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Technically, every country is full of immigrants from one point or another. Why should the US be treating itself any differently than other countries? I have NEVER understood our fucked up views and policies when it comes to ******* immigration. "We are a country of immigrants..." SIGH, so...

HAHAHA, you didn't assume anything? Yet, you say that I "obviously have a personal dislike" of trannies, even though I have never said anything close to that. That's funny. Please show me where I have said anything about a supposed dislike or prejudice against trans-sexuals...

Your assumption that I have a phobia of trannies is making you sound quite nonsensical. I grew up in the city that has the 2nd highest number of gay people per capita in the entire United States and I currently live in Chicago, which is flooded with all types of gender-orientations and...

So, if someone wanted to open a booth that was dedicated to ******* and **** eating, would you feel the same way?

Let's look at something about the metric system that isn't easier... 1 MILE = 5,280 feet (nice even number, not hard to remember) 1 MILE = 1,609.344 meters (HUH?)

Hootie & The Blowfish won Best New Artist. What does that tell you about the award?

I feel the same way. When I have conversations about this with people, I always use the following example... If I, an English speaking person, goes to Spain so I can live there, but I never try and learn Spanish, people aren't going to adjust their lives and adapt to ME and MY language. They...

This morning, I'm starting my day with FreeOnes. So, I don't know if that's good or bad. I haven't decided yet.

It was the morning after a co-worker's wedding. I woke up with a pounding headache, so I went into the bathroom to get some Tylenol. I took the Tylenol, splashed some water on my face and then caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I had ***** EVERYWHERE. Then, I touched my face and it...

I was hoping that it was Pip.

- The flaming bag of **** from Billy Madison - The Predator costume from Predator - Laurence Fishburne's pipe from Higher Learning - The #45 jersey from Rudy - The duct taped version of Petey from Dumb & Dumber

I think it's funny that the dudes who act all disgusted at the mere thought of putting something in their ass, are the same exact dudes who search for Peter North clips so they can jerk off to his huge cum loads. Finger in the butt? GAY HOMOS!!! Watching Peter North stroke his cock to...

I don't know if it's them lying about the chip that people should be upset about. ^^^^^ THAT'S what I'd be upset about.

I've said this before and I'll say it until I die... Apple is a company that does nothing but market completely useless bullshit to trendy idiots. So, what can you really expect? iPods are a cool idea, but they didn't invent that technology or even master it. In fact, there are tons of other...

Is your "period" key broken?

If I got a tattoo like that, I'd pray to God that somebody would beat me to death with an aluminum baseball bat. That tattoo SUCKS. *EDIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I just noticed that Chi-Town is spelled WRONG. It's spelled c-h-i-t-o-N-W on his neck. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I didn't notice that the times needed to be corresponding to Amsterdam's time, so here are the adjusted times (sowwy :()... Guess #1: March 30, 2009 at 12:34PM (Netherlands) Guess #2: April 5, 2009 at 3:37AM (Netherlands) Guess #3: April 6, 2009 at 7:12PM (Netherlands)

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BlueBalls put his penis inside of me once. But, it was just the tip, so it doesn't count.

Why do you care if she watches porn with you? Seriously, what the fuck does that matter? One of two things will happen if your girlfriend watches porn with you... - You pop in Black Cocks, Knee High Socks 4 into your DVD player - You and your girlfriend sit on the couch - You start getting an...

Brian Blessed and BlueBalls have the same intials; B.B. Coincidence or conspiracy?

No anger at all. I just felt like sharing a story that I find to be interesting. No. Like I said, it's funny and ironic that women get all proud when they hear the song, even though it was written by a man who was demanding respect from women. It's funny and ironic to me, in the same sense...

What made you think I was angry and getting all high and mighty? I just find it to be the most ironic thing in the history of music. I just thought I'd share the story, that's all. It's great that women feel empowered by it, but it's ironic that they do.

Aretha Franklin: Respect (The True, Ironic Story) Aretha Franklin, a legendary music artist, is best known for her smash hit "Respect". The song was recorded in 1967 by Aretha Franklin in a New York studio, backed vocally by her two sisters, Carolyn and Erma. The song was released in April of...

Debbie Does Dallas + Alice In Wonderland = Debbie Does Alice In Wonderland Debbie, a horny cheerleader from Dallas, TX, has a ***** one night about a fantastical world; Wonderland. In her *****, she meets a crazy man called The Mad Hatter. The Mad Hatter likes hats. In fact, he likes them...

You know what? I don't know. You'd think it would be, considering Chicago has a town called BOYS TOWN.

Guess #1: March 30, 2009 at 6:34AM CST Guess #2: April 4, 2009 at 9:37PM CST Guess #3: April 6, 2009 at 1:12PM CST Question...do we get bonus points if we guess WHO makes the 3,000,000th post? If so... I predict that Senob44 makes his triumphant return to FreeOnes by making the 3,000,000th post.

I don't follow hockey, but since the Devils played the Blackhawks last night, Martin Brodeur's record-breaking game was all over the news. From what I heard, he is probably the best ever. He has the most wins, an amazing winning percentage, the 2nd most playoff wins (I think) and 3 Stanley...

Me. You know the Guns N Roses song, Welcome to the Jungle? It's a common misconception to believe that the song was written about Hollywood, when, in fact, Axl Rose wrote that song after I showed him my pubic bush.

Chinese Beef Broccoli Ingredients 1 lb round steak, cut into 1/4" wide x 1" long strips 3-4 cups fresh broccoli, stems and all, cut into 1" pieces (frozen is fine) 1 C beef broth 1/4 C sesame seeds (optional) 2 TBL sugar 2 1/2 TBL soy sauce 1 TBL fresh ginger, grated (DO NOT substitute...

Kind of like how Americans have to deal with people speaking other countries' languages? Try dealing with that on a daily basis and then tell me how annoying our system of measurement is, because it won't compare. "Hey Jose, where is the chicken?" "Que?" "Where is the chicken?" "Que?" "SIGH...

My ***'s are pretty decent.

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3041420&postcount=2 That's fucking funny. I tried to rep you, but the rep gods have forbidden me to do so at the moment.

It doesn't say anything about taking a dump in it though. FREE FOR ALL!!!

I prefer FreeOnes' ****** site... OnlyFreeForAWeekThenEverythingCostsMoneyOnes.com

So, nobody plays this game but us, huh? Either we're that awesome or we're that sucky. Either way...I'LL TAKE IT!!!

Not the best of all-time, but I think it's awesome. Sage Francis - Personal Journals http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4vVH3hBfs4&feature=related Meet me at the fork in the road where the lost souls get indecisive Meet me at the crossroads, so I can have someone to walk into the light with

Hmm... "If they're old enough crap, they're old enough to tap!" "If they're old enough to spray, they're old enough to lay!" "If they're old enough to have explosive diarrhea, they're old enough to...eh, nevermind."

I think THIS is how he should die.

"If they're old enough to ****, they're old enough to hit!"

I would like less stuff to be up your alley and more stuff to be up your butthole.

We started talking about this in another thread. I don't want to repeat everything I've said, so you can skim through this thread for my answer... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=285241 Oh, and Chi Town kind of sucks right now. It's too hot and windy.

Mmm, why am I hungry? "If they're old enough to ***, they're old enough for me!"

So is the system we already have in place. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I'm actually somewhat lucky, because I have to know portions of the metric system. I need to know conversions when it comes to the weight of food and the amount of liquids for when I place orders. Even though I KNOW...

The guy that goes "YEEEAH DUUUUDE" from Bang Bus. I want him to **** me up so I could pound the side of his neck with a newly purchased hammer.

Yeah, that makes me want to join your website. :rolleyes:

In the United States? NOT the metric system.

Re: American Legion Strongly Opposed to President's Plan to Charge Wounded Heroes for Soldiers are bound by local laws too. Soldiers can't just do what they want when they're "home". They are still bound by local, state and federal laws, just like police officers. I think I just have a very...

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

Wow, no one has been the douche nozzle that's said "I GET HIGH ON LIFE" yet?