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I can only tell you she's hotter than a Mexican lunch and I wish she would have let that perfect body be pelted by the semen of random men for a little while longer.

Senor, if you've read anything I write around here you soon learn the I **** with a passion the Judeo - Christian aspect of American life. The bible, and all religion in general, is a violent, oppressive disservice to all life on earth. I love living in America but it is filled with horrible...

Guy: "Hey, that was great the way you sucked that other girls ass juices of my cock before I came". Girl: "What can I say, I'm a professional" Guy: "Yes you are, you need some Visine for all that cum I blasted into your eye?" Girl: "No thanks, I used the eye wash station in the first aid...

That about sums it up. I've tried and tried and tried but for the life of me I can't imagine what is so damaging to our public, young and old, about the sight of a human body. Our fucked society, driven by a bullshit, mysoginistic, ******** loving bible, deems the sight of a firing machine ***...

Classic dude, I guess it's a variation of "I wonder if she's shaved???"...

Our fucking government sucks so much ass, especially when it comes to image. The Dog found this fucking oxygen thief in the amount of time it takes most people to make a sandwich. In the process, the FBI looked like the incompetent dumbasses they are. And it was only because of this that our...

Pat Robertson and anyone like him can eat my ****.

Amen *******! Act like ya been there before. :hatsoff:

We're a ship without a storm, cold without the warm, light inside the darkness let it be, yeah

I'm countering the negativity because with NFL started, racing seasons winding down, etc. it's a perfect time of year to pay homage to some of the sports figures that entertain and inspire us to be better people. Troy Polamolu - Absolutely the most exciting football player I've ever seen...

Man, with a sales pitch like that I can't imagine the ladies aren't beating a path to your door to watch you break boards with your head and lament the fact your ****** didn't pay enough attention. Bow to your Sensi!

This post sucks ass.

That hand stand, shoot the bow and arrow thing with her feet deal is very sexy in some kinda way. On a side note, is that Brandy chick in a ****?

I love that anal sex is listed as a "safe sex" option. I'll go with that one.

Lynchburg Lemonade Shot a' Jack, Triple Sec, Sours Mix, 7Up

Re: Lee Stone's Facial Expressions........ Yeah, this matters.

It doesn't matter, either way I'm Ridin' Dirty

You're damn right, the war on ****** is a war on intelligence - the intelligence of the average American. Can the average American survive the war on his intelligence that his own government constantly engages upon him? If not for the glaring incompetence of our own government, I'd say...

Would it be weird to say that I'd love to see them eating each other's ass?

43 Troy Polamolu

Okay.

That's just fucking horrible. No matter what you think of her, I can't imagine how ****** of a time she's going through. It's even more sad than someone using a very sad news story as a springboard to uninformed conclusions about how it was probably the result of *****. STFU.

If men had PMS......all women would become lesbians.

That's a bummer. That dude had balls the size of church bells.

Better grab a Snickers then, gonna be a while

Nice going dude, she's a keeper :thumbsup:

The American Journal of Medicine states that jerking off is a problem only if you do it more than 20 times a day so you should be alright, since you only masturbate 15 times. The Journal also states it is highly likely that you are full of ****.

She is without a doubt the most beautiful woman in the world, just barely edging out Salma Hayek and Sylvia Saint.

Well, then people suck.

She's still a goddess but it's a shame she fucked up her tits.

Did she *** on you?

This dude's yesterday's news. He's already being forgetton about by everybody but us. Just let a couple rednecks drag behind a truck out in the woods for a while and leave him there. Guarantee, within 2 weeks he'll be forgotten forever.

Wow! She must have done something VERY special. What was it? Did she paint the house? Home brew a fine Pale Ale? Buy you season tickets? Find a bookie who charges half the juice? Rebuild the carb on your '69 Camaro? Beat you in a burping contest? Grill the perfect steak? Jesus man...

Boring. Do have anything where we can actually see some skin, and you're peeing in a lake?

No thanks!

Buff Yankerstiff

Henry Fuck.

Well, since that one guy posted something about a "Pasadena Mudslide" I thought is was time we catalogued all the sex terms these wacky **** are using these days. Here's one that sounds like good wholesome fun: Portugues Breakfast - A Portuguese Breakfast is when you eat scrabled eggs out of a...

I think a good many pornstars are drop dead gorgeous and some are just sex mad cum guzzlers. But they have to be at least one or the other or I lose interest way quick. And if they're smoking hot, they must have at least some cum guzzler in them. Like Kira Kenner or Krystal Steal. They're...

Re: Squirting That clip is fucking awesome!!!! It's got it all. Cytheria projectile squirting right in the chick's mouth, HARD anal fucking while Cytheria fingerbangs the puss, and for the finale - Cytheria and the dude simultaneously cumming on the blond chick. That's definitely the...

I see what you're saying. Other than her willingness to take repeated blasts to the face, this is one boring motherfucking couple. :*****:

Damn, he's right: From Urban Dictionary 1. pasadena mudslide This happens when you leave a windy **** between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close ****** to the Cleveland Steamer.) This is also a very close cousing to the Maui Mudslide but the Maui...

Fuck no. Giving awards to TV shows and movies is like saying "which turd smells the best?"

Because you ALWAYS use too much ***** :eek: I told you, use a generous amount of lube and start slowly, you little bitch.

Fucking Classic BNF!:hatsoff: :hatsoff:

There aren't any, Freeones doesn't allow it. It's kind of like a special "Mens Club" type of thing.

It totally ruins it when the cop knocks on the car window with his flashlight. Whataya gonna do :dunno:

If you like fit, healthy smoking hot women, I think it's safe to say Jessica Biel has emerged as the hottest chick in Hollywood.

That's pretty fuckin' funny!

Yeah, there's was chick I agonized over for about 10 years. Got back together with her though, after those 10 years, and realized in the meantime I had had women that were much more interesting and fun than her. And in an instant, I got over her. It was quite a liberating feeling. What's a...