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    Bush Takes a Beating at U.N.

    Not that it's very important but I do want to make the distinction that I have NO political alignment what so ever. The hard line of division of politics in this country is actually starting to make me sick to my stomach. It's not about issues, just the acquisition and retention of power...
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    Bush Takes a Beating at U.N.

    Re: Peter, do your homework ... Prof, I've always enjoyed your well informed posts but if you want to bash Clinton go ahead but you don't have to piggy back my post to do so. Hell, I was just blowing off a little steam because I think W is a jerk off. I didn't mention Clinton once but you...
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    Releasing anger

    I practice Kung Fu, but only if I'm alone.
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    If you wanted to overdo it...

    Ron Mexico?:eek: I would think a guy in a Lamborghini would look alot more desperate than snobby if he had a porn chick with him.
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    Bush Takes a Beating at U.N.

    Our Country? You mean our country, the one that was founded upon the tolerance and celebration of Freedom of Speech? But don't worry, if Bush had his way he would take away our freedom of speech. Let's see, ever since Bush got into office: -I've lost my FREEDOM to send money from MY bank...
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    Online ********

    Party Poker and Bodog. I run in the black as long as I don't come home shitfaced and play. Problem is, I come home shitfaced alot. :banger: :****: :glugglug:
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    Online ********

    Thank you Chanzo, for clarifying that. It's always been technically "*******", that's why all those wonderful companies are headquartered outside the United States. Now, Senator Bill Frist, heretofore referred to as "The Weasel" deviously slipped this legislation into a Port Security Bill...
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    Paris Hilton

    Exactly, Paris should at least give him the phone number of her herpes doctor.
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    The thing that I **** about porn is....

    Exactly, these brain dead meatheads are there strictly because they've hit the cock lottery and serve no further purpose. It's hilarious when a dude in porn thinks that he actually matters. I was watching a behind the scenes deal on Janine's first fuck-a-guy movie (maneater) and they...
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    Pornstars that had interracial sex

    Well, I really want it to be the best topic ever but the fact that it sucks is really gonna hold it back. :dunno:
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    Which Pornstar would you let paint your house?

    I would have to go with Amber Michaels. She seems to have an eye for detail, is very passionate about everything she does, and she seems to be incredibly physically fit so she'll have the stamina to see the job through to its completion.
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    Paris Hilton

    Re: Paris Hilton looking hot n' sexy.(NSFW ADS) Ah yes, filthy useless whores.
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    Las Vegas

    I hope you can find a good time. It is my honest opinion that Las Vegas is THE greatest place on earth.
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    What if you could have three balls?

    You no longer have to wonder what if, here's an interview with a guy with 3 balls. I definitely agree with what he's saying... http://www.clarisita.org/media/1/0496.jpg
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    What's up with Krystal Steal?

    Well, she was deathly allergic to sperm......:eek:
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    Jewel DeNyle and Evan Stone

    Does it have to be with Evan Stone aka Neantherthal Nuts?
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    Nikita Denise

    This chick's the real deal. I heard her on "Inside the Porn Actors Studio" on Howard 100. She's a fucking ****** and she's Goddamn Gorgeous. :banger:
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    Paris Hilton

    It's been a while since I visited this thread to say how much of an ugly piece of **** whore skank morally bankrupt shitstain this bitch is. So here I am to do it again. I've nothing positive to say.
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    Brittany Murphy

    Hot. WAY fuckin' hot. Her tits look amazing too. Something about her, she looks kinda nuts, like it's a forgone conclusion she will fuck the **** out of you.:nanner:
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    what races girls are the hottest?

    The girls at the Daytona 500 are really hot, but then again them country babes at the Kentucky Derby evoke that Southern Belle/Mint Julip fantasy like no others. Then there's the corporate ladder climbers who seem to populate the Indy 500. They don't have a clue who's actually in the race but...
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    who's mouth do you want to cum in?

    It'll never happen, she's deathly allergic to it. She's proved that time and time again. I here she's got a new series coming out.... "My Favorite Cum Dodger".
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    What if you could have three balls?

    Tunsty, you handle this.
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    Shooting in Amish School!

    Wow. We had a lull for a few years. Guess the psychos are making up for lost time. That sucks.
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    THis is a burning question, of world wide importance, and the answer should not be taken lightly. Due to the seriousness of the matter and the desire to obtain pure results, I have taken it upon myself to pose this question to an international panel. Here is what they've said...
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    What's up with Krystal Steal?

    Not having to cringe at the sight of cock and no longer running for the hills to dodge every cum shot within a 10 mile radius should be pension enough for her!
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    Girl Spreads HIV Then Posts It On Myspace

    It's also ****** in the eyes of the law in most states. May she burn in Hell.
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    Your picks

    I kinda like those porn clips, with naked women and all.
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    Know what I really wanna see?

    Don't they already have that show? It's called "The Surreal Life".
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    Just breaking news, another school taken hostage by a gunman/boy

    Colorado's getting a reputation for this stuff.
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    Scoreland

    Exactly. And as we all know, it isn't a set until you have a fluffer, a candy dish full of *******, and a creepy 53 year old man calling the shots :thumbsup:
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    Has Anyone Ever Bought Used Panties Off A Chicks Site?

    I know, there are many local girls who will do it for free!
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    Jon Dough passes away

    I just read the article, that is a sad, sad story. Bummer. He always seemed like one of the cool guys in porn and, if it matters at all, he could actually act. I remember watching one of those "behind the scenes" porns and they showed the filming of the porn. They had cut and were about to...
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    Has Anyone Ever Bought Used Panties Off A Chicks Site?

    That would imply that Sylvia's **** stinks which, of course, it doesn't. Kelly - Do you oblige your customers when they ask for skid marks? I hope so, that is dedication to your craft. By the way ebay owns paypal and other than the fucking fees, it seems to work real well.
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    Scoreland

    You ain't kidding, the models are usually plumpers, the pictures grainy, and all these shitty floral outfits and backgrounds beffitting the set of Oprah.
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    The *Bad Sex* Topic.

    Double L, as always - words to live by, thanks. Of course there's lot more dynamic to it, of which you will learn in a PM - unless the rest of you want to read of the intracacies of Gazinya's private life. As for the pop, didn't matter. Her mouth got dehydrated, she gave up and I finished it...
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    Jessica Drake

    http://www.clubterapatrick.net/tera-patrick/pussy-licking/14.jpg Wow! This picture's awesome. It looks like Jessica is ******* on Tera's face :banger:
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    Favorite Porn procing company ?

    Private, definitely :thumbsup: In the 90s it was Caballero.
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    Has Anyone Ever Bought Used Panties Off A Chicks Site?

    That's one sentence of literary genius right there :banger:
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    Lady in the street !

    It's got to be extreme Holly. Once you get past the ******, cum snorting, and **** ********, she's actually quite pristine.
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    The *Bad Sex* Topic.

    There's a difference between "inexperienced" and "into the experience". I sense the latter. Maybe she just won't unload on me, YET. So I'll give it time to see if things step up a bit. If she's fucking another guy, so what?
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    The *Bad Sex* Topic.

    Yeah, but it happens alot. I was with a chick once who's entire body of skin was like cold and clammy, I almost had to check for a pulse. I mean, the most awesome thing about a woman is her warmth, her softness. And this chick had niether. Some woman are just born for intimacy. The way they...
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    how do you get your girlfriend or wife off?

    Big Deal. I delivered 990 babies AND won the Boston Marathon in less time than that. That's called the "Two Finger Magillicutty" by the way. :thumbsup:
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    Has Anyone Ever Bought Used Panties Off A Chicks Site?

    My God, if Sylvia Saint would go work out in a nice thong for about an hour. I mean REALLY sweating, aerobics, cardio, then go tanning. After that, take a **** and not wipe, just put the panties back on and rub 'em around to dry off her cooch (or heaven's gate as I call it). Then should could...
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    Average Cumshot??

    The my attorney is drawing up the release forms as we speak, er type.
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    Average Cumshot??

    Yes, and preparation is the key. I think an extensive training program is in order :blowjob:
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    Average Cumshot??

    You and me, we make a team.
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    Nice pic (******** cum)

    Well I clicked on it and by my way of thinking, that's one sexy fucking picture.
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    So I Was Sentenced Today For My Public Nudity Charge

    Oh, by the way, Melissa Midwest is so hot my eyes are stinging. And I've heard her a few times on Bubba's show and she sounds really cool and very intelligent (the highest of all turn ons for a woman in my opinion).
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    Unfinished Tolkien work to be published

    I'm gonna jump on the band wagon here and join in. I think alot of Tolken's work is mindless drivel. I too tried reading The Hobbit and after 75 pages I wondered why the hell I was still bothering.
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