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Except bob started a part II thread, and she jumped right back in... What a turd.

Heh, I'm glad you took that as a joke, which is how it was intended. :D

Fabulous. You can be the bitch of honour.

That's tradition, but I'm trying to update things for modern times.

I'm going to celebrate American Independence by taking a dump on your chest.

There's a great method of brewing cold coffee. You use less water, and put ice cubes in the pot. The ice melts, makes it the right water amount, but the end product is cold. Check it out. I love a good Vietnamese iced coffee.

:1orglaugh Yes you do.

I think you and Alexp should date.

They grow on woody vines which can be supported. I have some growing on a pergola, and they've been producing fruit for two years now. They're very easy to grow. I'm in northern Indiana, so nearly all of the U.S. is able to grow Kiwi. Perhaps I'll bring you some at harvest time. :)

:1orglaugh The best part is that she doesn't know how hilarious this is.

Be honest, you wrote that on the shitter, didn't you? Also, the line under your name, as well as the P.S. are shoddy penmanship. You can do better. (parody)

Wow. You're quite a douchebag, aren't you? Nothing but negative **** spews from your mouth all the time. I urge you, at your earliest convenience, to please go and fuck yourself. :hi:

:clap::clap: :bowdown:

Good grief. We're determined to make ourselves crazy. Here's a tip: speak compassionately, don't be a sexist, racist, or stupid cockholster, and you're golden. Fuck political correctness. I don't think about it whatsoever when I speak. I'm a thoughtful guy, and I don't have any need to...

By the light reflected off a Newfie's shiny white ass at night.

:hatsoff: It's the right thing to do, because it's something I can do.

I have a big ******. We eat a lot of preserves, pies, and fruit. We also manage to give quite a lot to the local homeless shelter. We commit to providing all their fruit needs for one month of the year.

Canadian citizen right here. Strike one. Terrence and Phillip are creations of a sick and twisted American mind. Strike two. One more strike, and I fucking **** you and Dorthy Mantooth. Not a whole lot else? What the heck is wrong with you? Do a little research, and you'll find Canada a...

I do. I have around 25 fruit trees, raspberry bushes, strawberry plants, kiwi plants, and blueberry bushes. Nothing quite like fruit picked and eaten while still warm from the sun.

You can't shop twice a month and cook fresh, for the most part. In a few weeks, I'll have produce coming out of my ying yang from the garden, so then I'll have to shop less, as I have all the meat I need for about a year, all the produce will come from my garden, and I make my own pasta and...

Yes. You should feel bad(ly). But only because of your grammar.

We Canadians also invented Basketball. Suck on that, USA. Terrence and Phillip are not Canadian, by the way.

Here is what is inevitable in Canada: Good times with good people and good food and good ****.

Can I borrow your towel?

She's also 17, I think. Also:

You have problems with debris if you don't shower twice a day? You're shitting wrong.

:dunno:

To be safe, everyone please send penis pictures to the following addresses immediately: petra@freeones.com roald@freeones.com anders@freeones.com regina@freeones.com boldy@freeones.com

He prefers to masturbate in the shower to avoid messes.

You, my friend, have splendid curves. You look healthy (and beautiful). The current obsession the fashion industry has with skinny rakes is disgusting. - - - Updated - - - You, my friend, have splendid curves. You look healthy (and beautiful). The current obsession the fashion industry...

You're not frigging kidding. He's a rockstar. Also, how about these guys?

Good grief. Look at those eyes. You, madam, are merely stunning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prooftext

Boobies. I heart boobies.

Let's just say the ***** pressure isn't the only thing that's rising.

Good lord. Are you trying to raise my ***** pressure? Such hot pics.

Dude...Joan Jett........I wanted to marry her at one point. Also,

So many cool people in this thread.

You're cool because you know how good a vocalist Joe Jackson is. I mean, everyone knows Michale Stipe is good, but Joe Jackson is an under appreciated treasure, I think. :thumbsup: Here's another cool rock star:

This dude is pretty damned cool, though no one will know who he is. Also, him: I've spent time with both. I can tell you, they're cool, not just because of their music, but because they're just plain cool.

I'll give you an Amen to that.

Rudy wat?

Yup. Someone report it. Okay, I will.

Slut.

Still the funniest username at FreeOnes.

Heh, thanks. I don't know where I find them. From blogs I follow, or various places, and then I save them in order to use them at the right moment. :hatsoff:

:hatsoff: Thanks!