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:wtf: Georges? Every thread with any relation to a political situation has you coming out of left field in a completely unrelated manner and insulting Clinton, even though he's not even remotely the topic of discussion. You need to start humming a new tune.

Re: At the risk of being called a jerk... Wgaf?

.....and go see a goddamn psychiatrist too, you sound like a fucking nut job.

:violent: Fuck this thread, this is bullshit, I'm outta here.

Re: whats your fetish? Asscrack Sweat. The smell of a woman's asscrack and the outside of her butthole absolutely *********** me.

This fucking Redneck skank has NO chance of ever making a "comeback". She obviously has even less respect for herself than she does for those unfortunate ******** of hers. 6 years ago her seemingly "untouched" pussy sold millions of records. Now that beat up thing has been dragged from one...

Are fucking serious? Well if you are then: - Yes - Yes, that's whay I dumped her. - Other than me, none. She likes small names like Tim, Bo, Ed, Al, etc. and not those hard to pronounce "big" names like Leonardo, Matthew, Denzel, and Mike.

Yeah, Keira Knightley. She's one hell of a porn star. All sarcastery aside, that is hot ****.

I'd grab some earplugs and a bottle of Roofies and go from there.

Negative mood day two: This thread is one stinking pile of **** too.

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If there is even ONE vote for Van Haggar then the internet should be shut down permanently. That's it, fuck this place, this it bullshit, I'm outta here. Seriously, he who voted for "Van Haggar" please, justify your existence. :dunno:

I'm feeling negative today so I'll just go ahead and say it: This thread is one amazing suck fest. The best set ever? Who gives a fuck, there's probably a better one coming out tomorrow anyfuckingway. If that's not bad enough, some of the dreck that has been anointed as "the best ever"...

I don't know dude, I hear she wants a kiss after oral sex. Uh oh.

I tell ya what's addicting. Huffing paint, man I just can't quit that ****. Oh, and ether too, I just fucking love inhaling ether. Household cleaning supplies offer a veritable gold mine of untapped mood altering nasty chemicals. Descaler, bleach, ammonia, it's all good and at affordable...

A girl pulling a cock out of her friend's ass and sucking the ass juice off of it isn't even gross so let's just lay that whole pointless oral-then-kiss thing to rest and focus this thread on what really is the issue here: Sum 41 sucks major donkey dick. Thanks to Dave Rhino, as always...

Wait a minute. Is he talking about Prons, as in Prawn, the big shrimp things? Maybe he firgures that shellfish carries some mercurial chemical compound that corrupts his mind and induces haunting, perverse dreams. Stranger things have happened.

Holy ****. He said abs not ribs

Ha ha ha ha :rofl: HA HA :rofl2: Precisely Fox. Free market capitalism is THE mechanism at work here and a fine example of the choices people have. As the article states, a major portion of this guys $245 million compensation came from stock options. Stock options come from a corporation's...

What about ****? If a dude took a dump on a very hot girl's body, would you want to devour it? And eating a dudes load out of a girl's ass, does that make you kind of Bi? Not that I care to label you Fox but how much can you separate a man's output from the source of that output? I don't...

I think of that scene in the Mike Myers movie "So I Married an Axe ********" where the bag pipe guy passes out. "We have a Piper down. A piper is down!"

Dr. Freud, calling Dr. Freud!

I've always thought so too. I'm just waiting for my big break.:thumbsup:

This should put it in perspective. Paris.... and then a bunch of chicks who are actually hot. What a cunt. http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0701/paris-hilton-yellow-05.jpg&info=Paris%20Hilton%20and%20Bikini%20Babe%20pics

Are you curious if other people do it? Are you curious what your own jizz tastes like? It ain't poisonous man, so in the words of Weird Al Yankovic - "Just eat it".

I think I saw it once in a porno.

The guy was about to cum. Krystal ran out of the room and they haven't seen her since.

Why?

This is thoroughly disgusting. Let's try to find more of it guys!

hang ups? I can't stand when CDs are left out of the case. I don't like fucking on the rag. I fucking **** it when the last guy ***** the toilet paper roll and doesn't refill it. At the game, why can't I take the cap off the...... ..Oh stuff to hang up on the walls? A few Salvador Dali...

Carmen Luvana. With all the work she did on the movie "Pirates" she's got to know how to build a ship by now!

I heard that Double L, before I saw the movie. Then I saw it and it didn't seem so hot....it seemed a little contrived. I just Tivo'd it though, I'll watch it again and see if I get a tingle. Another hot fuck scene from mainstream movie is in "*******'s Ball". If that's how Halle Berry...

Yes. Yes I would. Sad as it may seem, I sure would do it. Love your new sig.

I've never done it out of curiosity per se, I was just trying to show her that I was a sick motherfucker and that sick motherfucking things are okay. When she said "Your face smells like my ass" I knew we had a hit on our hands.

Well say it was someone like, hmmm...Sylvia Saint. I'd crawl through a 40 mile trail of her **** just to eat her ass. That answer your question?

You sound gay to me but who knows. Only one way to find out. Go some suck some dick and see what you think. So you're a flaming homo. So what.

Exactly. I wonder if she does anal? :dunno:

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parkin lot"

Oh man....that's evil.

Any pictures of her pantyless cooch as she exits a limo? Any upskirt shots of her beaver or a nipple slip anywhere to be found? From what I can see lately, breast implants are all the rage, bisexuality is big, and ******* is making a huge comeback and I think Miss USA would be an excellent...

Her being drop dead gorgeous doesn't hurt either. I think it's cool how she's made the glasses her "signature" thing. Most porn girls are too stupid to think of something like that.

Well alot of the world is Europe, where alot of countries have a much more relaxed view of sex and a ******** age of 18 or even under. So if the US, as you say, is a laughing stock in the world's eyes then it is certainly not because of the actions of "Miss USA". If the US is a laughing stock...

To me this is a contender for the hottest cumshot ever. Beautiful woman, good volume, post cum dribble, outdoor scene in the grotto, and high quality video.

Dave and Torre, believe me your rep box should have new deposits but apparently I need to "spread it around" first. If we're relying on our ******** to learn from Donald Trump and a 20 year old popularity contest winner then I weep not only from our ******** but our education system and...

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? Salma Hayek Jennie Finch Melissa from 10th grade Maria Menuenos My Neighbor Tracy Slagle (year ahead of me in high school) That smokin' blond from the gym a few hours ago Taylor Rain My cum guzzling ex girlfriend Julie Sylvia Saint.

Man you guys are selling this gal short. I'm not against ANY amount of partying and **** use but the whole story isn't being told here. She was also accused of snorting blow, making out with Ms. Teen USA, and sneaking a veritable plethora of men up into the apartment. She's soooo much hotter...

Hey, ask a shitty question, get a shitty answer. Seriously, an ***** is not always available in the heat of the moment with the possibility of anal on the table. So what you might want to do is what I can the "finger test". Finger her ass gently but deeply to explore for any signs of...

It's certainly my thing so yeah well if you find it, post a frickin' link.

Pressure washers, fire hoses, roto rooters, that sort of thing. This thread stinks already.:*****:

Good job, go for the ATM next time.