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Why do people feel the need to come here- an internet message board- to spill their personal drama all over the place. Don't step in the drama...

On the bright side, I doubt the *** will be the one a shark goes for.

The Jizzer of Oz.

If nothing else, you could say that her angry response proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, she IS in fact a stripper. H

My cats are like that. And even after being busted, not letting go of the pizza. Good kitty...

Reminds me of Freddy Mercury with a wolf on his head.

Poor bear- that chick looks nasty. And not in a good way.

If he's worried about fishing, I can take care of his gal while he's gone.

Cleverly written captions aside, I predict that ***'s going to *****. The cat wants the long, dangly piece of grass the *** is holding, and probably waving around. Go kitty go! H

If Chris Farley had a cat....

In a stream in the middle of the woods.

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates DOH! .........aaaaand... we have our first decree for her nakedness at the start of the page! :crash: We didn't even get four posts of the same set of pics before it, either.... I wish there was a face-palm smilie on here. H

Kind of like Adam Sandler and Jim Carey?

Yvonne Strahovski, who I thought was hot as hell as an American CIA agent on "Chuck", only to find out that she's even hotter with her native Australian accent! As far as soothing voices go, can you get more relaxed and *****-inducing than the late Bob Ross of "Joy of Painting"? H

I've yet to find anything Mr. Cohen does as funny.

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M No. According to her myspace, she seems pretty dang happy. H

Achy Breaky Heart

I don't know. I may have to go with GSB on this one. They ****** a law in Australia that tourists are not allowed to walk on dead whales while Great White Shark spotting. Frankly, if you're stupid enough to do that, why should anyone prevent it? Let's "let nature take its course", as the...

Yeah, but where does Capt. Obvious put Hawaiian entertainment sensation Don Ho?

Let's see how well this goes for them. My guess? There is still going to be porn in Ukraine.

Paul Stanley

I always thought these were incredible high heels: http://ponderingsfrompluto.wordpress.com/2009/01/04/gene-simmons-dragon-boots-to-get-nike-swoosh/

"I love you, you love me", from the Barney the Dinosaur show.

It's entirely possible she's just watching tv while blow-drying her hair. H

She must be planning to sink a ship with those two torpedoes loaded up front.

Even if he wasn't standing next to that sign, the caption would still apply.

Or Michael Moore

Looks like the toxic Avenger just jacked off all over his laptop!

How's that turkey leg, Deputy Mooseknuckle?

Is that really Lucy Pinder? Doesn't look the same as most of the other 2,485 photos I've seen of her- boobs don't look quite big enough, and her face looks different. H

Strawberries need cream

Great.... moments.... in sports!

While you're at it (Row 1)- don't ******** flowers or pose like a homo on a fence. (Row 2)- Don't throw your chicken nuggets on the ground. (Row 4)- Don't point sticks at weiner dogs, and definitely don't do demolition on buildings. H

I believe that shot of her is from one of the WORST movies ever made.

I wish I had a date with Nina in August.

Re: Bonnie Wright (now 18!!) Sorry- but I find it creepy. Considering the first time I saw her on screen she was... like 9? Not for me. H

Now there's a concept I hope these ladies can get behind! :thumbsup:

That's the same way I am. I've never put anyone on mine. H

Wow- Aria looks good as usual, but what is that man-ish thing to the left of her on that page? :eek:

Hopefully never. The last thing I want to see is some hideous dude manhandling that awesome little body of hers. H

She's not a member here. Someone posing as Aria started posting a bit ago, but it wasn't her. I doubt if she has anything against Freeones. H

That thing is nasty- a total growler.

But for this situation, you need this guy: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2009-5/1339524/motivationalpic121.jpg H

As Cartman would say... Weeeak....

How do you figure into the equation that their faces need to be bagged?

Ectoplasmic Residue! Venkman! Get a sample.

What's the next step up from "Moose Knuckle"? Brontosaurus Hoof?

Because you're ridin' dirty? :dunno:

This may help to explain it: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2009-5/1339524/attention%20whore.jpg :hatsoff: H

Maybe instead of being the next Jenna Jameson, she could be the first Jayden James? :dunno: