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Heh, thanks! :hatsoff:

Born in South Africa, but I smell like I'm from Holland. Lived mostly in Canada and the U.S. So, I'm Icelandic.

You need to go back to plucking.

Blue Countach seems upset.

Shifty seems observant.

He'll also send you a sample of his stool, but you'll get a shirt, so...worth it?!?

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

I believe I'd prefer you in a FreeOnes thong.

wat?

Contact Anders. He'll need your mailing address. I actually got one for some contest I won. I'm thinking about starting a thread in which I post pictures of me dressing odd things in the shirt. Perhaps my bubbling Carboy will be first...

It obviously means you're going to encounter a leprechaun and then die.

You're both expected in the office before 8 AM tomorrow morning.

Hi.

No. There are plenty of other passages that dispute that. I can point you to the writings of people such as John Calvin for explanation. Sorry, but I'm just feeling too lazy at the moment to argue this adequately. Sorry.

I'm beginning to believe you're on the spectrum.

You're not kidding. I was hoping it would at least be a take advantage of the babysitter kind of *****...

Steve is the douchebag of the century, from all I've heard.

You believe that the act of becoming a Christian saves you? The work of salvation was accomplished 2,000 years ago. We are incapable of contributing to our own salvation, it is a gift of grace.

Yup. Thursday night okay? I'll drop him off at 6.

Salvation is not something you can achieve. It's given by grace. Anyone who believes otherwise supports a heresy.

I'm pretty strong. I'll just put that out there.

We don't talk of my time in prison. :nono:

I once dreamed that Harley Spencer took my *** to the ***. No ****. No idea what that's all about. I'm sure Freud has an explanation...

Get pinned to the wall by a guy who's extremely excited to be inside you. It's fun.

Plus shower sex is just plain awesome. Rag or not.

You missed my post, I guess. Also, please click the link in my signature and answer the questions in that thread.

If I were you, I'd probably stay quiet, too. I am, however, quite a bit taller and broader than you, and present a slightly more intimidating presence. It makes a difference.

I once pooped my pants in the presence of Cher.

I'd make a simple comment to the guys so they heard, and the woman behind us heard as well. Something along the lines of, "You know, most people don't find racism funny." And leave it at that. If they challenged me, got in my face, or whatever, I'm merely say they said one thing, I responded...

Yeah, I'll swim in a red river, but I'd never ***** from one.

Haha, thanks. Seemed appropriate for that spot.

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No. There are state laws that require you to have a permit to carry a weapon. That was decided on by the law makers of this nation. It's constitutional. Do you wish he ****** a bunch of people so he could prove a point for you?

A screw? I would have left the place immediately. If they can't control the quality/cleanliness of their food to the extent that they can't keep construction material out of it, I don't want to know what else gets in there.

She was ****** in a freak blimp accident.

No, you're correct. I don't believe souls exist. The concept of a soul is a Cartesian dialectic that was a clumsy attempt to help us understand deeper concepts. Perhaps this is a conversation better had over PM. I don't want to hijack this thread, nor do I wish to air my personal theology in...

Not a Belieber, but a believer. I merely try not to impose my beliefs on anyone else, which perhaps causes me to be overly careful about expressing my own beliefs.

I still attend church at least weekly.

Interesting question. It's tough to answer this honestly. As a parent, it's very easy to have the initial flare up, not wanting your **** to be exposed to, or participate in, anything that isn't 100% pure and innocent. On the other hand, there is no doubt in my mind that my **** are going to...

2 stroke, or is that one too many for you?

I will now fuck you up the ass with a chainsaw.

Too subtle.