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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    I think it's very telling that Trump thanks the people who voted for him and Hilldebeast holds a party for the millionaire donors who let her flush their money down the shitter.
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    Nancy Pelosi says Ben Carson is unqualified to be HUD secretary.

    Only in Californistan could that crazy twunt keep getting elected. Maybe Vermont or New York. I'm surprised she's never been excommunicated.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Titty Creampies #9

    But I included an awesome link to where he needs to place these threads and I didn't use the phrase "cock chugger." Pretty mild for one of my posts pointing out misdirected thread starters. And you know it's true, ***.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's The Deal With Leah Remini's Face?

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn, ***. That's some ****, right there. ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****. Your pimp game is growing.
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    Dudes who wear jerseys with another guy's name on the back.

    Well, he is a kicker and that makes it pretty gay. - - - Updated - - - Well, he is a kicker and that makes it pretty gay.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Some of my favorite military type patches.

    free image uploading My "thin blue line" patch. When people ask what it means, I happily tell them "Blue Lives Matter."
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    What's The Deal With Leah Remini's Face?

    There are times when she looks good and times when she doesn't. That Seinfeld episode where his girlfriend had the "two face" illustrates my point. I didn't like her very much on The King of Queens or Old School but I really like her trying to burn down Scientology. Couldn't happen to a bigger...
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    Dudes who wear jerseys with another guy's name on the back.

    Well, Bob, if you're talking about models, hellz yeah. But the average Nebraska, Green Bay or any other female fan aren't really all that great and again, I **** it when people associate the team with their own sense of well being. I have no problem interrupting a woman who say's "we" when in...
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    I'm in. But I won't create a thread because AHOTY and Troll of the Year take up too much of my time.
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    Titty Creampies #9

    Every thread you've started today could have been just one thread and they should have gone in the Niche and Fetish Corner. I included a link. Click away.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    That's for the other guy, right? Please tell me it was for the other guy. For the love of God, it was not intended for me.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    There's more but I'm hardly in the minority. Stop and think "what would assair do?" And then do the exact opposite. We'll all appreciate it.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2017 European Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Whatever, Kermit. Your country is going down the shitter.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    I checked with David Icke and the History Channel. I was right and you suffer the presumption of insufficiency, again.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    How Was My Saturday? Pretty Darn Good And Thanks For Asking.

    If you had made it to home depot or bed, bath and beyond I'd say you had a nice little Saturday. 7ZYsoEwWNK0
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    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    Yeah, but you were WRONG and kinda stupid on three levels in that post. Really wrong. Really, really wrong. So wrong it gave me a schaedenboner.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Satanic Atheists

    Welcome back, Commander Potatoe.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial

    Nice job, Connor! There should be an automatic alert sent to all mods every time this guy posts.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    You're as wrong now as you were with the original bullshit post. The qualifiers were "stupid and/or shitty," your original post counts twice. Eat a quarter bowl of dicks.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    I'm picking Wiscy over **** State: 21-7.
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    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    Take it up with the History Channel or David Icke. It is %100 accurate and your assessment suffers from the presumption of insufficiency.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    China : Don't hold Trump Taïwan mitake against him, he's just a ***, he doesn't know...

    What the fuck is this? Some kind of conservative dog whistle, no doubt. You races mudder fugger. screen cap
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    I thought the addition of the scumbag hat to each photo was a classy touch.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    *lol* Amy Schumer to play Barbie in new film.

    You ever notice how female comedians are usually the most humorless cunts around? I think she blocked me on twitter after I trolled her hard, November 8th, 2016. I been trolling Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman, Lena Dunham, Cher and a couple other famous bisches who promised to leave if...
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Tomorrow I'm making Braciole, pasta, bruschetta, Italian sausage soup, probably fish cakes and tiramisu. It's gonna be good.
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    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    Every quote is accurate and verified by both the History Channel and David Icke, who without his help, none of this would have been possible.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    I wanted to spring this on you bisches around New Year's Day but someone has ****** my hand. To Qualify you must post something exceptionally shitty or stupid, preferably both. This honor in no way has any bearing on the Prestigious Asshat Of The Year awards, which I will start the polling for...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    I will not steal other people's threads

    Re: ---------------OFFICIAL TROLLS of FREEONES For 2017----------------------------------- That's what the "subscribe" function is for, fuckwit.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    I will not steal other people's threads

    Re: ---------------OFFICIAL TROLLS of FREEONES For 2017----------------------------------- Goosfraba............goosfraba...........goosfraba. I feel........better. This fucking turd, though.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    That's what the "subscribe" function is for, fuckwit.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    Just stay off my threads and I'll be cool.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    I loved making his likeness that of the Jewverine, but he is such a humorless dick that it's difficult to find any joy including him in the festivities.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    I will not steal other people's threads

    Re: ---------------OFFICIAL TROLLS of FREEONES For 2017----------------------------------- What the fuck is this fuckery? Your sorry-assed attempt at stealing the legitimacy of what has been my territory for years here is pathetic; as is your logic, humor, your punk-ass derivative name and your...
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***The Trolls Of Freeones Talk, 2016 Edition***

    I will have the trolls of freeones 2017 ready before the new year. It's tough whittling down the shittiest things we've posted in the last year. But I am fairly lazy, so it's usually the first shitty thing I've seen.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    I kept it simple tonight. Fries and bacon,, tomato and kale sammiches. That's right. The BTK...........wait. Wow. That was poorly thought out.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    Why the fuck are you bumping this dumpster fire? You add nothing to the discussion, or any discussion, really. Stop doing this. You suck. Your bullshit handle sucks and is derivative. Eat a bowl of dicks.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    JFK Junior Controversy

    I remember at the time several pilots told me it was hubris that ****** JFK JR. He was an inexperienced pilot flying VFR and he dismissed warnings that he wasn't ready to fly in those conditions. Your thread sucks. Your logic sucks. Your bullshit handle sucks. Eat a bowl of dicks.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    "While democrats have tried to play by the rules............." Bernie Sanders loves how well the DNC played by the rules. Trump would have won Nevada too, if it hadn't been for somebody busing in ******* voters from CA and elsewhere; putting them up in hotels and paying for their meals, in...
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dudes who wear jerseys with another guy's name on the back.

    Nautical aqua and orange is pretty gay, brah.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2017 European Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Ha! Hollande is a cock chugger who will go down in history as the schmuck who single-handedly turned France into a third world **** hole. Au revoir, chapeau d'âne. Ne laissez pas la porte vous frapper sur votre chemin.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    I Actually Saw Phil Simms And Boomer Esiason At The Same Place At The Same Time

    Were they by any chance spit roasting acenipplelicer? He does love big bobs and can't fit them in his mouth.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    BCc ANSWER- or how to get me to shut up

    I knew it. Fag.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fixing to watch "Scientology: The Aftermath" on A&E

    Who's in? https://twitter.com/LeahRemini
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