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    Taylor Hayes

    I have several of her vid scenes, but FreeOnes discourages file-sharing sites.
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    Recap of the past month please

    --LeBron is going to Miami. --Lee surrendered at Appomattox. --Porn was STILL better in the Eighties. --Steinbrenner died. --I got my new Visa card. --2 for one parfaits at Dairy Queen(limited time only) --My neighbor has a bunch of different girls staying over all week. --"2012" was a shitty...
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    Pete Rose and HotMega's Alma Mater.

    Here's where I went to school! http://img02.imagefra.me/img/img02/8/8/9/maildude/f_12jybfd2addm_6e25998.jpg
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    Celeste - classic pornstar

    More contributions: http://img133.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=13565_1155H032_123_1004lo.JPG http://www.imagebam.com/image/9b2c3770990612 http://www.imagebam.com/image/17adde70990563 http://www.imagebam.com/image/134e7a70912411 http://img34.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14915_1164H030_123_344lo.JPG
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    The Lions are gonna suck. Again.
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    Over advertising?

    m7RjxkkMNB4
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    Favorite Porn Genre?

    I'm old school. I like natural, untinkered female bodies. I don't like extreme stuff or ********. I like nudity, romance, and well-choreographed porn. I like good camera work. I like reality inasmuch as it can be conveyed on film. So, to answer your question, there IS no genre for my porn...
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    No Narcissism Here, No Sir

    This would be astounding, except I see it every day.
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    Personality Tests

    I took my driver's license written test. There was a section asking if I had an aggressive personality. I left it blank. When I turned it in to the registrar, I kicked him in the nuts.:anonymous
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    L3ggy and ~~whimsy~~ Threeway

    Yep. There it is! :1orglaugh
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    Underemployed

    Are you a postal worker???:mail:
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    What is the category?

    These guys are jerks! Listen...if you want abusive girls, just PM a guy named Greg Centauro. He's the most abusive "girl" I know of.
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    This Scumbag Deserves Death!

    I gotta wonder why the hell this girl even hooked up with this ******.
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    Lindsay Lohan

    Lindsay gets caught up in a prison fight: http://www.celebarazzi.com/movie.php/5276/60893/6/
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Captain Lowdown's Ceramic Nightmare for Wiink.
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    I'm about to get hit by a car I think.

    kuZe1drW2kk
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    Little fluffy has something on his mind

    Cats are fuckin' evil. That's why Stephen King is scared shitless of them.
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    Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar, Babe or Cеleb

    Re: Prettiest Female face? Absolutely! :yesyes:
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    Board Etiquette

    If someone reps you, they are probably a stalker.:elaugh:
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    First picture of the 22ft-long ******* that terrorised Australian community

    I never had a crocodile eat my cattle, but I did have a woman hit me with her purse.:rolleyes:
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    OMG! Mr. Jame Gumb Parolled!

    "I'm having a friend for dinner"--Then "I'm having a former patient for dessert!":rolleyes:
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    potted meat

    It would taste delicious following a catastrophic war, if it was included in a relief drop using parachutes trying to help starving war-ravaged ********.
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    10 Biggest Misconceptions We Learn in School

    Good stuff.:) And by the way...Columbus didn't discover America. He discovered a West Indies island, then ***** and burned its inhabitants. Other than that, he was a good guy.
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    Next Up In The ********* Sex Tape Sweepstakes

    MrTruckstop is right. It looks like one of his former conquests.
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    Chinese missile could shift Pacific power balance

    Heh. A new Cold War.:eek:
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    Girls with short thumbs

    Thanks, Wolfie!:D MrTreeballs feels a little lame today, and he apologizes. Really.:rolleyes:
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    Thieves nab artifacts at historic Swedish landmark

    Did they steal the meatballs?
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    SCORE! I can't believe a girl so hot would do porn

    Huh? :mail: It's been a while...:facepalm:
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    Your first orgasm...how long has it been?

    Are you fucking kidding??:dunno:
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    Girls with short thumbs

    I prefer LONG thumbs!! http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/8/8/5/maildude/f_15kdcdcjqtbm_105e321.jpg
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    CF-18 Crash In Canada Very Lucky Pilot

    McDonnell Douglas probably sold Canada the display jet.
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    Jersey Shore Color Check

    They should race to their mamas so they can dress them properly.
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    Mosque’s opponents have taken opposite position in court

    I wonder if Al-Killedya would have flown that plane into the WTC if an Islam mosque had been there. My guess is that they wouldn't have given a damn.
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    What is the deal with Lupe Fuentes?

    She looked like a youngin' when she ran her "Lil' Lupe" site. But she has since grown despite the implants. She looks much better now than then. Comparing her to other adult stars and models requires a little bit of objectivity, I reckon.
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    Film/Tv

    It's a small picture...I think I have it...is it a movie with a crazy futuristic chick being questioned in a rough and unacceptable way by Max von Sydow?
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    Will scare ******** for food

    McDonald's is your kinda place They serve you rattlesnakes French fries between your toes Pickles up your nose The last time that I was there They stole my underwear McDonald's is your kinda place! ...thank you for that poignant and embarrassing trip into my Fifth grade psyche.:eek:
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    Natalie Portman

    MAYBE her ass...who knows. The "Closer" thing is an Internet rumor.
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    I've fallen in love with Sky News Weather Girl Lucy Verasamy.

    Not bad. But she kinda looks like Rachel Ray if you put her hand on a hot iron.
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    Which Superhero are you?

    No matter how I change my answers, I'm still that fucking shithead Spiderman. I QUIT!! :mad:
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    A-Rod gets 600!

    My tie rod cost 1400! :nanner:
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    Russian Police

    Boy, that's it! That pic guarantees those poor Russkies a station in Siberia.:******:
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    Gift ideas for the Freeones shop..

    I have built up a heroic number of FreeOnes points. I am hoping that one day I may use them to pay off my mortgage.
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    Today is a great day for the oppresed: PROP 8 STRUCK DOWN

    What a relief! Now I can keep my lavender assless tuxedo!
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    Best body in porn?????

    In 10,000 years of porn...again, and I am damned tired of repeating it...the best body belongs(ed) to: Raquel Darrian
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    Freeones Video streaming is Slow

    Wow! Look! Those two are fuuuuu......ckk.....inn....gggg.....nyahhh....***** is nice...:*****:
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    All Plastic Babes

    http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=79330_RealDoll_123_1057lo.jpg
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    Can Non-Asian People Really Tell The Nationality Of Asians?

    I dun know...but evry timeg they get on zis team, eberyone wants to teech them English.--Ozzie Guillen
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    Freeones moderator search is over

    Can't do much worse than Roald.:rolleyes:
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    I'm in the Middle Men movie...sort of

    Sounds interesting. And we'll be looking for you!:hatsoff:
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    Brett Favre Stuns Vikings and Retires

    He is SUCH a wishy-washy bitch!! But, my heavens, can he play baseball!! :nannerf1:
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