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Can one of the FreeOnes Team Members change bigbadbrody's username to bigBANNEDbrody? You know, just for shits and giggles.

So, if somebody walked into your home and ******** ******** your wife and ****, you would still respect them? :dunno:

Does kissing make sense? Honestly, does it? I mean, sure...it feels pretty cool and it's fun to do, but why is kissing something that tells somebody else that you are attracted to them? Dogs sniff butts. People touch lips. It's weird, you know? I mean, we frequently touch other body parts...

Because Jay-Z sucks. People are robots and will like anything that's popular. Most popular things suck, like Jay-Z.

That movie was surprisingly awesome. :thumbsup:

The point he was making is that not respecting porn stars, but whacking off to them, is hypocritical, as if we have to respect somebody if we beat our cocks around to their picture. Here's a question... You say that everybody deserves respect until they do something to lose it. Why should...

You can delete absolutely everything that shows up in your "temp" folders. They're just temporary files that are kept on your computer in order to help it run faster. You can set your computer up to automatically delete those files everytime you close your internet browser. That's what I do.

That's really good handwriting.

I'd type something more interesting, but I'm laughing so hard and I can't concentrate...

Well, just because I don't respect somebody until they earn it, doesn't mean that I DISrespect them up until that point (if it comes). To me, I can't say that everyone deserves respect or should even start out with having my respect. If that was the case (and this is in my opinion), that would...

That's like asking for someone to find you music that has sounds in it.

How so? Just because you whack off to a naked girl doesn't mean that you have to respect her. Or, to even relate that to "real life", you don't have to respect a woman to have sex with her. You SHOULD, but you don't have to. There's nothing hypocritical or disturbing about that at all. And...

A '98 Dodge Caravan, forest green with tan interior. Oh, and I'd want black, spraypainted hub caps. Why? Because I'd be rich and I could do whatever I wanted. Like, owning a stupid car. Who is going to make fun of me? I'd be rich, so fuck 'em.

For having the last page on the internet, you would think they would try to avoid stupid mistakes... I believe it's "Pete's sake", with a capital "P". Jerks.

It has your taste in hats? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry about the penis. I feel your pain. Your small, insignificantly sized pain.

Apparently, people our age (I'm 27) have LOTS of sex. So, why aren't I having any of it?

Do they get into what? Eh, I don't care. I **** Ohio State so I hope they lose whatever it is that we're talking about here.

There's racism that appears on the forum, but the Mods are usually pretty good about banning those members right away. But, for the most part, it's a pretty clean site. Compared to other forums, this is one of the cleanest I've seen, as far as racism goes.

Great, then she'll have a freshly emptied bunghole that she can refill with some stranger's penis. That sounds...good?

Exactly. I don't cook food for a living because I care that Joe Schmo and his ****** have a good meal. I cook food for a living because it's how I can get paid. Except for Hollywood actresses don't let random strangers fuck them in the ass, shoot cum in their hair and video tape the whole...

The Chefhole is fine. Back to normal, I would say. Now, the throat is a different story. Apparently, frequent ***** attacks can make for a sore throat. My voice sounds like Chevy Chase, after he's been violently beaten in the stomach with a wiffle ball bat wrapped in duct tape.

That's what I was thinking. It might as well say "****: At least you'll enjoy it!" Yeah, I'm surprised that all of the jailbait ones aren't deleted. I mean, those girls probably are of age, but some of them look pretty young. Plus, the one where the girl (who is obviously a *****) is...

HAHAHAHAHA, look how old the *** in the red looks compared to everyone else (the one with the yellow **** on his neck). I bet he got held back...that retard.

Notice the default "dude" haircut that he has. What a tool.

This is the USA. If Tiger Woods is "black", then anybody can be black. Fuck it, I'm converting to a black guy next week. I might get treated differently, stared at everytime I walk into a 7/11 and start ******** more Grape *****, but at least my penis will get huge.

I'm ****. I got a migraine last night and I've been throwing up ever since. It's nice though. I mean, I'm losing weight, so that's nice. Plus, my bathroom smells. So, that's good. Also, I'm watching Frasier and Daphne is giving my cock a hard time. HE HE HE, pun intended.

You can't be gay unless you look FAB-U-LUZZ. Didn't you know that? Sheesh! That is the best concept for a TV show...EVER.

That's funny. She threw up and failed multiple field sobriety tests, but she was barely over the legal limit? What a light weight. I blew a .212 when I got a DUI. BEAT THAT!!! WOOOOOO!!! :shoots guns into the air:

Campbell's Soup and other companies that mass produce canned goods. They're relatively cheap, plus, people buy canned goods when they fear that the end of the world is on the horizon. Since people are over-reactive morons, canned goods are flying off the shelves. It's funny too, because the...

These are just some funny/weird pictures that have been found on Google Street View. http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/eye_candy_the_best_of_google_s.php

The food companies that had tainted products publicly recalled the tainted items. Legally, they don't even have to do such a thing. All of those tainted products have been pulled from the shelves of stores. If a store doesn't abide by the recall and someone gets sick from eating tainted food...

Exactly. It's just something for people to bitch about, even though we're not even CLOSE to becoming a socialist nation. Also, why **** on socialism so much? Is what we're currently doing any better? I mean...come on.

I wish I was still a virgin. If I could turn back time (Cher)...

I usually take an hour or so and beat my cock around like I'm mad at it. Then, I'll take a shower, crack open some beers and end up ****** a little.

LeBron doesn't play during every single minute of every single game. When LeBron doesn't play, the Cavs still do good. Meaning? LeBron isn't why the Cavs are good. People used to say that Tracy McGrady was the reason that the Rockets were as good as they were. Tracy McGrady has only played...

Could you **** ME? Fuck, I want to die after watching that. So, chop me up Hed. Grab an axe and have at me...

No. You can't sue someone for getting sick after you've willingly eaten their product. Also, the fact that your friend STOLE it completely ruins any case that you could possibly have. That's like saying... "I stole a car and when I was driving down the road, the brakes gave out and I crashed...

She might SAY that she doesn't want another guy now, but give it some time. Once she sees you with another woman, she'll probably get it in her head that you "owe her one" and end up asking for a dude to join at some point down the road. Good luck with all of this, but don't be surprised if...

When LeBron isn't in the Cavs' lineup, they're still a GOOD team. It's not that hard to understand. LeBron is good, but he's not the savior that everyone likes to think that he is. The Cavs probably would sweep the Bulls, but not because of LeBron.

I take it that English isn't your first language? I would recommend not doing it. Why would you want to share your girlfriend anyway? I will NEVER understand that. Anyway, if she likes it, she'll want to do it more. As you continue to do it more, she'll eventually ask if another dude can...

You know, of all the times that I've seen people play it...I still don't understand what the fucking point is. Tools.

In said video, does she have sex with the dishes, ooooor... If so, then, kudos Ms. Hartley. You are a sexual pioneer.

If you go to certain parts of Texas and you want a Mountain Dew, you need to ask for a ****. Does that make any sense at all?!?!?! No, it doesn't. But, when I was there, it seemed that everything was ****. :dunno:

The best player in the NBA? No, not a chance. Wade is a much better overall player. Kobe is a much better overall player. Howard DOMINATES games just as much, if not more than LeBron does. LeBron is good, but he's extremely over-rated. Sure, he puts up pretty numbers, but he hardly ever...

They don't look at porn. They think of me, butt naked, covered in vanilla pudding, spread eagle on a freshly vacuumed bear skin rug, slowly massaging the shaft of my penis while I look at an Ace Hardware catalog.

If you can get a friend or a ****** member to watch your ********, then the government isn't going to pay to have a nanny watch them.

I haven't generated a turd yet. I'm scared for when I do though. The Chefhole is going to be PISSED when it realizes what it has to pass through itself. I'll probably get a contact ***** from the fumes. Much like your...lingering proof? So, my PS3 is sucking a cock. When I hook up to the...

I drank some beers last night to pass the time. I ended up ******** so much **** that it's made my butthole emit some stinky stinks this morning. My apartment smells like a dog food factory. Huh? What is this? Where I am? Where are these words coming from?

Yo!!!

Hotel For Dogs + Big ***** = Hotel For Big ***** Adam Sandler stars in this magical comedy, based loosely on the hardcore pornographic film, "Mr. Jones Gets His Dick Sucked And The Ho-Tel Errybody." Sandler plays Jeff Jones, a washed-up baseball player who needs some direction in life. After...