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Yep- you gotta get jumped out.

This wouldn't happen to be the same guy who regaled us with many wordy, fluffy stories in the recent past, would it? I think the older stories were about ******** high school girls and ********** families, but the style is the same. And while I'm at it, I couldn't help thinking while...

Someone had to say it. :rofl:

And I'm thinking of not eating tomorrow because watching some dude lick a gal's nose makes me queasy...

But do they have one for moose-knuckle?

I can't rep you, which is a shame, sir! :hatsoff:

Seriously, mankind is in a deathspiral as far as class goes. H

Yeah, but imagine all the cool **** you could do if you went OUTSIDE. H

"she" looks like a human Jenga puzzle. Like you can remove each little piece, including her cock. H

That's too much thinking for me :glugglug: I listen to it. If I like it, and it helps me write, or is just pleasing to listen to, I don't much fuss over the musical nuts n' bolts. H

Gustav Mahler. He has a number of pieces that just speak to me. H

Be sure to use some of that^ smooth dialog on her... :hatsoff:

That is such an obvious shop. In any event, isn't the theory that all women do anal? Some just don't know they enjoy it yet. :D H

Ben Franklin says.... mghghkaghhfffmnff!

Mike Tyson is not amused. (Side note- my sympathies are with Mr. Tyson for the loss of his ********; that must be the worst feeling.) H

Why are you "quoting everything" ? To the topic- I buy Nike shoes whenever I have to replace the last pair, and I think the shoes are great. I can usually get 1-2 years out of a pair, but then, I'll keep the old ones for a while even after getting new ones (lawn mowing shoes!). Never had a...

Blown up, sir!

I've never had a problem understanding Stallone in that scene, and frankly- it's a great scene (reminds me of how Stallone was an actor before he became an action hero). "First *****" (NOT Rambo), was an excellent movie. Oh boy did you leave out a ton of stuff. Especially for Stallone. I'd...

Well now, it all depends on when sliced bread was invented. And since I make a lot of home made bread, I don't really consider sliced bread to be THAT great of an invention. H

"Coast to Coast" by the Scorpions

If the ants are becoming zombies, it's only a matter of time....

Here's a few: H

I'm not surprised at all- Bull sharks are cranky little buggers, and really are every bit as dangerous as the Great White or Tiger Sharks. Add to that the fact that the bull shark can and does hang around in shallow water, and aggressively looks for prey to scavenge, thus the reason it came...

That looks dangerous! Splinters... you know? H

Did some reading. It is a Russian, elite anti-riot squad. Very old-school cold war Russia type stuff, after reading several articles about them. And that shot is mirrored or shopped. It's actually "OMOH" H

As soon as I saw that, I had that disco "Star Wars" theme in my head! :rofl: H

Probably a band member, crashed out or ****** out after a show. H

Dude- seriously, stop with the hideous "how much can I cram in my vagina" shots :D After the dolls and the bananas.... H

The plastic dinosaur and whatever the girl has in the box just lost. This *** has now experienced WIN. H

I'm ok with NOTHING about him/her/it. The skin is overly tanned and wrinkly, even looking burnt and wrecked in some spots. The face is just plain frightening, and do female body builders really think that strapping a big pair of fake melons on the front of a freakishly muscled, man-like body...

They say that the front of an elephant's trunk is used like a finger... :eek:

There is already a thread called "Porn stars making funny faces", which sounds like the very same thing. H

Is it just me? Or is the "300" web joke phenomenon kind of worn out? :dunno: H

If Vicky Vette ever ends up on "The Tonight Show", I'll **** bricks. H

He very seriously looks like one of the ape characters in Tim Burton's version of "Planet of the Apes" No kidding! H

You've seriously never heard of the mathematical number called "pi"? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi H

My guess is, the rubber band is there so that he doesn't actually have to wear the seatbelt, but it gives the appearance of it. He probably has to be in that thing all day, as it looks like he's driving a tour bus (hence the microphone), and so wearing the seatbelt would be a pain in the ass. H

That grosses me out somethin fierce.

Re: Who made you cum today? My wife, in the shower, with an impromptu quickie! :nanner: H

No, definitely not perfect, but she has a lovely body. I think her breasts are just too large. H

Number of posts means nothing to me when it comes to handing out rep. It's all in the post. H

Krystal Steal That's probably the most overrated one for me. H

Mancow... expert in everything. Never over-dramatizes, or does anything just for ratings.

If you have to give up ANYTHING that you like to be part of a relationship, then that relationship is going to have serious problems right from the start. We don't respond well over time to having our freedoms and personalities crushed under someone's boot- no matter how cute they are. H

2 girls, 1 cup H

This might be a sign of the end of the world. Especially if they are fronted by one of the Backstreet Boys. H

Have to go to that one with my special flesh saber. H

Irony.... I also love the fact that he has a purple helmet :rofl: H

Too late. :glugglug:

Refreshingly, horrifyingly accurate....