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  1. hedonis

    What pornstar does my girlfriend look like?!

    I believe that's what we would call- humor. :hatsoff:
  2. hedonis

    Bitch Slap

    This is the kind of movie you get when people give guys like Robert Rodriguez and Tarantino the idea that we're ALL interested in old grindhouse movies. Someone squats over the cinematic toilet, grunts, and churns out something like this. Feels good as it comes out, but the stench lingers and...
  3. hedonis

    Oral sex is the new goodnight kiss.

    This is old news- wasn't there a story on Oprah about this like, five or six years ago? I remember reading about this ****, and seeing teen after teen guy say "What? Where are THOSE parties happening? I want to go to those- nothing like that ever happens around here." H
  4. hedonis

    President Obama's first 167 days

    But see... I don't want to hit it with 88 year old Nancy. With Mrs. Sarkozy.... I want to improve foreign relations- one thrust at a time. :thumbsup:
  5. hedonis

    Whats the best pose?

    The answer to every one of these best/greatest/worst/etc. polls is the same- it depends on each individual person's tastes, likes, dislikes, and preferences.
  6. hedonis

    Who is Neil Armstrong?

    Bloggers in foil hats are sitting at the ready as the anniversary date approaches...
  7. hedonis

    President Obama's first 167 days

    Damn, the first lady of France is smokin' hot.....
  8. hedonis

    Fireworks Celebration Fail

    Gotta admire those dickweeds that will capture evidence of the stupid **** they do. It's a whole generation of **** that won't get away with the "Wasn't me... I don't know what you're talking about." defense. A shame. H
  9. hedonis

    My Baby Sitting Job

    Another candidate for a throat punch.
  10. hedonis

    Yes Please

    I don't think that has anything to do with it being a man or a woman- that's just the individual person.
  11. hedonis

    Look before you wipe!

    The Brown Recluse doesn't "Devolve" flesh. That would mean that the spider was capable of magic. It has a bite which causes gangrene, which looks very much like what happened to the poor guy's thumb. Taking care of the bite from a Brown Recluse is expensive and tricky, but can be done. I...
  12. hedonis

    Post a pic of your girlfriend

    His face looks like a horrible mistake. Or an accident with pudding and Vaseline.
  13. hedonis

    Awesomeness!

    Now that's a pile up! H
  14. hedonis

    not your average **** holder

    I suppose it's a sexy **** holder if you're a woman or love cock. :dunno: H
  15. hedonis

    Which porn star do you think I most resemble?

    Ashley Blue H
  16. hedonis

    Midget wrestlers dead after hooker romp

    Best... thread title... ever.....
  17. hedonis

    Nina Mercedez and Vanessa Blue....

    Wearing? Nothing. Doing? Anything but the now-typical toy play. Licking, sucking, kissing... Analingus- total bonus... :thumbsup: Please, for the love of hotness- no toys.:glugglug: And your inside info? H
  18. hedonis

    Mollie Sugden dead

    Captain Stephen Fucking Peacock....... The baddest damn floorwalker ever.
  19. hedonis

    Yes Please

    I bet she couldn't. I bet it wouldn't. I bet I wouldn't. I bet you would be. :hatsoff:
  20. hedonis

    motivational posters

    Even George Bush looks grossed out!
  21. hedonis

    wooow nice water .

    I'm with you- nasty.
  22. hedonis

    Snow Porn

    I wonder if he's got his snow thumb in her snow asshole... :dunno: All I could think of when I first saw it was that "Frosty the Snowman" cartoon- "Happy Birthday!"
  23. hedonis

    Do not taunt happy fun ball.

    Yeah, what's with the dog **** over this pic? It's a dog chasing a ball? How's that stupid? After spending time in large crowds over the last two days, I think I'm pretty clear on which ****** species has cornered the market on "stupid" H
  24. hedonis

    And I can't stop!

    Leonard Lifschitz will eat your ********!
  25. hedonis

    Reading material for the summer

    Yeah, this was already posted, and had quite the lively discussion. Seems like we're getting a lot of repeats these days. No worries, Stacey! :thumbsup:
  26. hedonis

    Girl Owned by *****

    I don't think it's a sneeze, but it's frickin' hilarious! I own a couple of horses, and that looked like that *****, and the one next to it were nipping and picking at each other around those stall doors. That sound is pretty familiar. They make a yip/yowl like that when they pull away from...
  27. hedonis

    3,2,1,0. gooooooo .

    Can you imagine the stench of that? :throwup:
  28. hedonis

    Favorite 'Classic" Porn Star

    So many I couldn't possibly remember them all- but I think my favorite was Ginger Lynn. So many naughty memories of Ginger...
  29. hedonis

    Mollie Sugden dead

    This has been the worst news of all the ********* deaths! :( I watch that show on my PBS station every week... If I may, and I am unanimous in this, I would like to offer my condolences. At least she's back with Mr. Humphries. H
  30. hedonis

    So when you see a pornstar's photo...

    No- if they were beautiful in life, then there's no reason not to be turned on by them by pictures of them MEANT to be sexy or a turn on. Now if it turns you on to know that they're dead? Well, you may want to see someone about that. H
  31. hedonis

    Who's Jacking right now at what to?

    I'm watching old "Golden Girls" episodes...:rubbel:
  32. hedonis

    Thanks! I'm quite lovable!

    Thanks! I'm quite lovable!
  33. hedonis

    Spider

    The other, OTHER meat. That no one should eat.
  34. hedonis

    Karl Malden RIP

    RIP Karl. Another good one gone.... H
  35. hedonis

    Keith Olbermann: Worst Persons in the World Thread

    And oh my god, I just realized that I keep calling him a 'man of conscious', which is wrong, it's 'conSCIENCE'- guess when I get in a hurry, I have my own English foibles to contend with. My bad. It doesn't change the fact that I'd like to see Olberman, Bill Maher, and Chris Matthews run up...
  36. hedonis

    OCSM Art gallery !!!

    Nice work! Especially if that's your *first* work!
  37. hedonis

    a choice you must make

    Ian McKellan- at least the conversation would be interesting. Who said we have to spend the rest of our days having sex? H
  38. hedonis

    What Were They Thinking?

    And to put fluids in his but.
  39. hedonis

    Pie Chart

    I love simplicity.
  40. hedonis

    motivational posters

    I think that if Jesus is really up there, even he would chuckle at that.
  41. hedonis

    Toy wtf!

    This was no boating accident.....
  42. hedonis

    What are you listening to right now?

    Cradle of Filth- From the Cradle to Enslave. H
  43. hedonis

    Everyone gets a trophy!:-))))))

    Does the guy in back have a nice rack too? Why does he get to wear a shirt to the trophy ceremony.
  44. hedonis

    Looks like Onions!

    ok, whoever has the fetish with altering photos so that people have more than two ass cheeks? That guy needs to seek some help. Though, having said that, and being totally grossed out by it- I don't think this photo is altered :eek: H
  45. hedonis

    Wonderful X-mass Gift!

    Truly, a holiday photo that makes one wonder... What the fuck is going on there?
  46. hedonis

    AWESOME new dentist practice...that would definitely take my mind off of things!!!

    Re: AWESOME new dentist practice...that would definitely take my mind off of things!! Actually it would be more like MMHPHHPHHHM
  47. hedonis

    Shark f***ing a whale

    That's just... unsettling. H
  48. hedonis

    **** or Pepsi???

    But that's some form of diet pepsi, so it has to be **** in this case! H
  49. hedonis

    Who would you like to do in Fuck A Fan?

    No, how about something a lot less creepy. Like "Oh yes, Hedonis..."
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