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Fuck LeBron James and his bullshit. Yes, he's a good player, but he's more hype than player. The only reason that the Cavs are good is because people actually want to play for the Cavs. It was LeBron's hype that made people want to go to Cleveland to play. Now that the Cavs have a good...

I have to "spread it around" first. Fuckin' stupid :mumble mumble:... Nope, it's still around. I ***** it. Not a lot though. It was just on sale. I got a HUGE tub of it for $8, so I'm set for a while. HAHAHA...TANG.

SIGH...that was sad.

I want AIDS. I think it would make me more fun. Plus, you can't have a better excuse to avoid things with... "Hey, are you coming to my Star Wars party this weekend?" "No, sorry." "Why not? I really want you to come." "Oh...I have AIDS." "Well, I can't argue with that!" :1980's sitcom outro...

That is why that can't ever happen. Who would be watching the ******** for that half hour bus ride?

No, no...that would be my penis.

They might not need the batteries, but they still need the fake rubber penises that they go in.

Def Leppard - Adrenalize (album)

Oh my God Plasma, you just made me laugh/cringe so hard that I snorted Tang out of my nose.

You should've asked if Petra had ever been involved in a "bedroom rodeo". You know, while having doggy-style sex, the guy she's with calls her by his ex-girlfriend's name, holds on for dear life and sees how long he can hang on while she tries to buck him off of her.

9 people...out of multiple number of millions of people. The percentage is so "insignificant" that it's almost zero percent. Not that death is insignificant. I'm just sayin'... I find it kind of funny how ass backwards the regulation of food can be. They inspect restaurants from ceiling to...

I want to run for President. But, I'm going to retract my campaign the night before the election. Why? BECAUSE I'M A MAVERICK!!

The chances of getting seriously ill from consuming food is pretty much non-existent. Food is so safe now-a-days that even the "tainted" foods are still pretty much edible. SHOULD you eat it? NO. Could you eat it? Yeah, probably. You'd actually be surprised at how lack-luster the...

Well, that's totally justifiable. I mean, have you ever eaten a McNugget? They're delicious!!!

Someone needs to make a Motivational Poster with a picture of this incident...

The professor didn't make him stop speaking during his speech. She allowed the student to say whatever he wanted to. How is that a ********* of free speech, if the student was allowed to say whatever he wanted? It is if a professor at a school is genuinely worried that something bad might...

What does it matter if someone is "good" in bed or not? If the person makes you happy, then what the fuck does it matter?

Although I agree that the police should not have been called in this case, I will bring up a hypothetical scenario... Would your feelings about this professor calling the police be the same if this student was found to have had a plot to shoot a bunch of people in his school? The student owned...

There are no "goods" with that idea. If we purposely split our nation into 50 different countries, it would be the worst thing we could possibly do. There are a million different reasons as to why that would be true, but here are just a few... - State (well, in this case, "national") funding...

If by "wink" you meant "gently swaying my naked penis back and forth, like it was dancing at a Phish concert", then YES...you would be correct.

...I know.

It's not about being diverse in the music business. In fact, it's the complete opposite. Today's music producers understand that people will listen to whatever crap they serve them, so they mass produce bullshit because it makes them money. All music is beginning to sound the same, because...

Do you need a running mate?

In a fist fight? Chris Redfield all the way. He fought giant spiders for fuck's sake. Now, if we're talking about who I'd rather make love to? Leon. He just seems like a little bitch and I feel as though I could make him get into whatever position that I wanted him to. Also, he seems like...

^^^^^ I like Stay Puft. :dunno: Umm, this story confuses me. If these guys had their life vests on, they why aren't they floating on the surface? I wonder if they got annoyed with them and took them off, ultimately resulting in their death. Anyway, I don't think that professional athletes...

1. Stop making threads 2. Stop making threads 3. Stop making threads 4. Eat a spoonful of my ***'s cum 5. Stop making threads

You'd be surprised. It's not a really common thing to find in fine dining, but it's not uncommon either. You're right though...it's all about the prep work that is involved and if a restaurant (and it's chef) feels as if the work is really worth such a small portion of meat. I've never worked...

I don't know about that. People say that I resemble a young Optimus Prime.

I don't know if that's true or not, but that's not the issue though. Who owns the rights to the American flag's image? :dunno: EVERYBODY is allowed to display the American flag without having to worry about being asked to take it down. So, how is that any different than The Bill of Rights...

I couldn't agree with that more, but I don't agree with how he wants to BAN the doll. What is that going to solve anyway? There are plenty of other avenues that young girls can be influenced in a highly negative way, especially when it comes to their values of appearance. Bratz Dolls, Hannah...

A few days ago I watched a foreign, Chinese movie called "The King of Masks". Personally, I thought this was a truly inspiring story about the truly important things in life. Here is a link to it's IMDB page... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115669/ In all honesty, I thought this was an...

These are my two favorite news bloopers EVER... #2 of all-time = From my local, hometown Cleveland news channel, a news reporter gets "attacked" by a cat. Her reaction is PRICELESS. #1 of all-time = HAHAHAHAHAHA, that's all I have to say.

Nobody really cares about the WBC. I don't even know why Major League players even bother messing around with it.

I know this might make me sound stupid, but... 9 YEAR OLDS can get pregnant?!?!?!?!

Does anybody listen to Limbaugh? Hell, does anybody even pay attention to what he says? Who the fuck is Rush Limbaugh anyway? He's an attention whore who has a radio show. He's the Howard Stern of politics. Sure, he has a following, but nobody honestly gives a fuck what he has to say about...

I want that sooooo bad. "Honey, I'm getting a little McTired. I think I'm going to get some McZzzzzzs."

They used to have gaming stores inside of the malls back in Cleveland, where people would gather and play those kind of games. It was funny to see how PACKED those stores always were. They had tables set up all inside the store itself and a bunch more set up in the isles.

:dunno: Are you trying to hide your own deep-rooted, erotic, homosexual fantasies by taking it to the extreme and saying that you would **** your *** if he was gay? Because, if so, nobody is buying it, you pansy ass cock gobbler.

All transsexual performers should label themselves as "she-males". That contract's defintion of "talent" doesn't mention "she-males" at all, so, legally, "she-males" would be allowed at the convention. Spread the word.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE... This guy is getting fined, $500/day, for displaying artwork of The Bill of Rights in his business? But, the government is allowed to display The Bill of Rights at the National Archives and Records Administration in the Rotunda for the Charters of...

I just hope he doesn't end up on Da Bears for some God awful reason.

Those guys that you chat with who occasionally don't spend cash... Just wait until they completely stop giving you money all together and see how long you are willing to talk with them for free. It's just like a bartender. If you stop tipping her, she'll stop being so nice to you. :2 cents:

How do you "virtually" date someone? Is that another way of saying "I want to jerk off to a she-male while I watch him or her touch him-or-herself on their webcam"...???

In Cleveland, most people called them "crayfish". But, when I moved out here to Chicago and went to culinary school, you could tell that people from different parts of the country would call them different things. Most of the chefs out here call them crawfish, which still catches me off-guard...

The law is the law, but... ...THE DEATH PENALTY? Iran knows that it's 2009, right? I mean, this isn't 1325 AD where people were ****** for everything they did. That's ridiculous.

You took the words right out of my mo... Oo...OOOOH...ooooh... :worms come out:

You said that 95% of companies weren't hiring, as if you were so sure of yourself, but now you're taking the stand of "I actually still have a job"...??? The reality is that there are plenty of jobs and positions to be filled. It's not a matter of if there are jobs, it's a matter of if people...

You seem to be forgetting that Bill Clinton was one of the most productive Presidents, especially during our lifetime. How is he even close to the worst President ever? :dunno:

95% of companies aren't hiring? HAHAHAHA, dude...you can't be serious. You honestly think that 95% of ALL companies in America aren't hiring? Pfft, no. I take it that you haven't actually looked for a job? Pick up a newspaper, look online, go pound the pavement, open your eyes...there are...

Let me word this another way... One month before the media shouted "ECONOMIC CRISIS" at the top of their lungs, nobody was "hurting". Everybody was living their lives the same way that they always had. But, the very minute that people saw their local newscaster talk about how bad the economy...