discussion, debate, or argument? :D

Fuck that. I know Pennywise the Dancing Clown, and his tricks when I see them...

WTF is it? I'll tell you... It's a ******** ****** that should be set free from whichever fucking scumbag it is that needs a beating. :hatsoff: H

The internet... Once you post it- it's forever.

Ha ha ha ha ha! That's hilarious. H

Re: 30 ********* impersonators that look absolutely nothing like the *********** they Yep- it's true. None of those folks look anything like the people they're trying to impersonate. Some of them are downright pathetic. H

No- just another of the latest in trying to be extreme and over-the-top. I would doubt if anyone on this board is really into that. H

Shotgun is next on the list- I haven't had one in ages. H

I messed up. The one you should look up is the Camel Spider; do a Google Image search and never ***** again... Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The redneck version of a stately manor.

Re: Scarlett Johansson likes to get groped. FYI What the hell? Who is groping her? I know it's not me!

Found a new **** the other night that I really like called Boulevard Wheat. Nummers! And there is a great French ****** called Cointreau which I used in a dessert recipe which is quite tasty as well.

Actually, I believe that can be attributed to one Eric Cartman in the episode of Southpark called "Fatbeard" Hey look everyone! Robert Frost! Hey look everyone! ee Cummings! H

Wait, so now we're going to have "Vs." polls where we're not specifying actual people, but just "lame blonde" types. Weak.

Just picked up my new Sig P220 today. :nanner: Now to go back out with the old dept. I retired from, and get qualified to carry it concealed. Driving through the hood twice a night (to and from work) is kinda eerie, especially after I got approached by the chick with the *****. H

Xanax, as well as several bottles of ****, some razor blades, and at least one ****** :hatsoff: H

No- look up the crab spider found in Iraq. :eek:

Nice- very well done. That picture in the background is awesome! You really have to get a good look at it, though.

Yep- I'd go this route too.

Now there's a library that looks like it has a great selection!