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Only in his dreams.

I know a guy who drinks virtually nothing but diet ****. All day long. He has a diet **** in hand at all times. I can't stand to be withing 10 feet of this guy because of his breath.

Well, Philbert fails again. His internet rage is getting the better of him.

Reading this thread is like watching a game of dumb.

To be fair, it is often hard to detect the tone of a post. Verbal conversation makes that a lot easier. People typing, often in texting type short hand (LOL, OMG, etc.) eliminates all subtlety and nuance. The desperately lamentable lack of knowledge about proper punctuation makes it hard, to...

Watch out, world.

That's just how you like your women, isn't it?

Ha, I know. I'm not putting pressure on you, just keeping the invitation open. :hatsoff:

Was that supposed to be negative rep? Didn't count. Thanks! :hatsoff:

*shocked face* :D

Krogers isn't likely to have it. Try a slightly upscale market, you'll find it.

Yeah. Every side of the media is screwing this up. Stop claiming it's just one side that's doing bad things. http://www.mediaite.com/tv/the-fives-beckel-calls-out-fox-for-profiting-on-racial-division-just-as-much-as-msnbcs-sharpton-does/

Both are correct.

I was a tasty little dish, if I do say so myself.

I'm not evil, man! And I don't really want to destroy all squirrels forever. However, I do wish to destroy all those within 30 metres of my house. I live in a heavily wooded area, and the squirrels manage to get into my eaves and such. Pretty stinky. Yeah, rats are good pets. They're noisy...

More nature. It's awesome.

I would like to destroy the lot of them. They're rats with fluffy tails, and they're damned destructive. Having said that, I have eaten squirrel. A friend of mine hunts them and makes them into things like gumbo. Kinda meh. As for rabbit, it's more common than you think. Everywhere in...

Wait, you were in Chicago and you didn't let me buy you dinner? :mad:

Ammo Ski Mask Bible

Douche Short garden hose Hamster treats List yours.

Thanks for the rep. Unfortunately I have no idea who it is. :hatsoff:

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs

Egads. She let herself go. Too bad.

Welcome back! Amazing photos. Glad you had a time to rest and rejuvenate. Can you put up any vacation pics showing the lovely views?

One could say sublime.

:confused: About what am I being naive?

Thanks! I rather liked them, too. :rubbel:

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Will and Georges are ghetto trash.

1. Obama is not an epic failure. You're stating your opinion as fact. 2. A "ghetto trash sympathizer?" Why? Because he's black? Why do you **** black people so much? Also, you stated this as though it is fact, when it's merely your opinion. Let's try a couple of things when we make posts...

A fine post. :thumbsup:

I'm so tired of people saying George Zimmerman's trial is "all politics," or that it is only going to trial because of race. Yes, it's been politicized. But that does not change the fact that an unarmed teenager is dead, and the only person who witnessed the whole thing is the person who pulled...

It's funny that Will wants people to die that his points might be proven?

You're welcome to try. I may have to **** you, though. :D

Sam actually makes a good point here. Us Christians are a funny lot. We preach and preach, but seldom follow what we preach. This makes us....human. However, Christians should be held to a higher standard, as should Muslims, Buddhist, etc. etc.. We believe in the sanctity of life. We are...

I am ashamed. Well done, you stupid cunt. :D

No. I'm sure the President never does anything, just surfs porn and spanks his wife all day long.

Uh, this is bad? The President isn't allowed a vacation? What's your beef with it this time? He's not in Hawaii, which seemed to upset you last time. I just don't understand why people get so bent out of shape when the President goes on vacation. Think of any white collar, executive level...

So...I'm very confused. The auto industry was revived, is doing well, and you're upset about this? The TARP money likely sped the process along, so fewer people were without jobs and those who were were without for a shorter time. This upsets you? You're upset because of success under...

The only thing I will say is that including Notre Dame in that list is incredibly generous.

Yeah, right. Like a grand is going to cover that.

I'm actually laughing out loud. Well done, gentlemen.

But...I'm pretending to be confused because of a language barrier that doesn't exist. I do not understand what you are saying. (Idiot)

You bastard. did you just fart?

I lament for you, sir. Making the decision to get rid of the bike because you should is very admirable. It sucks donkey balls, but it's admirable. I hope to be riding well into my retirement, but we'll see how things go. In the mean time, I'll enjoy mine doubly for you tomorrow.