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But they should. Seriously, the guy deserves 10-20 years. Perhaps if for the entire 10 he performs acts of herioc patriotism and saves small kittens to give to orphan ********, then we'll let him out after 10. Other than that, it's a full 20 of tossing salad and walking funny. And Blutter...

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AsrVzlDHtKE.2UxaTw8MZCM5nYcB?slug=ap-footballthreat&prov=ap&type=lgns Alright, apparently the Stadium Dirty Bomb threat was a hoax started by some dipshit grocery clerk trying to impress some other dipshit in Texas. This is the kind of **** that costs...

It happens on it's own dude. It's very rare for "fuck buddy" to be the intended role on a woman's part, i.e. you usually can't meet a girl and say "hey, you wanna be fuck buddies". What you have to do is bite the bullet and at least act like you're interested in dating her. Then if she...

Well, sure. Gamblings never been legal in the US, except Nevada, Atlantic City, and Indian Reservations. Online gamblings sites have always been domiciled outside of the US for this very reason. But, despite the earnest efforts of our gestapo politicians, the federal government does not YET...

No, It did not! Congress ****** a law making it ******* to transfer funds directly to and from ******** websites. That is a far cry from "Banning" internet ********. Although some of the major sites have temporarily suspended activity in the US until they make sense of how to obey, and get...

Did I mention "Schindler's Fist"? Beverly Hills Cock The Sperminator Indiana Bone and the Temple of Boob Don't Tell *** the Babysitter's a Slut I know Who You Did Last Summer HedgeHog Man: The Legend of Ron Jeremy Fill Jill Fill Jill Volume II The Orifice Pounders Friday Night Cocksuckers The...

True story: A couple months ago business associate of mine and I went on a trip. At the security gate x-ray scanner, when taking our laptops out of their cases, he opened his case wrong and his dropped out onto the floor. To check if it was damaged he turned it on right there. I'm busy...

Although I applaud your efforts to provide content to this board, that was a waste of time. I would guess professional wrestling is more graphic.

I'm right here Double L.

Well, Stacy has once again laid to rest the question "Who has the nicest ass in the history of mankind"

I just thought of another one. Winning.

oooooh, I'm so scared. Football fans unite, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

I don't know about the rest of the government but if I'm not the "Head of Vices" then this island will not have as much *****, *****, porn, ********, and Loose Women as a "Paradise" should.

Yes, things could get worse. For example: People may keep posting in this thread.

Good stuff Double L. Way to go :thumbsup:

Sounds like you're gonna have to get a sex change and try it as a chick. You can go by the name "Reverse Cowgirl". Get it? :thumbsup:

Life is like a bowl of chocolates and one time, at band camp, the truth set me free because it is out there. The early bird woke up on the wrong side of the bed but then he crossed the road, where he found the beat of his own drummer. Now, that may not mean a whole lot but if you build it, the...

Yes, I was hoping to see more flattening pictures of her. Perhaps something that a steamroller would make?

Seriously dude, those might be the worst reasons I've ever heard, you make it sound like a performance. You're setting yourself, and her, up for a major fall. You are sitting on the train tracks but you are too young, and the sunshine of delusionary love is shining right in your eyes, blinding...

Oh, I don't know....why don't you ask your fiance what you think you should do. Maybe then she'll slap you in the face, throw the ring at you and break up with you. That will save you alot of time and money because I see a a divorce prominently in your future. You get one vagina for the rest...

Flying through the air on a dirt bike. Or surfing, either one.

I don't know. Is she any good with a weed eater?

Re: Another *** incident ... When this thread was first posted I remember thinking there would come a time when I wish it hadn't been. Well, here we are.

There's no competition at all and everybody loves everybody. They are very supportive of each other and meet every sunday at a commune in the San Fernando valley where they play bongos, smoke pot, and sing Cumbaya.

Are you talking about Houston, a white chick, and the Houston 500?

Well I sure as hell have, along with skank, cunt, wast of oxygen, bitch, parasite, scumfuck, sleazehole, and a host of any other insults I just can't think of at the moment. Paris is called a slut not because she fucks everyone, it's the way she goes about it. Paris has no talent except for...

Forward: Sidney Crosby Defenseman? Like DEFENSIVE defenseman? Chris Pronger Goalie - over the long run, Martin Brodeur.

Ah, The Minority Report

Yes, but their members often control their intelligence.

Re: Silvia Saint or Sylvia Saint ? It should be internationally agreed upon to simply change it to "Goddess" :hit:

Re: New Gauge Set No surprise she's a *** nut, she's an intense woman, just look at the way she ferociously rams big thick dick up her ass, it's like her ass hole is a never ending repository for monstrous porn cock. Gorgeous, rocking body, beautiful natural tits - that *** weilding redneck...

Singer - Jessica Simpson Guiter - Aaron Carter Bass - Justin Timberlake Drums - Travis Barker Songwriter - Britney Spears. I call the band "Absolute ****", or MTV. Seriously, this kind of deal is like putting together the New York Yankess of music and we see how well that's working out.

How 'bout the fact that it happened on October 11 ? hmmmmm.....

You took the words right out of my keyboard. Before I even clicked the thread I immediately thought "Jessica Drake, no doubt". But given the choices, definitely Jessica Biel. That body is so fucking rocking. I like a little muscle on the women. And Jessica Simpson does not belong in a group...

Duh! Of course, Double L, it is a HUGE turn on! For once, I have nothing more to say.

Alright, compromise - black out her face and THEN post some pictures. And, like usual, Lady Love has some very wise words for you. Especially the last paragraph. You're done with this bitch, it's over, move on. And one more peace of advice a wise man once told me: NEVER rely on a woman for...

Re: Joey Mac / Nicole Marciano / Mancini She did some fabulous shoots with ALS Scan. So if you like gorgeous women putting 4 fingers inside them selves, ramming dildos up their ass, and ******* 15 foot streams, I highly suggest you check it out. Smokin' babe. :thumbsup:

I hear ya, I was just making **** up off the top of my head. If I don't say so myself I particularly liked "Jackass To Mouth". hehe :rofl:

It's been a while, might as well list some.... Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here Slayer - Reign in ***** Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind Drive By Truckers - Dirty South Van Halen - Fair Warning Widespread Panic - Space Wrangler Metallica - St. Anger (JUST KIDDING - MASTER OF PUPPETS!!!!) Neil Young -...

Yeah, don't post those pictures. Take the money you'll save on a lawyer and spend it on a weekend bender of hookers and blow. That'll make you forget about it, if only for 3 days.

Some new ones: Missionary Impossible Jackass To Mouth: Number 2 The Cumfarted Two for the Money Shot A History of Anal Good Night, and Good Fuck Charlie and the Chocolate Cream Pie Factory Fantastic Foursome Cocks on a Face Harry Pussy and The Gobbler of Cock Fun With Dick and Jizz Backdoor...

Re: 30 Keen Observations On PORN Wait, you mean normal girls don't flex their sphincters and blow cum bubbles all over their best friend's face after you fuck 'em up the ass?

Pizza turns me on too, but I almost blow a load just at the sight of lasagna.

'Cause that's where you'll most likely find Britney Spears.:confused:

Hey, I just noticed this. What can I say, I am honored and humbled to have a post of mine nominated, let alone win, for post of the week. Thanks to all who voted and all who appreciated my ramblings. I will be thinking of everyone of you tonight as I guzzle *****, smoke a little reefer, and...

Bravo Kingfisher. I wish she would have ripped out Paris's fucked up eye and stepped on it all "**** Bill 2" style. And took out her fucking knee caps with a hatchet.:thumbsup:

You do that down at the trailer park or behind the McDonald's?

She's WAY too skinny. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE WOMEN?:??

What? Did someone finally run her down with a Ford F-350? The link doesn't work but if that's not the case please don't inform me. Let me live in my fantasy world for a while.

The coupon section of the sunday paper.