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Good to know that as a race of creatures, we've come so far...

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Yes, the grammar police again.

No problem on the rep! I was just watching some weather channel tornado video tonight! Going to bed now....

Someone really has to be a class 5 Douche-bag for me to talk about them negatively after death. I remember someone telling me how sad it was when Dahmer was ****** in prison. Sorry- I just couldn't lose ***** over someone like that getting ******. Same could be said of guys like Hitler...

Maybe she and I could play hurricane... I will be Florida and she can blow me for a few days! :hatsoff: H

And the rules prohibit posting ******** chickies. Just FYI :hatsoff:

Kagney Lynn Carter And always loved Devon's face.

Aria Giovanni And then, because it would be fun at this point- Crissy Moran and Erica Campbell at the same time. H

You should try getting blown down the side of a hill at night by a tornado while you're in a tent. Awesome fun for the whole ******. :eek:

Nope- never want to see her take a dick unless it's in person and it's me. See above :glugglug:

My goodness, where have most of you folks been? That pic on the right of Jenna is from a while ago. She lost a ton of weight during a really stressful period in her life, and got that ridiculous surgery to make her lips huge. I'm thinking that she's put some weight back on, but still doesn't...

Ah, good old Brian Warner. Tool.

It's a common fascination with the awesome power that ****** nature can and does display. I'm a self-proclaimed tornado nut- I love 'em, and have seen several. There are so few things anymore that make us, as humans, feel vulnerable and helpless, but when nature wants something, it gets it...

They are also considering the pay raise to halt the mass exodus from the company by employees.

Umm. No- Eddie Murphy wasn't in Swashbuckler.

That might be the breakfast of this guy: http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener H

The good news is, scientifically, you can't catch a cold just from being cold. You would need to catch it from someone from like, say, close body contact, kissing, exchange of bodily fluids... And that can only mean lesbian orgy. H

Frightening- from the ridiculously huge tits to the stupidly stuffed lips to the amount of makeup that would leave the Joker saying "Daaaaaamnnn...." Ewww... H

I nominate myself to make it a cream-filled.

Sure she will, if her ass hurts :eek:

I think it's just the guy's wackadoo expression. Seems a little excited for talking about a sex assault at a school, eh?

Photo bomber!!!!!!

I found him! It's G-Polo!

If they count, I'd say either Amy Lee of Evanescence or Kari Byron of Mythbusters.

HEY! :mad: You forgot the wetbacks, zipperheads, and honkeys!

Not to me, but then, I'm not here for the porn (surprisingly) H

Awww dude... rush Philbert to the burn unit! Wooooooo! Yeah, I remember him boasting about all his pornstars he'd dated, and his trisexuality, and on and on. The good news was that he knew everything, and was more than willing to share that knowledge. But then, I guess that's almost all of...

There are so many pornstars these days, how would you keep track? H

Danica Patrick, because she's the only one I'd snog. Otherwise, I don't watch NASCAR, and probably never will. :hatsoff:

Are you bored, perhaps?

Damn yo... bitches better know 'bout my Barbie bike....

The end result of this will be a manager who comes up with a rather terrible list of projects for his employees to do, since they have so much time on their hands. H

He rike!

That was freakin hilarious! I can see why it was ******, but still.

Umm... maybe the amateur gay blowjob world championship... Looks more like a middle management training class though. Don't forget to cup the balls, boys! H

Re: Arrest made in alleged Hilton assault (Perez Hilton is a big fat liar, apparently Between twitter and texting, yes. But listen, both this Will guy and this waste of space jokingly named after another waste of space are trying to get one thing- publicity. Their "feud" is likely about as...

You still haven't- that's a pheasant.

And be careful even posting the stuff- ******** gals aren't really even to be discussed on the boards, let alone posted in photos. Just FYI, 1mck! I enjoy your stuff immensely.

I'm not clicking that. The phrase "too fat to wipe your own ass" has made me cautious.

Seriously, who finds this crap arousing?

Is that a.... corn cob?

Maybe it's a message to the guy spying on them from up on the hill. They're calling him a pussy.

Because tonight, he knows he gets to try "The bad hole"? :dunno:

I think the huge women might be the point of the whole thing, fellas.

*sigh* more ******* porn....

Yeah, phonetically sounding out that bottom word on the poster- it's Magazine. But I think that's a store, right?

There should be a sign like that yellow sign everywhere. Margaritas to the left, and **** to the right. Even in churches. H

More awesome lawmaking from the courts. And when some guy drives away from a traffic stop with the handgun the police weren't allowed to search for, and ******* someone, CNN will make up cool new theme music for the "Tragedy at _________", and then we'll get more *** laws. Yay! Absolute...

Re: Pornstars who don't get along?? No offense to any and all involved, but this is so sad. I'm going to go find a "Who would you fuck?" thread.

That sounds bad. :eek: H