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    Jesus Christ...

    Cool! Does He play Mafia Wars???
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    for those living in flint or close to flint, be careful a serial killer is stalking

    Re: for those living in flint or close to flint, be careful a serial killer is stalki Nahh...we get these every season in Michigan. He'll go away by the time the cold weather hits.
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    Florida AG to propose immigration law tougher than Arizona's law

    Yeah? What're they going to do? Put some more sharks in the water?
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    Google Knows Exactly What You've Been Searching For

    If Google gets their way, you might be paying per tittie.
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    ******

    You should be ****** like Moses in the desert. :ban2: ...just kiddin'! :kiss:
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    Got my girlfriend to model for my car

    Hey! No posting other forums! Especially forums with pictures of creepy ***** women!
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    Worst movie / film of all time

    Pathology. It's a piece of ****. Combine The Star Chamber with pretty much any vampire movie, except instead of vampires insert forensic doctors. Yeeech.:eeew:
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    Judge orders Wells Fargo to pay back $203M in fees

    Now they just need to get Chase, Bank Of America, and AIG.
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    The Buckeyes have no excuse NOT to steamroll through the Big10.
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    Sasha Grey sparks bush backlash

    More bush, please! STXco3O2PHI
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    The weak division. Look out for Baltimore in the conference. The Bengals might surprise.
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    Where's The Non-Porn Threads?...

    I wanted to start a non-porn thread, but I kept grasping my pendiculus.:******:
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    Well at least Obama knows his way around sports

    I would like to go to the White House kitchen, and get a hard salami and bologna sandwich on toasted wheat bread, and watch "Rudy" in the West Wing video room with Obama and three Playboy Playmates.
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    The Greatest Sports Teams Of All Time

    Ah...just the kind of shock value I expected. Keep it coming!!:D
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    Hobo With a Shotgun

    Umm...uh...he's a hobo...with a shotgun...:facepalm:
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    The Greatest Sports Teams Of All Time

    Interesting. Waddya think? http://www.forbes.com/2008/01/29/greatest-sports-teams-biz-sports-champions08-cx_tvr_0129greatestteams_slide_2.html?thisSpeed=20000
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I think Clubber Lang should come out of retirement and fight Mike Tyson.
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    Favorite Legendary Creatures

    I like the mystical shape-changer Favrepion. It controls your mind by confusing you over what the hell it's gonna do. It's been known to keep entire cities guessing for months.
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    Lies!

    HAL9000 lied to Dave Bowman. And now four astronauts are fucking dead, while another has ****** into some creepy-assed dimension.:mad:
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    FCC moves toward Net Neutrality Rules

    Oh, ****...controlling internet speed and priority...oh, ****...:surprise:
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    The 60s Music Thread

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    The 7 Worst Presidents of the Last 100 Years

    This guy knows history like I know Swahili.
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    The 60s Music Thread

    Is that Micky Dolenz on drums????
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Yonkers Joe. It's a diamond in the rough. Watch it.
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    Film/Tv

    Gotta be.
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    The 60s Music Thread

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    Woman goes 'McMental' after being told she can't have chicken nuggets for breakfast

    Re: Woman goes 'McMental' after being told she can't have chicken nuggets for breakfa -eREiQhBDIk
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    I did something stupid, again!

    Ah, fuck soft drinks!!
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    Disgraced former US Olympic sprinter Antonio Pettigrew has been found dead in his car

    Re: Disgraced former US Olympic sprinter Antonio Pettigrew has been found dead in his Yes.
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    ***** shoots wedding guests; saves best man from embarrassing speech

    He was aiming at the Greek in-laws.
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    Former U.S. senator Ted Stevens ****** in Alaska plane crash

    Info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Stevens
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    Disgraced former US Olympic sprinter Antonio Pettigrew has been found dead in his car

    Re: Disgraced former US Olympic sprinter Antonio Pettigrew has been found dead in his Maybe the word "cheat" is inappropriate in a headline about his death.
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    Woman goes 'McMental' after being told she can't have chicken nuggets for breakfast

    Re: Woman goes 'McMental' after being told she can't have chicken nuggets for breakfa At least that next car got their order.:tongue:
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    Cheap hotels are cheap for a reason.

    I don't see anything wrong with this picture. In The Maldeves, we have bowel movements everywhere. I once ****** much waste material into a flower pot at my ********'s wedding.
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    The Biggest Chick you ever Fucked?

    I dunno. I've had several GFs who were a little over the scale, but very pretty. So I guess my answer is who cares?
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    Is that a banana in the tailpipe?

    How come that banana in front isn't enjoying it?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Alamo with The Duke. Not that crappy remake with Billy Bob Dumbass.
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    Urban Legends. Wives Tales and Myths you've heard?

    If someone touches you with a broom, you get to punch them in the stomach.
  39. maildude

    Make Sure You Tune Into County Law!

    That is the funniest goddamned thing I have seen in weeks. Oh...and don't go kayaking in the country.
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    The Pizza Cake

    I would like that in deep dish with extra cheese. And an order of 30 hot wings.
  41. maildude

    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! The Mummy 3: Tomb Of Some Chinese Killer or whatever it is. The Yetis were cool.:D
  42. maildude

    Any Frank Zappa fans in here¿¿¿

    Overnight Sensation is one of the greatest albums ever. mRwGqf2glDs
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    Today's Featured Porn Star: KIMBERLEY CARSON [IMG]

    Today's Featured Porn Star: KIMBERLEY CARSON [IMG]
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    Haven't you always wanted a lego house?

    Can I get a Lego's Star Wars Yoda Jedi Training Center with it?
  45. maildude

    Anyone have a kegerator?

    I dunno...there's still a certain charm in a really big garbage can and a shitload of ice...:glugglug:
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    Urban Legends. Wives Tales and Myths you've heard?

    If you swim after eating, you will develop cramps that will make you sink to the bottom of the pool. Truth is, swim when you want. Eat when you want. Just don't do too much of either.
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    >>> 2010 Moderator Search! Interested in being a Mod? Look inside!

    Here's the application to be a mod: Name: Age: Birthdate: Occupation: If no occupation, insert unemployment check amount here:_____ Sexual Orientation(check all that apply) _Gay _Straight _Straight, trying gay _Gay, trying abstinence _Bisexual Cross Dresser _Plastics Phone number...
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    Whimsy's New Do

    ~~whimsy~~ looks fucking pissed.
  49. maildude

    Who did you watch when you were younger that you'd still fuck today??

    I would fuck Jaclyn Smith's wrinkled geriatric body until the resident nurses ****** me to stop.:love-smi:
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    Turn your needles in for free crack pipes.

    Better than the alternative.:2 cents:
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