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:1orglaugh It's the funniest picture I never saw!:1orglaugh

Does masturbation really help your game-playing abilities?

They exist! And one day they're gonna take down Tom Cruise for branching off and forming the Scientologists!!

My ****** was over at my house the other day, and she looked around and said, "This is such a MAN'S house!" So I said, "Why? Because there aren't any frilly underthings hanging off the walls?"

And Portugal, the Dutch, and China in the far East.

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What's up, huh?:dunno:

I like salad with my bukakke! :D

Are you selling tickets?

The Russians never would have fought the Germans had Hitler not decided to invade. He did so because he hated the Slavs and wanted land, resources and future living grounds for his Aryan society. Russia almost lost and they were on the brink had America not entered the war, causing Hitler to...

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/from-doogie-to-*****-neil-patrick-harris-partner-david-burtka-expecting-twins/45640?nc This is a special occasion. Congrats!!!:hatsoff::nannerf1:

The Chinese place near where I live serves ******* with won ton soup and egg roll for just $5.99. Lunch only.:)

It's all about the green, Gene. More clicks mean more ads.

After a million rep, GregCentauro will give you anal sex. He just recently finished analising himself! :nannerf1:

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Ronald McDonald

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Why??????:facepalm:

Naw...it's design plans for an intergalactic transportation device. You just have to fold the paper.

Goddamned Donald Duck. He's gonna blow our cover!! --Disney's Sexual Predator Posse

They should build a prison housing 2000 teenaged boys with acne and superior math skills, then drop her in there with a sign around her neck reading: "I Luv D&D"

Jesus save us...:facepalm:

Dude...you don't suck at all. Well, maybe just a little...

You suck!!!:*****:

I would only fuck George if he still had the mullet.:nannerf1:

Surviving 29 years on this planet deserves a hand.:clap:

Yeah. That guy with the big tits in that earlier thread probably drank that stuff in hopes that it would reverse his freakish mantit problem. Instead, it made his guyboobs grow into heroic proportions. Now his tits have seperated from their somewhat male host and are roaming the countryside...

A fucking traffic jam nightmare on East Lansing Road. Oh...it was just construction. The fuckers.:mad:

BlowJo8 friended me on Twitter. Do you think he wants my bodrod?

Plastic fish. Fake tits.:dunno:

I'm tired of this kind of ****.

Hoosiers. In fact, I'm watching it right now, and I've seen it 100 times. It is the PERFECT sports movie.

Good point. I tried masturbating left-handed. But it didn't work. My dick kept angling....now it looks like Italy.

BTW...just saw this funny commercial on ESPN: x8Ub-oKPz2s

He was such a fucking contradiction it wasn't funny. The guy gave tons to poor people in Georgia, built playgrounds and ball yards for ****, and even vocally respected Jackie Robinson. But when he played, he got a kick out of exploiting a young Black ***, by paying him to shine his shoes, *****...

Not only am I willing to **** in public places, but I report it on my **** blog afterward.:booty:

If he was a real man, he would have stopped this stupid doormat bitch from linking up with that abusive shithead in the first place. Oh, wait...he didn't know...I guess the cycle will just have to continue!:dunno:

I think Adam West should've fucked Julie Newmar with his powerful atomic bat dick.

Zack Efron is a fucking homo.

I have seen her tittiethings many times. And, yes...I would suck them. But do you think her role as Rollergirl gave her the superheroine ability to suck my dingie into next Wednesday?

Agreed completely.

Since the Tigers suck this year, I thought I'd start a thread about the team's most famous player. Not only was he a violent uncaring racist, but he also led the league in stolen bases...six times! http://espn.go.com/sportscentury/features/00014142.html http://www.cmgww.com/baseball/cobb/...

That pic swarmed over the internets recently.

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It's way ****** time for her to show her funbox and dirtypillows.

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I bet if he had been a non-English speaking immigrant reaching for his ID they'd have ****** him .

Jonny Quest Underdog H.R. Pufnstuf(non-animated) Pink Panther ...too many more to name...

Can somebody say "Generation X?"

Did you get any enchiladas?