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Detroit and Arizona for the World Series.

"Big Gulps huh? Well alright."-Dumb and Dumber

Dude you could put Ann B. Davis aka Alice from the Brady Bunch Against Sasha Grey, I am still not picking Sasha Grey for anything.

Hmmm Bane is chemically enhanced while Juggernaut is cosmically enhanced by the Gem of Cyrotak. That would be a tough one, but I would have to go with Juggernaut.

That one album Offspring did were they ripped off songs like Life Goes On by the Beatles and Hold on Loosely by 38 Special and changed the lyrics around, those guys suck the sweat off a dead mans balls, actually the lead singer does.

If you say me, you can have a ***** over at my place and we can play night crawlers like we used to, right Dirk!

Wow breaking news that you reported on from well over a year ago, way to go there Micky Spillane.

September 30, 2011- I got up brushed my teeth, took a shower, got dressed, went to work, thinking about what I should eat for lunch, and cannot wait for 5pm!

We and I mean us collectively at Freeones have no fucking clue.

There are way too many for me to list, but lately I have been listening to a lot of Dana Gould, Bill Burr, Bob Kelly, Jim Jefferies, John Pinette, and the ******* Brothers out of Houston.

I don't mind her being shackled to me or the Lisa Ann version that is.

You know who needs to own that cat, a Batman villian.

Larry "The Sledge" made sure I didn't get sued for all my assets when I had a malpractice suit for pyshic surgery.

Al Qaida is a lot like lame version of Cobra each week we **** another member and a new one takes it's place. Now if they had guys like Destro, Major Bludd, Firefly, and Stormshadow you may have a chance. And if Dr. Mindbender is up and around pilfering DNA from history's greatest military minds...

I lied to a woman once that I was a rodeo clown just to get her in bed, sadly her husband before me was a rodeo clown.

I think Sharon Stone looks like that now.

cocksmoker has always been one of my favorite cuss words.

I will wait for those free Showtime weekends to come up and watch all of season 6 on demand.

You could do a porn versrion of Deadliest Warrior, but use porn categories. That would be cool.

Re: Was the youngest person to be executed in the U.S. for ********* two girls innoce I heard Judge Smales from Caddyshack was the persiding judge on this case.

I bet Dracula put him up to it.

I am waiting for the totally crossed out reverse clothes wearing to come back.

Most president's of the United States are the antichrist, with exception of Calvin Coolidge he was a saint! And William Henry Harrison died within 30 days of his presidency because he refused to wear a coat during his swear in.

went to the Happy Whore Massage Parlor and received my Happy Ending, first my massuese had wart covered hands they were all knobby looking...Anyway I get the worst service from Comcast, their technicians always arrive late, and have no clue about basic electrician work. One of their idiots...

Ah MTV remember when you actually played music.

I still want to see him and Larry Flint in a Murderball match up.

Bill Gates and Apple do not make this specific technology.

Fucking lame hipsters trying to be weird and strange, hey dickface it's not my fault that your *** didn't hug you.

Ah for the love of all that is holy set it on fire.

If I was a farmer and Rihanna was in my field I would ask her to come with me to my **** for a little roll in the hay, hachi machi!

Heather Hunter was always one of my favs, her Isis Nile, Vanessa Blue, Janet Jacme, Kitten, Midori, most of these girls did some great 90's work.

The zombies will probably start it.

Those are not the same photos her uncle Cletus Lee sent me, I can never look at Pudding and pogo sticks the same way.

These things happen, thank god she's not an engineer working for a defense contractor..talk about melt downs..those folks make destructive weapons for mankind to destroy mankind...and then stand on top of a Walmart roof wear nothing but a codpiece singing "I'm a Little Teapot".

Heatley will and hope do better with the Wild this year.

I would go back 13 years ago and outdrink my 21 one year old self, take that you lightweight!

Not sure I have never timed myself nor do I care.

I have yet to meet a significant other, and cue the violins.

Boston cops are alright, I never run into any problems. Plus I've seen some pretty hot looking female offices too.

George Harrison by far, I am looking forward to that HBO documentary on him in October. Also Peter Tosh, was my favorite Wailer compared to Bob Marley.

So she wants to be friends, and date this other dude. Want us here at Freeones to drag the guy outside and kick the **** out of him? I'll be the first one to say "How's your handsome looks now? Pretty boy!"

That is some long distance jizz putting if you ask me.

The name of the blue dude who played saxaphone in the band, Beaker, the trash heaps from Fraggle Rock, and the Doozers.

Ah Google now your at the age were you try to sneak into my ***** cabinet.

What really constitutes as a girl next door these days anyway?

Lately for some odd reason I have been watching a lot of movies and the end credits that go with them. With remakes and CGI being predominant in movies these days. I have noticed a decline in stunt men and women. Don't get me wrong there will always be a need for stunt people, but have you...

Friday the 13th the Series because it was one of my favorite shows as a ***, but I have Todd and the Book of Pure Evil which is kind of like it to fill in the void.

Kurtwood Smith as Clarence Bodiker is one of the most underated movie villians ever.

Lays potato chips because they pale in comparison to Utz potato chips.

Just a flock of seagulls and that was it!