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Yeah, I just meant do an old fashioned shoot. You in an elegant Victorian gown... :drool2: Your cucumber set is fantastic. Video would be unreal. Fine. You want a challenge? Fuck a pineapple. :D You're such a good sport to humour us all.

Amazing how assari criticizes people for stating their opinions that differ from his, and then states his opinion as though it were fact. Assari, stop. You're being absolutely ridiculous. That's not an opinion, by the way. It's fact that is supported by the other posts in this thread.

I knew that guy wasn't very bright.

Ass smelling? :wtf: Personally, I think you should do a serious retro shoot. You'd look killer in Victorian garb. That, and fuck a cucumber.

Colonel Sanders.

Colonel Sanders.

You didn't respond to all that I wrote, and what you did try to post as a response was proved to be a false, erroneous, and foolish response. You're looking worse and worse. That is not opinion, nor is it a cultural misunderstanding. You're misstating facts, misconstruing posts, and making...

You didn't provide specific examples. Your point is worthless until you do. Also, look around. You're not in a library, at a college, or even among friends. You're at a porn forum where many people come to relax and act like idiots. You're not this dense, it is part of your troll personae.

An epically bad post! He wants to comfortably prove his point by having innocent Americans ******** en masse. Is he really that a.) stupid b.) self centered c.) hateful of Americans?

No, but the mosquitoes stay far away.

But you are wrong. Could you please provide evidence as to how you know he is a *****? You're stating your opinion as though it is fact, and that makes you look foolish. I'm 100% sure you're a duplicate account of some troll here, we just have to figure out who.

Actually, it's pretty well established that he's a college graduate, and a teacher. Could you provide any proof that he's a *****, or are you stating your speculation as fact?

There's zero chance that you'll be made a moderator and given the freedom to start banning people. That just isn't going to happen. The moderators are volunteers who do the will of the administrators of this site. They follow rules too. A while ago they changed the rules about who gets...

Pat Sajak

I use Deet. Does that count?

Will? Can you clarify this?

Assari: 1. This is absolutely not, in any way, a cultural thing. This is you making an accusation about a person and saying you think these things because of something you read here. 2. Jagger is one of the most pleasant people on this board. He is thoughtful, fun, and certainly not mean...

You're using Internet Explorer? You deserve this pain.

Wait, you think Canada gives the best blowjob in the industry? :confused:

I'm a Deity*, does that count? *Lurkingdirk is a registered Deity in 23 States. Within those States he will, at all times, be referred to as "Lord of the Orgasm."

I drove one of these bad boys into the ground... http://www.mclellansautomotive.com/photos/B22016.jpg

I once had sex with Cap'n Crunch. He ****** me to call him Admiral.

His serious question threads all got junked together and thrown into the games section. He's trying a new approach to trolling and spamming.

I am going to learn literally nothing about how you operate, or about you at all. I'm all done with you. You're too...whatever. Finish the sentence yourself.

I prefer tiny dancers.

Re: Would you marry a PORNSTAR? There should probably be some thread merging going on with this topic. The search function is your friend! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?661318-Would-you-marry-a-pornstar-that-still-works...

Pendulous testicles? You just can't argue with logic like that. Assari, I'm sorry you have the super AIDS

Do you mean that assari has professional testicles, or he is for testicles? What are professional testicles, by the way? Are they particularly adept at something? Or are people who are particularly adept at something merely always in possession of professional testicles, and that's why they're...

What the heck does (protest) mean in your title?

:hatsoff:

You could have stopped there. How is this guy gaining positive rep? I know someone did one by accident, but are people seriously enjoying his posts?

My early potatoes will be ready next week. I can hardly wait!

If a woman isn't sucking my dick withing thirty seconds of meeting me, she's a lesbian.

Why waste a good ***** on a douchebag? I've never understood throwing your ***** at someone. Now, throwing empty **** bottles, that's effective (not that I know from personal experience, or anything...).

Bring your medicated anger, and spank us all. I look forward to sparring with you tomorrow just for sport. :D

This game is unbelievable. I think they should give Crawford two blockers, though. His glove hand is completely useless.

But I think there's more to what Jagger's saying here. He wasn't the brilliance of his own administration. He came off appealing in debates, not brilliant. To his credit, I think he realised his limitations, and had a terrific cabinet. He made sure the job got done, and some very good things...

Kennedy was okay on TV, but that was just because he was that way naturally. He didn't sculpt a TV personae like Reagan did.

Enjoy a few more. Have a mid week get away.

This will not make me popular, but here goes: He was not that great a politician, he was not the most brilliant of men. However, he surrounded himself with excellent advisers and staff. He created a fine administration. Truth be told, he was not the greatest mind in that administration. He...

You should probably **** yourself.

Most things would be better if Vincent Price had his hand in Christopher Lee? :confused:

Goggle or google. Doesn't matter to me. Please be quiet while I **** on your chest.

What do we want? A cure for tourettes. When do we want it? Cunt!

"Blumpkin" and "Cleavland steamer." Goggle them

It does not count if I draw it with washable marker on my own penis.

Really? I've done that trip. Felt like an eternity. Maybe that's because I was sitting next to you, though.

No. I have not.