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I have a very good friend with whom I will never discuss politics. I love this guy like a *******. He and I are as different politically as it is possible to be. I think this guy and Sam would probably get on famously. However, he's very important to me, and I have the utmost respect for how...

I heard he loves videos of insignificant chefs puffing themselves up.

'The fuck are you talking about? You LOVE people like that.

Absolutely. Unless they own a boat, and have met several famous people. Then they can fly hundreds of thousands of miles, call themselves fantastic, and do whatever the fuck they want. Unless they're Christian, and in that case all is lost.

I didn't pay to go to a restaurant to have someone's hair in my food. The plate goes back, and it gets remade, and I expect apology compensation (bottle of ****, dessert, or something on the house, or a reduction of the over all price). If it happens a second time, I call the floor manager...

Don't worry, he'll respond with an answer that isn't an answer, and makes him sound confused. He's acting. It's what trolls do. - - - Updated - - - Don't worry, he'll respond with an answer that isn't an answer, and makes him sound confused. He's acting. It's what trolls do.

Heh, I tried to rep you for the Ron Burgundy pic you posted, but I have to spread it around first...

Communism does not equal Socialism. Assuming they are shows nothing more than ignorance, frankly. Communism failed. That much is true. Socialism is alive and well in much of the world.

Thanks, I thought it was a pretty good cover. :hatsoff:

Yup, same thing. Stupid pimpandhost doesn't seem to be working too well right now...

New Yorker response cover. Brilliant.

Just so you know it's possible, I, for one, would absolutely **** to run into you. I find you to be repugnant, needy, and pitiable. Go ahead and go off on me, whatever. You're a tiny person. I have no interest in ever meeting you, nor responding to you on this forum again.

Blue Countach seems gracious.

Blue Countach seems jealous.

Probably Ds. The really impressive thing about her though is her 11 inch penis.

I grew up in Canada, and my blowjobs are only mediocre, I've been told.

What about those who don't ask for it, but have it foisted upon them? Are they cool?

I'm with GSB on this. I mostly enjoy their music, but after seeing them live, and hanging with the band afterwards, I'd never pay a cent to see them live.

Many people have compared the rectum to a pink sock. You're obviously a homosexual.

I miss BlueBalls.

You would be surprised what smells can bring back, though. Given the right situation. I recently encountered someone who had gone to church for the first time in forty years. The smell of the bread and the grape juice brought back a whole host of memories that he didn't even know he still...

I have this weird thing with smoking. I love it. I would do it constantly, but I know how bad it is for me. So I get a pack about once or twice a year, smoke them, and don't miss them when they are gone. I'd love it if they weren't bad for me, though.

You do. You hope for ****** to prove your point. How stupid you look, making arguments like this. Also, 2% or not, they're citizens, and they deserve exactly the same rights afforded them as you do. Or do you think you deserve special treatment? No argument from the worm. Just more dumbness.

What a stupid thing to say. Civil war will not happen. The Supreme Court is a constitutional thing. They have made a decision. Live by your own rules, you hypocrite. Oh, and why do you want mass ******* to prove your point on capital punishment?

No.

Thanks Ray!

Middle of the week, you should get away.

The Fonz does not approve.

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I shall. When you bend over.

Yeah. I'm going to prefer her vagina to any penis. Sorry if that makes you feel gay. I have no manboobs, so you'll have to hang my by my ***** penis.

Don't worry. He has spectacular handwriting, but his boobs are hairy and saggy. You win.

You know a lot about sphincter muscles. :nannerf1:

That was interesting, but I question how true it is that vegetarians have looser sphincters because of bigger poops. Just doesn't sound plausible to me...

I heard that Vodkaz smells exactly like beef-vegetable soup.

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Shut the fuck up, you logical *** of a bitch. Successful troll is successful.

Me, too.

I'm guessing more like an albino asparagus.

You've been told quite a few times in this thread that this approach will not work. You've been told this by quite a few people in the industry, one of them a producer who really knows what he's talking about, as he has a successful business in the industry in which you'd like a job. You've...

She actually prefers pineapples.

Steampunk might be interesting, too. I forget where are, but you might think about calling costume rental shops. They're sure to have Victorian style garb.

You keep flogging that dead *****. It's confirming what a quality person you are.