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    which food network girl star would you have sex with?

    Better question: Which food network star would have sex with YOU? I think I know the answer.
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    Describe your favourite pussy...

    My favorite pussy? The next one.
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    So, that "before and after" thread went real well

    Lady Love posts a legitimate question and some misinformed pseudo feminist has to ruin it. Some people really need to LIGHTEN UP. This discussion board is not a shooting range for hyper sensitive neocrats to come here and launch self righteous attacks at well intentioned posters. On countless...
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    Should this chic get implants?

    She should get a job modeling teenage boys skateboard apparel.
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    Web surfing.

    You've been infected by a "trojan" or "adware" or something or other that results in a "redirect". Basically your browser gets hijacked and redirected to a site because some motherfucker arranged it that way. I would know, it happened to me too and it's almost impossible to get rid of without...
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    Just plain better "before" the "after"?

    Before = Train Wreck After = ***** Train Wreck :throwup::throwup:
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    How to Blow Off a ***** Chick

    Really? Why don't you just man up and tell the smelly motherfucker "no way you smelly disgusting ashtray, you will never put your mouth anywhere NEAR anything of mine." So maybe you don't want "hurt his feelings" but you're not doing him any favors in the long run. Perhaps it's never been...
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    I'm on Don't Date Him Girl.com

    If that's true dude then file everything you can possibly file against her. Fuck her life up royally. Teach her a fucking lesson, she deserves it. Isn't there also a website dontfuckthisskank.com or something too? I'd like to find that one, sounds like a good place to find gutter sluts of...
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    any gurls in tha house..

    I think he's thinking of that club song "There's some Ho's in the house, there's some his in the House!" I have on idea what I'm talking about. I can say this though, there are plenty of women on this board but the few that respond to your "search for gUrls" won't be very interesting to talk...
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    What are women more turned on by?

    Most everybody likes confidence and intelligence, and those two factors often result in making alot of money. Just saying...:dunno:
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    It was for procreation in the beginning ..

    I don't know Double L, the answer to your question is predicated on a belief that what is written in the bible is actually true. Therefore I cannot answer it.
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    Exploding Cumshots / MASSIVE Cumshots

    Re: MASSIVE Cumshots Thread! :thumbsup: in a weird way, that was really hot.
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    Why is Lust considered a sin?

    Why is it a sin? Because it's one person, or group's means by which to control you. "Sins" were manufactured by religion as a tool to exert control over the masses too weak minded to live their own life. By telling someone they had weaknesses that could only be mended by going to church and...
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    What They Need In Porn Nowadays

    I've read every post on this thread and the answer to almost every comment is to check out anything produced by Andrew Blake. The women (and even the guys) he has are unquestionably beautiful, there are no fake annoying orgasm sounds or cheesy **** music. As a matter of fact, he doesn't even...
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    Silvia Saint / Sylvia Saint

    WOW! That tank set is off the fucking hook. Love the number painted on the tank, and that fact that Sylvia has the world's best ass.
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    Girls fingering their own Ass

    Re: Girls fingering their own ass (*) 4th clip of that is waaay hot. Love the sounds the girl is making.
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    Strange things that bring you pleasure.

    Again, that's not very strange. I'm watching it too, and I'm completely normal.;)
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    Strange things that bring you pleasure.

    LOL, wait a minute here. You claim popping the bubble wrap is a run of the mill activity that is profoundly unwierd. Then your response is to name a hobby so popular that it has an annual revenue of $130 BILLION, more than all hollywood movie production (video games) and something almost every...
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    who is your favourite milf?

    Amber Michaels Vicky Vette Hot Wife Rio Brandi Love
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    Peter North - Cumming on ***********

    come on all you photoshop artists. Get to work.
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    Strange things that bring you pleasure.

    You know that bubble wrap stuff they used to ship fragile items? I love popping those little bubbles. :banger: :****:
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    Name That Band Game

    Good Job Big Bad Motherfucker. FMA = Five Minutes Alone.
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    Name That Band Game

    Boomtown Rats :thumbsup: I Don't Like Mondays Rat Trap She's So Modern Banana Republic When The Night Comes Metal Band that recorded the theme song for the Dallas Stars: CFH FMA TGSTK FH CG Suffered a tragedy recently.
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    Dirty Talk / Dirty Talking

    Re: Dirty Talking Vids who's the chick in this vid? HOT
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    Name That Band Game

    I knew you'd get it Holdol. You're the man!
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    Name That Band Game

    alright, here's a hint: Their name is a combination of a form of ghetto shooting and a common name for a person in the transport industry.
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    Jerkoff With Friends

    Eva, What Dave is trying to say is we ain't gay and we're not into any gay ****. That's all.
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    What do you **** the most in a sex scene?

    I agree with CK 80. I have no idea why they show the dude's face. I can't think of anyone who would want to see it. Even chicks watching porn don't want to see the ugly motherfucker's face. They hired a dick, not a person.
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    Prostitution or Pornography!!

    It's obvious: Porn, she'll only have to fuck the same 5 or 6 dudes over and over instead of a never ending string of scummy, down on their luck businessmen who can't get laid on their own. And then ********** can lick all the spooge off of her. A respectable, tidy way to make a living.
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    Make Big Bucks Selling Porn on Ebay

    Are you thinking about getting ******? :ban2:
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    Name That Band Game

    Good job Holdol. And good clues Dave, I happen to think the Prodigy is pretty fucking cool, so I take back anything negative. It's impossible to indicate sarcasm through the printed word and perhaps we both missed that from each other's initial posts. This is one place to absolutely not take...
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    Name That Band Game

    Thanks for the rep Dave. Grow up.
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    Name That Band Game

    Donnington? That's in England, right? Since it was in England, yeah it was probably gay. I'M JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!! I'd like to answer your clues but I'm way out of touch with English Dance music. Are they popular enough to have radio play or touring in the US to a point that I might have...
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    Name That Band Game

    Fine Dave, I'm not going to engage you in a bump war. Someone can answer your little gay ass "English Dance" routine crap and someone will answer my incredibly cooler clue regarding emerging Rock n' Roll and we'll all live happily ever after.
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    Name That Band Game

    THE doors Spanish Caravan Five To One The Unknown Soldier Touch Me Love Her Madly Band formed in late 90s, just now rising out of total obscurity. Labelers call them "Southern Rock" but they are just a Great Rock band who happen to be from the South and write songs about the "Southern Thang"...
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    who has the sexiest voice in porn when they talk?/ Which pornstar has the sexiest voice?

    Re: who has the sexiest voice in porn when they talk? Nikita Denise by a MILE. I heard her recently on "Inside the porn actors studio" on Howard 100. Wow, that smokey, articulate, eastern european voice just about had me popping in my pants.
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    Best "fuck me" face out there

    Silvia Saint is the most gorgeous woman to ever walk the earth but I have to agree with Georges. Shyla Stylez personifies the term "Fuck Me". A living, breathing fuck machine of the highest order. She was born to fuck, suck dick, ram cock up her ass, and guzzle cum. She knows this and the...
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    screamer, quiet, or soft moans?

    Uh, double post, sorry about that. :glugglug: :banger:
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    screamer, quiet, or soft moans?

    I usually pipe in some pre-recorded audience applause so I can't really hear what she's doing anyway but the crowd seems to love it. Just kidding, moaning by far is the best. It sounds more genuine and built up than the screaming. But I don't mind that either.
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    **Porn Dierectors**, Who The Best!!!!

    Hidden Obsessions (Janine - Julia Ann Ice Dildo Scene) Secrets Night Trips House of Dreams Take your pick, they're all fuckin' great:glugglug:
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    Muscular Babes...

    Re: What about muscular women ? Huh? That's like saying "Hey, I heard you went fishing last week, please post a link to it." :dunno:
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    **Jim Carry** ~VS~ **Bruce Campbell**

    who's Bruce Campbell?
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    Chasing the Dragon of Porn

    So this is all because you have a small dick and Cosmo told women they need big dicks? Don't worry man, you'll come around. One day you'll tell a woman exactly want you want and you'll be surprised when she gives it to you.
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    I luv lanny barbie

    As I've said before, she's the hottest "Trashy Woman" ever. And those eyes, holy fuckin' sexy. Those legs too, damn.
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    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: worst movie you ever seen I just watched it again last night. It's called "Dead End". It's so bad but for some reason I can't stop watching it because I'm just in disbelief that a movie could be this bad. So I watched it again to make sure that it was as bad as I thought it was. Yep, I...
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    Great contributors lost to soon to us...

    Sorry Double LL, in a silly mood today. In all seriousness, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stu Ungar, and Dale Earnhardt. Stevie - the guitar was a direct extension of him, a seemless outlet through which his spirit and soul flowed purely. Stu - Absolutely brilliant mind Dale - Had a full life, full...
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    FleshLight?

    Re: Dont wanna buy a fleshlight but Alright dude, there's this little trick involving Canola Oil, a First Baseman's Mitt, a Step Ladder, and the Tail Pipe of a 1974 Chevy Nova. Not too many people know about it, kind of like a "secret society" type of thing. You've just got to find the right...
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    Great contributors lost to soon to us...

    Some of the great lost contributors around here that come to mind include American Harley, Nightfly, Maxell, and, dare I say, Lord Raven. But the one I miss most of all, by a long shot...the one and only HotRod11inches.
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    **Porn Dierectors**, Who The Best!!!!

    Andrew Blake
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    hey could anyone help

    Yeah, I think his girlfriend does resemble a pornstar. She looks alot like Ron Jeremy.
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