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I **** battered ween all the time. In fact... NUM NUM NUM When you die, I'm going to cut thin strips from your inner thigh meat, salt them, cure them, smoke them and then dehydrate them and make some Torrejerky.

Police officers, as a whole, don't use stress as an excuse. Where are you getting this from? Once again, you are claiming that those jobs are more dangerous by looking at the number of deaths and the number of deaths alone. You can't do that and come up with an accurate representation of the...

Obviously you haven't talked to many people from this forum. Read through the thread again. A lot of people have given serious advice, me being one of them.

What's wrong with ****-battered 'nis?

Actually, I think that cock flesh would be better off being braised in a mixture of lamb demi glace, onion pique and it's own juices, cooked to tender perfection, thinly sliced and served with rosemary/garlic mashed potatoes and a nice cabernet sauvignon.

Yeah, but it's THE BROWNIES!!! :eek:

In a weird way, I DID do something wrong, but the paperwork mistake made it look like I did something wrong on an incorrect date. Even though I went to jail, it's actually a funny story. LOOOOOONG story short... When I got my DUI, my license was suspended for a year. Fast forward a year...

...NOT!!! http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3980182

Well, makes perfect sense to me. LET THE MAN GO!!!

Well, without knowing all of the details involved, it's hard to tell if justice was served or not. But, from going off of what I know...I think he got off lucky. Then again, I don't know exactly what happened when the shooting occured. Either way, he has proven himself to be a problem, which...

Why me? :( I remember hearing about this story when it first happened. You might find this to be interesting... http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/content/oh/media/news/local/072308biehlletters/index.html The guy had a written record of being untrustworthy. In fact, he was on the verge of...

Then who cares if a police officer doesn't have a CHANCE of drowning after they fall off of a boat while they're at work? That argument can work both ways. How are a fisherman's fears a "fact", but the fears of a police officers are "mostly paranoia"...??? Do you think it's paranoia that...

On a Happy Birthday napkin.

Wow, that was definitely unexpected.

When I was in middle school, I had to take Spanish in 7th grade. I hated Spanish, so I spent my time drawing moustaches and weiners on all of the pictures in the book. By the end of the semester, I had drawn on literally every single page in the book. I wonder who got the book after I was...

I think people are confusing prison cells with jail cells here. Anyway, I've never been in a prison cell, but I've spent a few days in a jail cell. I was in jail for 2 days when I got my DUI and another 3 days for a paperwork mistake by the court and the DMV (long story).

They're basing this conclusion on a mere 23 words that were scribbled in the margin of a pre-existing book? HAHAHAHAHA, that's hilarious.

I kind of agree with the record company here. :waits for things to be thrown at him: No? Nothing? Mmmkay... These games wouldn't exist without the music. These games, because of the music and the music alone, have become some of the most popular games in recent history. It's not like...

I stopped reading once I saw that she has a MySpace page. If you have three **** and you also have a MySpace page, something is wrong with you. MySpace is for ****, not for people who have ****. So, no...don't meet her.

Or that hot dog eating Japanese guy. :dunno: Fisherman don't have the chance of getting a *** pulled on them on a daily basis. So, they could always take comfort in knowing that they won't get shot when they go to work.

God exists because people want Him to exist.

I hope she realizes that she is just wasting time and money on this. This isn't going to help anything. Being an original Clevelander, I can say that nobody, absolutely nobody in NE Ohio pays attention to billboards.

Are we the only losers who are on FreeOnes during a Friday night? Yes? Eh, I'm not surprised. I spend more time at home than Tyler Perry spends on TBS commercials, making we wonder, "Who in the FUCK is Tyler Perry and why does he make so much crappy stuff?"

What's a "Miley"...??? Speaking of Fleshlights, I wish I could have a custom made Fleshlight that was shaped like Brad Pitt's ***** highway. That way, I could stick my erect penis inside of it and know what Angelina Jolie's thumb feels like.

You've got a bruise? Oh, poor you. The tip of my penis is still ********. Beat that!

It might turn you on now, but wait until your wife starts suckling my unwashed ball sack and takes a healthy helping of my lumpy cum. It looks like albino caviar with dog slobber in it. It'll probably make you throw up. But, that would be awesome and I'd tell my *** about it.

I would have sex with a she-male, but would the she-male have sex with me? that's the million dollar question.

My cam. Totally my cam. I like the zoom feature it has, where I can get an up-close-and-overly-personal view of the hairs that surround your testicles. It's like looking at a football that is slightly covered in grass.

It had the word "rap" in it...OR...something like that. Well, that narrows it down to about 247,812 websites to choose from.

We know. Pfft...BBBBWWWUUUAHAHAHAHA!!! Everybody's laughing at you!!! :points and laughs:

...no you wouldn't.

Exactly how is this a GOOD story? Explain that to me.

If you're going to use the argument that a death is a death, than you would have to say that eating is extremely dangerous because you could ***** and die. Police officers leave their home with the fear of being shot and ******, even during a "routine" traffic stop. How is that less of a fear...

Leaning Tower Of Pisa... WHY?!?!?!

HA!!! For some reason, "truthy" made me think of that one ****** Guy episode where Brian's girlfriend, Jillian (played by Drew Barrymore) says "truthishly". :1orglaugh I never said that anybody claimed that police officers didn't have a dangerous job. In fact, everybody has been saying...

They didn't blow her off. They just didn't drop everything they were doing to meet her. Why should they make some sort of special arrangement for her? Just because she's Miley Cyrus? I think what they did was fine and she was being a stupid bitchy brat by getting upset about it and talking...

Drivers were on that list. Police officers drive around in cars too, so shouldn't they automatically be on the list as well? That list is going purely on statistics, based on the amount of deaths that occur per 100,000 workers in each individual profession. I have said on many occasions that...

I wasn't getting into some serious argument. I was simply pointing out that that's not what I was talking about. I **** "that that's" type of sentences. They always look and sound wrong.

I'm surprised this thread is still open. :dunno:

That's not what I'm talking about though. Jim Cramer said that he never told people to buy Bear Stearns. Then, The Daily Show played clips of Jim Cramer telling people to buy Bear Stearns, mere weeks before it's stock collapsed. They caught him in a lie and they proved it through video.

I know that you, personally, didn't come up with that list, but... Those jobs are statistically dangerous for various reasons though and should never be compared to being a police officer. For instance... Roofers? Are you serious? You can't honestly compare the dangers involved with roofing...

I know that this is meant to be funny, but it's hilariously true. Good find!

I don't like Radiohead, but they have been one of, if not the least egotistical bands in recent years. They don't act like rock stars and they don't want to be treated like rock stars either. They didn't refuse to meet Miley Cyrus because they thought they were better than her. They refused...

The only reason he went on the show was to try and save face because he knew that The Daily Show was making him look like a hypocritical liar, which, through proof of video, he actually is.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61985920 I don't like Radiohead, but I'm glad that somebody finally said it. Now-a-days, **** grow up thinking that they are automatically entitled to everything, especially when they are ***********. Just because you are on TV and make a ton of money, it...

After only 6 months?!?!?! I don't think your "game" should be your biggest concern.

If that was your *****, I wouldn't surprised that they would be in jail in the first place, judging from your gung-ho, "I'll kick your ass" attitude.

HAHAHAHAHA, that audio is sooooo fake sounding. It's almost as if someone dubbed over audio in order to make the police look even worse. Girl: "You guys have ********** me..." Officer: "Oh God, you got ***** on you..." No, I don't believe it. I call :bs: on this audio.

Me too. I've always found it funny that, even though it's a COMEDY show, they still make some very valid points that make a lot of sense. The same goes for The Colbert Report. Even though they're telling jokes, they still make some extremely thoughtful points. I think that Jon Stewart was...

BUMPITY BUMPERSON... I'm so ***** that I'm watching Nick At Nite, which is showing a Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air marathon, and I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. **** makes everything better. Even Carlton Banks.