Random Statement Thread II

[vodkazvictim]

"This is a dirty bomb, a dirty bomb that goes off in your pants!"
-Stan Smith

 

[Moonchild22]

Lucky Harris goes home

 

[D-rock]

A service station. I have to pump people's gas and such.

I didn't even know places like that existed anymore. The last time I saw a non-self-service gas station was around 25 years ago.

 

[Moonchild22]

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pump.

 

[Member442]

Is fucking pissed off!!!!

 

[L3ggy]

At least you're not pissed on :tongue:

 

[Moonchild22]

At least you're not pissed on :tongue:

or Pist.On :banger:

 

[bustybbwlover]

wheat thins are astoundingly tasty

 

[maildude]

I think Clubber Lang should come out of retirement and fight Mike Tyson.

 

[busenbust]

hello /////

 

[Lungzyn]

I can access the Reported Posts and Moderators forum for some reason. How about anyone else?

 

[busenbust]

yes , me too.

 

[bustybbwlover]

juicy i reported some shoe spam the other day...it was actually the first time i saw just blatant spam on the forum and it annoyed me

 

[vodkazvictim]

MiG29 beat F16 every time thanks to it's offboresight targetting capability.

 

[busenbust]

hello //////

 

[vodkazvictim]

hello?

 

[busenbust]

hello///////

 

[Moonchild22]

Boy, that Italian ****** at the next table sure is quiet.

 

[Member442]

wishes life was like the Matrix at the moment and reality could be bent or better yet broken!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Stop having a bad breath and calling it Ramadan!