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My favorite kind of cream pie.

Well, look at this way: I have voted for you as many times as I have voted for anyone else in this contest. So technically, you're #1 on my list. You're welcome.

Comments from the members here generally don't **** me off. Especially not the comments from members who don't bother to capitalize. I don't take anything you say seriously because it looks like it was written by a teenage school girl. Just sayin'. And it's 34º and pouring down rain right...

Are you looking for justification because you yourself love to be sprayed with big loads?

Are you illiterate? Seriously. :facepalm: Apart from commenting on her ass with a quote from a movie, please point where I said she was hot. I'll be waiting. I'm sure it might take you awhile because 75 attractive asses are likely to pass by while you're rereading comments, so take your time.

Great, thanks for stopping by. _UJqtlVZWww

I find it impossible to be attracted to any progeny of this douche.

James Earl Jones > Whoever the fuck that was trying to be Lord Vader.

Yeah, because that's not nearly as believable as a guy who walks on water, feeds 4,000 people with five loaves of bread, turns water into ****, brings a dead man back to life, cures leprosy, cures blindness, and dies only to resurrect himself three days later. :rolleyes: They're both fucking...

Where the fuck did I mention that she was attractive? I didn't. My original post even read, "Say what you will about her face." Then I used a quote from a movie to illustrate that her ass looks pretty good. That's why 3/5 pictures I posted illustrated that feature. If you don't like the fucking...

Then don't click the fucking links then. It's a pop-up. It's not like your computer was infected. And Norton fucking blows anyway. Maybe one day you'll be able to afford a decent program. It's Playboy, what do you expect? I didn't take the fucking pictures. Of course you did. :rolleyes: By...

7/10

There is no spoon.

I never realized that was a real organization until I saw their website after the South Park episode aired. :eek:

She's spreading the wealth. I figured you'd embrace that, comrade. :dunno: Seriously though, think about how many cans of Spaghetti-Os she could have bought instead.

Very sad face.

Role playing, like The Elder Scrolls? Yeah, the girlfriend and I put on suits of glass armor, grab a mace, and see who can be the first to bludgeon the other one into ***************. I always win, but that's how I keep her in line.

You mean you can't think about it. My level of awesomeness is so far beyond your realm of comprehension, you cannot come to terms with it. Don't worry, I get that all the time. :thumbsup:

Never seen that before in my life. Buy a new computer, you cheap ass! :mad:

http://www.strenuapt.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/yoda.jpg Sorry :o Just felt like saying that someone...

Hmm, I guess that's what it's like to be unemployed.

Def Leopard hasn't rocked since July 16, 1983.

I actually am a distributing company. Yeah, think about that and get back to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_rating In a nutshell: 1. X rating was initially used to denote content that was especially explicit in content. It was not regulated and anyone could choose to distribute movies under this rating. 2. In order to regulate the industry, the MPAA adopted NC-17 and...

Why in the fuck would you ever decide to fuck a girl based solely on what her ass looks like? Who does that? :dunno: What if she was horribly disfigured or lost her boobs in an acid bath?

Your probably shouldn't judge her without seeing her naked. Say what you will about her face, but she has an absolutely breathtaking... hiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it. (click to enlarge, then click original to see full size)

The top one looks staged, but someone should shoot that *** anyway. And the douche bag in the bottom one bought way too much Vital Energy. Christ shoot that screamin' bitch too. It's just cases of drinks, it's not like he destroyed the house.

That's an insult to Sara Jay.

I'd rather staple my head to the carpet. Go play on Chatroulette, I'm sure you'll meet some interesting folks there.

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ I don't trhink I'm anything. :facepalm: Whatever the fuck that means...

Best. Movie. Ever.

The Dark Lord Xenu will be very disappointed to read that you are worshiping someone else. :mad:

Dude Where's My Car

Another ugly win for Purdue. The starters managed to score 51 of our 82 points. But once again, it's only two guys doing the workload. E'Twauan and JJ were the only starters to contribute points tonight. The other three were apparently taking pictures or chatting with people in the stands. 31...

I play that game because I'm a jackass. In fact, I neg rep people all the time for stupid ****. It's amusing to me. I don't even really know how one would measure greatness in a poster, but I do appreciate the sentiment nonetheless. :D

I look for women who are thin, tanned, toned, and tight. Personality and intelligence I can work on, but you can't fix ugly and overweight. There is no depth to my shallowness.

No, it really doesn't matter and neither do you. Feel free to return the favor. :hatsoff:

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ ^^ :1orglaugh This guy attached a Word document. :rofl: I'm sure as fuck not downloading it, but if that doesn't scream "Spam!" I don't know what does. Can I please go get my ban hammer?

No, I don't like the Celtics, I don't like the Bruins, I don't like the Red Sox, and I don't like UMASS. And I sure as fuck don't like the fuckin' Patriots. :mad:

It's not a spelling fail. :mad: The word is spelled correctly. It's a heterograph fail.

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ No, really you're not. :confused: Had you actually been a vampire, you would have learned how to spell thankfully during your centuries long existence.

Purdue vs. Oakland. I have to listen to a radio broadcast because for some reason a game featuring the #9 team in the nation isn't worthy of being televised. :facepalm:

Indy vs. NY Giants in the Super Bowl. The Manning Bowl III. This time for all the marbles. Hollywood couldn't write a better script.

Actually Peyton looks at those snapshots on the sidelines after every drive regardless of the outcome - TD, FG, INT, or fumble.

I'm not from Indy, but fuck yes I'm an open wheel guy. I've been to every Indy 500 since I was 4. I can tell you off the top of my head who has won every year since 1975. I look forward to the month of May more than anything else during the year. I'll be in the stands when practice starts, on...

The only one I listen to is Len and Bob's podcast. They cover news and updates for the Cubs and conduct interviews with players.

Fuck Jimmie Johnson. Fuck NASCAR. What a boring, irrelevant sport. It's no wonder that race attendance and ratings are so far down. The outcome of the season has been predetermined before it starts.

"Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I **** a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark." - Samuel Johnson