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It's sad, but that was THE main reason I liked going to Cedar Point. I didn't give a **** about riding the Raptor or the Magnum...I just wanted some fucking fries.

Burgers 1. Kuma's Corner - It's a local bar here in Chicago. It's weird, because the bar plays heavy metal music all the time, but their food is fucking awesome. It's such a weird combo. For everyone who lives in Chicago, GO EAT THERE. As a chef, I would highly recommend their burgers...

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAAAAAAN...no. ...eaten a crayon?

Shia LaBeouf. I want to slap the fuck out of his face and call him a bitch. How many windows are in your house/apartment?

Look at the dude who is right in front of that girl and look how intently focused he is on his creepy staring. PS - You can tell that picture is photoshopped. Nobody is looking at the girl, well, except for the baby...which is weird.

Kelly Clarkson, hands down. 2nd place: Carrie Underwood. If you were in a band, what would your band's name be?

Who are the men and do my eyes have to be open? ...eat a stack of pancakes that were made from dandruff and bear semen?

No. What's a girlfriend? ...let a pizza sit out on the counter, over night, and then eaten it the next day?

I know, right? God forbid the day that he says that something is "gay". All hell will break lose.

HAHAHAHA, UPSET BAY-BEE!!! Go Vikings!!!

I **** that my country doesn't have you in it. Seriously, have you looked at yourself in the mirror? You make a lot of other sexy women look like female Shreks. You're so hot that I want to puree you up in a blender, pour you into a frosty mug and ***** you like a milkshake. I know that...

Hmm, Clapton is good. Even though I'm not a fan of hip-hop music, or Jay-Z as an individual, Jay-Z: Unplugged is pretty good. I like Sevendust's acoustic album too. But, my personal favorite is Alice In Chains: Unplugged.

Wow, you're taking this to heart for some reason. I wasn't aware that we were in some sort of heated, animalistic argument with one another. Allow me to say this...I **** Elvis. I think he sucks and I'm not fan. As an individual, as a person, Elvis doesn't compare with somebody like Albert...

Well, you're not missing much. Taco Bell is only good for two things... 1) A cheap meal at 2AM after a ******* adventure 2) Making you ****

That's very true. Our country divides itself when it comes to politics. Ironically, I thought that politicians were supposed to be helping our country come together, as one...hmm.

Listening to a song can make someone cry. Some people don't even cry when their parents die. Explain to me how that isn't a "major impact". In your words, you said... How is creating and controlling a person's emotions on a daily basis NOT a "major impact"...??? Just because a musician...

No, that's exactly what this topic is about. You asked why we (Americans) idolized people like Elvis Presley. You even said the following in your original post... Also, the major advancements in the United States' feminist movement occured in the late 60's and 70's. It was during that time...

Hungry Jacks?!?!?!?! What do they call Taco Bells? Starving Pedros?

Once again, are you serious? I started a thread about Aretha Franklin's song "Respect" a few days ago and told the true story behind it. "Respect" was one of the main catalysts for the entire feminist movement in the United States. The release of that song single handedly helped fuel the fire...

The dog is in a better place. And, by "better place", I don't mean Heaven. I just mean that it doesn't have to live with Oprah and hear her bullshit anymore.

I thought this thread would be more sexual. But, I guess an ACTUAL pink elephant is cool too. Although, from looking at it, I would say that it's more of a carnation elephant.

I **** the hypocrisy that is shown on a daily basis by our citizens and our government. I'm sure it happens everywhere, but that's what I **** about the United States.

HA HA!!! You're a neeeeerd. (Nelson Muntz) No, but here... The Period Table Of Final Fantasy Characters Why did I post this in the Funny Pictures section? There's nothing funny about this. It's just...nerdy.

People say that using metric is always easier and more simple to use. If you were to convert a mile to kilometers, instead of feet, the result is 1,609.344 meters, which is far from a simple, easy to use number. I don't know why I just thought of this, but... If the US converted to using the...

Let me come over and I'll spit all over her butthole for you. Seriously though, just lube her up. I'm assuming that since she asked for it, she's had things in her ass before. So, lube her up and slip your tip in her butt.

I don't understand why a lot of people (in my experience) think that White Castle is crappy and for poor people. Their burgers are SOLID. Personally, I think that's how burgers should be. Small, bite sized, delicious little packages of flavor.

- Is there a Peter South? - If you and our beloved Roald got into a swordfight with your penises, who would win?

Re: American Legion Strongly Opposed to President's Plan to Charge Wounded Heroes for I think you're missing my point. Allow me to produce a hypothetical scenario to illustrate what I'm trying to say... Joe Schmuckatelly joins the Army. He goes through boot camp and becomes a soldier...

Are you serious? Do you have any idea how powerful music can be? Music is the universal language that everyone can understand. Music is a powerful tool that can be used to send strong messages of faith, hope and love. Music is so powerful that people often turn to it in times of need...

Re: American Legion Strongly Opposed to President's Plan to Charge Wounded Heroes for Not every single person who joins the Armed ****** has to worry about that. That's my point. Not to discount anything that they are doing, but some people who are members of the US Armed ****** never see a...

Here is a hilarious clip of old school Edge and Kurt Angle... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssqbxsGY4R8

It's funny... President Bush doesn't try and do **** for our environment and people complain. President Obama tries to do something for our environment and...people complain. Isn't America wonderful?

I agree with that. I don't watch the Simpsons on a regular basis, but when I do catch an episode, they're still pretty funny. It's not like I sit there with a blank, unamused face the whole time. I still laugh because it's still funny. But, there was a huge uprising with the "SIMPSON'S SUCK...

No problem. It happens. That's very true. But those are the popular markets. And, in all honesty (besides myself), what guy isn't going to like lesbian porn? It's just socially acceptable, for the most part, to have gay porn, so most guys won't care about that either. Trans-sexuals are...

I don't know. Let's just give him Gonzaga and call it a day.

Exactly. If I illegally transfer myself to France and live off of their land, food, jobs and finance, they would treat me like **** and ban me from the country if they found out. But, people who do that here in America are treated as if they are helpless, suffering, innocent angels and are...

I think Rush Limbaugh needs to sit on a rubber cock.

Re: American Legion Strongly Opposed to President's Plan to Charge Wounded Heroes for Question: Why should a veteran, just because they are a veteran and for no other reason, be entitled to anything more than every other United States citizen who works for a living?

I **** how people talk about the "value" of a dollar. Do you know how much a dollar bill was worth in 1947? A dollar. Do you know how much a dollar bill is worth today? A dollar.

Cleveland State University

Aaaaah, but do you feel as good as you did ELEVEN years ago?

I feel the same way. I'm 27 and I feel beaten down. It's hard to get up every morning and it's even harder to fall ****** at night. Does it make sense? FUCK NO. But, it's my life and I guess I have to deal with it. Life sucks. I just wish it would start sucking my balls so I could at...

Every single fight in my high school went EXACTLY like this... - Somebody starts talking ****, for whatever reason - The other dude stares at him and says, "WHAT? WHAT?" - The dude who started the fight responds with "DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING!" - The other dude continues to stare and...

THIS is all I have to say about immigration...

Just for conversation's sake... What exactly about standing in a room full of masturbating dudes and jerking off onto a random girl dignifying? :dunno:

I might sit on your ween, I may not. Chances are...not. It all depends on how good my sub is. Now, I'm wondering if I should go with the broiled chiken or the roast beef, so it can remind me eating pussy.

Mojito? MoHEEEEtooooeeees...I might make some of those tonight. Part girly, part delicious, part *****...works for ME!!! Now, I just have to figure out what to do for dinner; sub sandwich or leftover pizza...

To give? $30 or so. To receive? At least $7,000.

It's nice today. 36 degrees, nice breeze, not too sunny, not too cloudy, nice. Plus, I'll be getting some **** in a minute, so that will make everything even more awesomey. How goes it in your parts?

Kudos to the person who said that (in the article). Just because you have the title of "sex offender" doesn't necessarily mean that you did something inhumane and unjust. An 18 year old male who has consensual sex with his long-term, 16 year old girlfriend can technically be arrested for...