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How am I hiding? What did I say that makes you think that I'M a racist? Please point out anything I have said that would make ME, as an individual, a racist. Seriously, please find the exact thing that I said which would make anybody think that I'M a racist and quote it for me. If you're...

I wasn't quoting anybody. Sometimes I put quotes around words like that because I picture myself using finger quotes when I'm "saying" them. See, like that. :rolleyes:

Yes, but you're not allowed to remove the pubic hairs. Not only do they add an interesting texture, but I just want you to eat pubic hair.

Who is talking about racism or patriotism here? Not everyone that is being kept in Guantanamo Bay is innocent, like some of the media would like you to believe. How do you know that the people who were/are being ******** are innocent? PS - I think it's funny how you're calling out the United...

That's kind of a long time. Philbert made a point to say that she is probably attracted to assholes. If she's been with this jerkoff for a year or so, he's probably right. Sure, you might treat her really nice and you might be a great guy, but if she's been dating an asshole for a year or...

Isn't this common sense? Religion offers you something to look forward to when you die. In other words, it makes your day and all of the hardships, bullshit and overall pain you go through each and every day seem "worth it". So, in low-income, "poor" neighborhoods, it would only make sense...

Yeah, but I save up all the tears and use them as lube when I stroke my junk. It saves money on lotions and stuff.

Mmm, maybe both at the same time? Like a sandwich, only with two pieces of man-bread and a nice thick slab of man-meat? Perhaps, THREE slices of man-meat? Oh God, I'm going to have to touch BlueBalls' penis...aren't I?

Well, I DO like to dip my balls into everything I make. It cuts down on the usage of salt...

Unfortunately, that doesn't really help you. If she really cared about how she gets treated, she wouldn't be dating a scumbag. You know what I mean? I know that I throw some jokes around on the forum and say some things that could be viewed as disrespectful towards women, but in real life, I...

Here's a clip from PTI, talking about this story. They both make very valid points, even though they have completely opposite points of view. It's interesting...

9/11? Worst thing to ever happen in this country? Remember that? And, who is to say that the people getting ******** were innocent? He was burned alive. I'm pretty sure that's the definition of *******. :2 cents:

#8 looks like Abe from the Oddworld video games. http://www.ps3pad.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/oddworld_abe.jpg

HAHAHA, oh dear God, please don't encourage it.

Expect a good number of people to quote this exact part of your post and tell you that ******* is never justified. But, then go into the thread about the ****** who poured gasoline all over the man who ***** her ********, burning him alive, and notice how the same people that tell you that...

Re: Pornstars who look like *********** I can't tell... :imagines Chris Brown's fist in her face: Yeah, yeah, now I see it. They DO look alike!!!

No, I chuckled a little bit too. I just pictured a really old lady getting beaten with whips and...well, the laughter naturally ensued. ANYWHO... After reading this story, I have come to the conclusion that nobody, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY, has any room to bitch about the US and our legal system.

So, you quoted MY post so you could respond to what SOMEBODY ELSE said? HAHAHAHA, nice try. Backpedal all you want, but I don't believe you. Oh, and LeBron won't win **** this year. No MVP, no Finals, nothing. Unless you count video games. I mean, he IS LeBron "Video Game" James, right...

Well, if it's "just sex", why don't people say things like that? I just find it to be kind of funny.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3965039 The funniest thing about this whole story is how the guy spelled retarded wrong... HAHAHAHAHA!!! But, all hilarious mistakes aside, he shouldn't have been fired for that. What a shitty reason to take someone's job from them. Should he...

^^^^^ HA!!! Nice custom title!!!

I hadn't been to ***** all night before I posted this. And, to me, it doesn't make sense. Not that it's a big deal or anything, but it doesn't make sense. A lot of things about life don't make sense, but kissing is confusing. We touch lips with another person and move them all around...

Eh, no way. Greatest of all-time? LeBron is good, but not nearly that good. There's players that are currently in the league who are better than LeBron, not to mention the crap load of people from that past that are better than him.

Shouldn't the message be... "Don't drive like a fucking jackass"...???

http://www.comcast.net/sports/russakoffrules/25756/runningwithscissors/ Umm, WHAT? I wonder what he did to get his girlfriend to want to stab him with scissors and a *****...

Huh? I wasn't bashing anything you said. You paid $20 to meet somebody. Of course they're going to act nice. I wasn't ripping on you or trying to put you down. Relax.

I'm an idiot? First of all, it's "you'RE", not "your". I'd point out all of your other spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, but I don't want to get carpal tunnel. Secondly, when the fuck did I mention Kobe Bryant in that post? You're so desperate in trying to defend your precious LeBron...

He averages 37.5 minutes per game this year. That's almost 11 minutes of bench time, which is nearly 1/4 of the entire game (23%). That's like sitting out a whole entire quarter, which is A LOT. Yet, the Cavs still do pretty damn good without him. And, let's take a look at his playoff...

...then why is it that when you ask someone how many people they've had sex with, their response is usually "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS"...??? I mean, it's "just sex", so what's the big deal? If you honestly believe that it's "just sex" and that people shouldn't be judged or treated...

We should start calling it something else and see if it catches on... - Fizz Bang - Bubbly ***** - Super Cool Fun Juice - Dave Burba - Tooth Rotter - Mr. Pibb (What? That one's already taken? God damnit...) - Gnarly Nectar :dunno:

Here in Chicago, we don't have a different sort of language. We just have a cool accent. When I first moved here, I learned something... You can tell if someone is originally from Chicago by the way they say Chicago. If they say "Chi-CAH-go", they aren't from here. But, if they say...

Mmm, that's my favorite kind of hand holding.

Damn, she's hot.

Well, if your haircut is NEARLY similar than it's not exactly the same. So, I guess that makes you NEARLY a tool, but not quite a tool? :dunno:

There's only one way to find out... If you stop coming around, I'll call the police and tell them where to find your body.

Where'd you hear that? People are talking about us? They better not be talkin' ****. Homey don't play dat!!!

Geoff, with a "G".

The movie sucks, but THIS SCENE from Freddy Got Fingered is fucking hilarious. "You're FUCKING FIRED, BOB!!!" - (the scene starts about 2 minutes into the video)

The most beautiful woman...of ALL-TIME? No, no, no, no. The most beautiful woman of all-time is that lady who played the motherly figure on The Facts of Life. Ironically, that IS a fact of life and we're all going to have to deal with it.

I'm with everyone else...no one has ever complained about this before. I get spam e-mails from all over the place, even on e-mail addresses that I've never registered to any website. FreeOnes is the least of your worries when it comes to spamming.

Re: ********* bra sizes Wow, this thread is 8 years old. That's like half a Hannah Montana.

No, see... Roald is Petra, but Petra is FreeOnes. FreeOnes is sometimes Roald, but rorys is usually FreeOnes. Then, when Petra isn't FreeOnes, Roald and rorys get together during full moons and they're Petra then. Get it?

Because I'm a grown man and I can do what I want. Well, except for have sex with Kelly Clarkson. I'll never get to do that. I mean, I really, really want to...but we all know that it won't happen. Sure, I might meet her someday, but she'll certainly not be wanting to have sex with me, that's...

How does it ****?

How many girls would fuck a guy who drove that? Without getting paid that is...:dunno: I mean, I'd probably dish out a handjob if a dude drove that car, but I wouldn't allow any sort of insertion. Well, maybe mouth insertion, if he was cute enough. But, that's about it.

Is that some new-fangled slang for masturbating?

Wow, this thread has been "********" for a while and it makes me jealous. Nobody has had trouble ******** and felt like posting about it since Thanksgiving? Shiet... It's currently 7:03AM CST and I am still wide awake. I have been throwing up for a while, so I figured that I should be tired...

I would be the friendliest woman you've ever met if you gave me $20 just to meet me too. And, I'm not even a woman!!! The last statement has yet to verified by scientific evidence.

But holding hands (which is nothing more than prolonged handshake) is extremely intimate. It's fucking WEIRD MAAAAAN!!! There are plenty of cultures in which people kiss on first sight. It's not a deeply sexual kiss, but it's still a kiss. I don't know...people fucking confuse me and the...

Who's comparing porn stars to ********* here? :dunno: Personally, I only respect people who deserve it. How am I supposed to respect someone, based on the fact that they fuck on camera for a living, not knowing anything else about them? Do I disrespect porn stars for what they do? No. Do I...