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You haven't taken **** from me, especially my virginity I'm saving that for your ******, I think that bitch is really into me She's always giving me the look and giving me the eye I bet I make her pussy wet, every time I walk on by And how can I have 8 broken legs? I'm not a fucking spider I...

I'll only fuck on the first date if I'm out with your *** Her pussy is the target and my dick is the bomb In fact, she calls my penis Mr. Ted Kaczynski Because I have an explosive package that makes her scream, "I love it when it goes in me!!!" Your rhymes are incoherent, like the ramblings of...

Dawn?!?!?! You're alive!!!

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/032309dnmetradiocodes.3d76b7a.html?nTar=OPUR I thought police departments used "code" to avoid any confusion from mumbled words, misinterpretations, etc. That's why police officers don't say letters when they read license plate...

http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=927371 What a SHITTY way to lose a game, but they did break the rules. It's nobody's fault but their own.

I don't like how my country (USA) is viewed as being the bad guy and that we are scum, but...everybody moves here? I **** our lack of immigration control and our open policy to accepting almost everybody into this country, whether they're legal citizens or not.

But, Bin Laden openly admitted that he was responsible for 9/11.

No, but I wouldn't be surprised if my fucking slutty bitch of an ex-girlfriend ended up fucking some random ass people on camera for money.

I'm right here ****** fucker, I just took a vacation I needed a break from your verbal masturbation Your rhymes never make sense, like "chef you just swizzle stick" I bet it's hard for you to get laid, you know, with your little dick Your dick is so small, it looks like a mouse wearing a hat I...

Yes, I do... I like to smack around my Chronicles Or RidDICK until it explodes enough semen to fill a Boiler Room. Chicka-chick-AAAAAH!!! Psst, he was in both of those movies. He was also in The Pacifier, but we won't talk about that here.

I wish...I haven't had sex since Bush's first term. SIGH, 2002 seems so long ago, you know? FUCK!!! I wish I could suck my own weiner. At least I'd be getting head on a regular basis. But, it's cool that you can shoot your spunk so far. I didn't know you have a Vin Diesel poster...

Really? I usually get it right in my mouth. I must have better aim than you.

:1orglaugh I just hope that you don't frequently bust a load in rooms with ceiling fans. I mean...that could get messy! What, did you do that in a Big Wheel? :rofl:

I have a good pop. While having sex with my girlfriend (ex now) I would often shoot past her head when I would pull out and let loose. Then, some of it would get in her hair and she would get all pissed at me, like I'm supposed to give a ****, you know? But, then I'd serve her a bowl of ice...

My high school. FUCK, there was this one girl who had so much hair that her forearms had a 5 o'clock shadow. I can't even imagine what her pussy circle looked like.

That's a good point. There are situations where people just work at their job because they need the money and nothing more. But, often times, people choose a career that fits their personality. Personally, I wouldn't date a girl if she had a job or hobby that I found to be inappropriate...

Compare the danger of a fisherman and being a cop in California. If you look at just the deaths, you don't get a valid representation of danger. There are estimates that smoking ***** over 400,000 people each year, but you can't say that someone who smokes has a more dangerous life than a...

...and a fabulous ass.

They're called "genes" and they decide what our bodies are going to look like.

So THAT'S where Senob's been hiding...

I feel like this thread needs a hug.

Personally, I find it to be a huge turn OFF. My ex would occasionally smoke and I couldn't even look at her when she did it. She looked stupid and gross, she smelled stupid and gross and the taste was fucking disgusting.

When did I say that nothing was truly wrong until the government acknowledges it? I said that the first step in solving a problem is acknowledging that you have one. It's sort of like AA. Step 1: Admitting you have a problem. Since nobody in the government told the truth and lied to it's...

Apparently, you've never seen I Know What You Did Last Summer. :1orglaugh When was the last time you saw a fisherman get gunned down for doing their job and taking scumbags off of our streets? Same goes for fishermen.

If he truly thought this was a problem and wasn't looking out for his own ass, he would've been a man about it, done what he is supposed to do (the right thing) and went public with the inhumanity of Guantanamo. Instead, he kept quiet for years until Bush was out of office and he was at...

I fixed the thread title. ...he said, right before he burned in Hell.

What a fucking HYPOCRITE. What about HIS responsibility of leadership? He knew this fucking **** was going on and he waits until now to say something about it? Why didn't he say something about it years ago? What a fucking asshole, this guy. Nice way to try and make yourself look like a...

For ONLY $24?!?!?! I live in one of the most expensive cities in this country (Chicago) and I pay around $17-18 for a case of 24 beers. Damn...

The phone number?

Well, at least they're not fisherman, because then they could've had a dangerous job. ;)

Cat Stevens? :rubs eyes: Nope, I'm not that *****. I really am reading Cat Stevens lyrics on FreeOnes. Well, I'll be a *** of a...

You're getting crap because a lot of people think it's annoying when new girls (who aren't OCSMs) come onto this site and start promoting themselves, trying to get money. Personally, I find it to be really annoying, but I'm not going to bad mouth you for it. Just let those comments roll off of...

I, personally, don't think a ****** is more tragic just because someone is attractive, but... That's definitely how it's marketed in the media.

Try living in an apartment complex. People will sit downstairs and keep their finger on my buzzer (which is LOUD) until I go downstairs to see who it is. Then, I see them holding some magazines in their hands, turn around, walk away and then they start hollering at me..."HEY!!! HEY YO...

This thread is retar...

That reminds me of a place called Skyline Chili. Everybody in Ohio fucking LOVES this ****. It's really big in the Cincinnati area and it eventually started appearing in the Cleveland area, where I grew up. One of my friends used to rave about this place, saying it was the best chili in the...

I have NO idea.

Well, to compare that chart with the actual crime statistics, I would say that it's pretty justified. http://www.disastercenter.com/crime/uscrime.htm That's a very good point. Not every person who is arrested today will be getting arrested for a crime that they just committed. They could've...

Crystal Pepsi was awesome. Look at the picture...when the FUCK did they release ICE CREAM Pepsi?

Was that a REAL cereal?

Why would they fire every single teacher and then RE-HIRE some of them? All that tells me is that the school board doesn't keep an eye on the teachers that are employed within their jurisdiction, so, in order to actually get to know their teachers, they are making them go through the...

The only "shock" that I've ever felt was from a muscle stimulator. My friend got into a bad accident a few years ago and he has a few metal pieces and parts in his back. Overall, his back is pretty fucked up. Anyway, he has a muscle stimulator to help "massage" and relax his back muscles when...

Well, initially I was trying to get him to suck my balls, but when I noticed that he wasn't going for it, I changed gears and just pretended like I was showing him my pubic hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5jNnDMfxA

I work in the restaurant industry, which has nearly a 100% turnover rate. So, to me, it seems like everybody loses their job everyday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47EUaIFrdQ&feature=related I'm sorry, but after I saw this on TV, I just wanted spread the complete opposite of joy by showing everyone how ridiculously annoying this is.

Fucking scumbags. This is how we let people act in our society. It's sick.

I don't want to be "that" guy, but why is this supposed to be surprising? Just because they are soldiers, are we supposed to look at their suicide rate as something that's more tragic than the suicide rate for regular US citizens? http://articles.latimes.com/2008/oct/21/science/sci-suicide21...

ChefChiTown's Tasteless Joke Of The Day Just another reason not to buy a PT Cruiser.

I don't know what's going on in here, but it's scaring the HELL out of me...