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    Mike "The Situation" Looks Like Watto To Me

    I dunno. Is this Watto fella from some movie or something? I think Mike guy is a confused transsexual. Is Whato like that?
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    Hi! Not New Here. Thanks!

    Welcome to the boards...PHONY!!!:ban:
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    Marie Osmond, hit it or not.

    Naw...I'm a sensitive guy. I would never take advantage of her during her time of agonizing over the death of her pet pekingese. Also, Donnie, her half-*******-stole all of her show ideas during their successful romantic weekend together in the Utah salt flats. She should hire a good lawyer, and...
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    Why cant I find a Japanese woman with a nice round ass???

    Because McDonald's and Pizza Hut have been outlawed in Tokyo, because Hirohito and Novaskoshu are still pissed of that America dropped neutron bombs on Hirohito's plum garden, and also Guam...home of the Giants. Therefore, Pan-Asiatic women are ****** to tie their ankles together with electrical...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    kP8nGNbk7oQ
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    Random Statement Thread II

    When you get old, how come your sight, hearing and sexual potency are affected? Why not just your ability to complete crossword puzzles?
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    Indian Women vs Mexican Women vs Brazilian Women vs Italian Women vs Spanish Women

    Re: Indian Women vs Mexican Women vs Brazilian Women vs Italian Women vs Spanish Wome That would be one helluva Royal Rumble. But I'd have to pick Rick Flair. iy-LQH8N6Ug
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    Spanking Raises Chances of Risky, Deviant Sexual Behavior

    Why????:dunno::angels::*****::angels:
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    Gulf Spill Overblown

    Yep. Overblown. The millions of gallons of oil sure were overblown. Into the gulf.
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    Bothered By Pirates, Ninjas or Zombies?

    What about wabbit twacks???:dunno:
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    Patricia Velasquez

    Re: patricia velasquez??? Was just watching The Mummy Returns and I was reminded how badly I'd like to fuck Patricia Velasquez.:love-smi: ...Oh, by the way...This thread has been resurrected!:*****:
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    Hillbilly Condo Complex

    :dunno::facepalm:
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    Shark week starts this week -- who watches?

    I had a shark steak once. Thick and meaty, and it didn't taste fishy. But there was a license plate in it, though.
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    Guess Her Muff

    This would have been a great site if there was more muff. I mean, if all the girls were muffless, we'd have to guess the flaps. Now THAT'S a challenge.
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    Lawmakers Consider Ending Citizenship for ******** of ******* Aliens

    Hmm...legislation that can potentially hurt the ********. Sounds like a Conservative to me!
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    MLB 2010 Thread

    The AL Central sucks.:mad:
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    Proof that I am NOT a pederast: Lupe looks a helluva lot better now than in her "Lil Lupe" days...

    Proof that I am NOT a pederast: Lupe looks a helluva lot better now than in her "Lil Lupe" days. Her new tits are OK...I've seen worse. But she is a sexy young woman.
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    Paula Creamer's Outfit at 2010 Open Championship

    I'm watching it right now. But I haven't seen her yet.:dunno:
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    Little Lupe AKA: Lupe Fuentes, Zuleidy Lapiedra, Lupe, Zuleidy

    Re: Lupe Fuentes / Little Lupe A few pictures I like... http://img249.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=16961_mi4nuevo_123_379lo.jpg http://www.imagebam.com/image/d84b9f57418933 http://www.imagebam.com/image/4801e258794391/ http://img234.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38616_103914_20b_122_389lo.jpg...
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    How much ******* do you ***** a week?

    Lots.:glugglug:
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    The REAL Minute Man arsenal

    Part of the new gay MAD policy.:rolleyes:
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    Is This Wrong?

    SpongeBob is wrong. That cartoon is fucking creepy.:eek:
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    What is the FIRST album you ever bought?

    Who the fuck remembers? I mean, in my age bracket?:dunno:
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    Film/Tv

    The Little Drummer Boy Flies Into Hell, Because Jesus Didn't Like His Present Edgar Leaves/Drummer Boy Jan Michael Vincent/God some baby/Jesus Frank Fantagtic, dir.
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    Guess Her Muff

    http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/?zx=2b02ccf65cb0a4f7 A few will surprise you.
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    If You Could Be Part of Any Race on Middle Earth

    The one with all the ****.:glugglug:
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    BlueBalls Is Such A Tease

    Neh...Blue's ass is a LOT hairier than that!
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    I have to ask...

    There are all types of strip club rules. Most of them resulting from local ordinances. I have only had a few private dances but they were full nudity.
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    Please support prison dan

    Yeah. That's too stiff a sentence for such a crime. Maybe he can teleport outside of the jail? j/k You have my support, man.
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    A special message from L3ggy

    Disgusting! Catsup on a hot dog!!
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    I think America is cut off.

    All empires are doomed to fall. History teaches us this. America is an empire. America will fall.
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    Ha! I thought you was already amongst my friends! Boy is there egg on my face!!

    Ha! I thought you was already amongst my friends! Boy is there egg on my face!!
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    A question about Socialism/Communism

    Well, we lost more than 50,000 American lives, and over a million Vietnamese lives, all over the fear of Communism. Add to that the lives lost by both sides--and others--during the Cold War, jockeying one country against another, influencing civil war in another country, and installing a...
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    Laurence Fishburne's 19 Year Old ******** Goes Into Porn

    sawiiiiishh!!:facepalm:
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    80's Goddess Candie Evans

    I was just watching some cheesy John Carpenter movie, and I noticed character actor George "Buck" Flower had a part in it. Now, the late Mr. Flower thrilled us with performances in everything from ****** movies, like Mountain ****** Robinson, to big-budget mainstream films, like Back To The...
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    Angels With Filthy Souls

    Keep the change, ya filthy ******!!!
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    Amy Fisher

    Re: Amy Fisher Turns Hardcore Whew! I misread the thread title! I thought it said "Amy Carter!"
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    Laurence Fishburne's 19 Year Old ******** Goes Into Porn

    So she's gonna fuck in a movie...so what? Her *** gunned down a whole Vietnamese ****** on a boat in Apocalypse Now!
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    There's a doc called Hoop Dreams. Excellent stuff. http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/133403/Hoop-Dreams/trailers?trailersdir
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    Mystery man keeps appearing on live news reports.

    Howard Stern sent him.
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    These Things Happen

    Sure...but was she texting?
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    How did I get so much street rep?

    Did you impress the homies? Did you help the gangstas? Or did this site just make a silly mistake?
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    Dog-eating alligator wanted dead or alive

    There is an alligator eating my plumbing.
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    A Little Bush Is A Good Thing...

    Yeah...there's hair there, but I'll bet his dick is shaved!
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    Man in Lebron Miami Heat Jersey Kicked Out of Cleveland Indians Game

    Dan Gilbert put a hit out on him.:*****:
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    200 'Witches' ****** In India Each Year

    What's wrong with this? signed, Cotton Mather
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    My New Keyboard

    FUNNIEST POST EVER!!!!:bowdown::1orglaugh
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    BlueBalls Has Balls

    That would probably hurt a lot if that floozie wasn't hopped up on estrogen.
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    My New Keyboard

    I could never type on that thing. She's just too naked.
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