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    Green Day singer kicked off plane over low trousers

    I thought he was kicked off for the last for albums they made, those were terrible.
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    USPS on the Verge of Going Broke, Shutting Down

    Now I have to set up PO boxes in Canada and Mexico so I can get my packages of um medicine yeah that's what I'll call it.
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    She needs for cash....

    Just squat over some bushes.
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    Homeless sign, lol

    He'll buy them a new refrigerator because he needs the box to ***** in, yep that sucked!
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    Giant Panda goes after Chinese man's jacket, lmao

    Anything with the name bear at the end is not always cute and cuddly.
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    4 types of Labs

    Does that dog have Bells Palsey?
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    Kitten Mittens!

    Maybe Mac is pregnent, anyway let's hope this season is good.
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    Advice needed: new series

    Money to pay cast, get permits, pay crew, pay for film stock, and so much more Equipment like film, lighting, camera's, editing programs or tools Legal fees unless you want to go completely undergrowund Anyway if you have the money fine, if not just use your camera phone and post it on an...
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    Where ?

    Most stores have them, maybe your friend or neighbor?
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    Does Jesse Jane ever swallow?

    **** to break the illusion there but most women do not swallow in porn, considering before the movie or scene is distributed you don't see the edited scene of the girl spitting it out.
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    What is your favorite part of a porn scene?

    The buildup to the sex going on down.
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    what is your favorite ****?

    Newcastle, Kohna Brewing Company, Magic Hat, Samuel Smith, Bass, Isle of Shoals Brewing, Wicked Pete's Strawberry Blonde, Dos X's, Smithwicks, Old Speckled Hen, Bodingtons, Miller High Life.
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    I m feeling Alone.......

    We are all alone at times, but hey is that a grilled cheese gimme gimme gimme!
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    ****** the block.

    If this is not like Zombiez or Hood of the Living Dead I ain't watching it.
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    The 8 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes

    Another make a wish for me would be to chase Anthony Bourdain and Andrew Zimmerman around dressed in a deer carcass for a Travel Channel special.
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    How to close the deal on a girl?

    Don't even bother to label it until she wants to, go with the flow. If you like her just spend time with her when both are you are able to. Also if your continuously commuinicating with her daily stop. Try it every other day, give her something to yearn for if she is truely interested in you. If...
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    The most controversial movies ever

    Song of the South by Disney believe it or not.
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    what mainstream ********* would you like to see gangbanged?

    I would say my choice would be Katy Perry just to watch Russell Brand cry but we all know that won't happen because he cuckolds her.
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    I've got dirt in my knickers

    This is as funny as that dancing sceen from Mac & Me.
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    Who is your favourite FreeOnes member?

    Dirk because he is the raging yang to my sobering ying...and to the rest of you, if you don't name me I will turn your parents into Scott Tenorman chili and ***** your tears after you realized you ate chili made out of your parents.
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    Kagney Linn Karter as a Brunette

    Tell her I will get those TPS reports done ASAP!
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    Tera Patrick New Implants?

    Hey it's her chest not mine...yet!
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    Train your ********* correctly!

    Someone asked what kind of *** leaves $50, the type of *** that lowers things in a bucket to an imprisoned woman that he keeps in a hole in the basement.
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    New Line of Womens Pants

    Mmmmhmm look at the beefy draped sideways fortune cookie of a vag!
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    BlueBalls' High School Senior Pictures finally released

    His mid section looks like a block of government cheese.
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    Changed Man Bikini

    It's the camel hoof!
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    A BIG reason to love Russian ass.

    In Soviet Union hot Russian ass leave Soviet Union and come make humiliating porn movie in America.
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    Nice Cannon

    I can hit those with my best shot.
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    Dumb Ass Question ~ MILF vs. Mature ~ What is the Difference?

    I never could tell the difference, I just need a woman.
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    The 8 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes

    I want to take a bite out of a great white shark that is my make a wish, and have Penn and Teller beat the living bejesus out of Chris Angel.
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    If you could play any instrument

    That table top slide guitar that Junior Brown plays.
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    HIV Positive Porn Star Now Tested Negative?

    This is an Al Queda ruse I knew it!
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    Will Ferrell Meets Justin Bieber

    Stop sititng around with Barber and make Anchorman 2!
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    Who creates the best threads?

    gloyster because I can see the idiot savant inside of him at work.
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    explosion

    They all look like 12 year old boys that need a haircut.
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    Shake that ass

    Watch yourself show em what your working with!
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    Life-Long Learning - Student in his 108th Semester

    Most people go to college for 7 years. Yes their called doctors!
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    There's Hope for DWTS after all!!!

    I am still waiting for Kaber Tossing with the Stars.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Eagles of Death Metal
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    Would it be weird for me to get a fleshlight?

    Sure get one, just don't introduce it to people as your girlfriend.
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    Women are not attracted to penis

    No it's the size of your kidneys, once they **** you and toss you in a bath tub full of ice well let's just say when a woman buys you a ***** you better throw it in her face.
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    Psychotic or Retarded?

    He was a breach birth baby, that was deprived of oxygen in the womb.
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    Should You Get Rewarded For Your Twitter Loyalty?

    Hmmm I am all for some form of baked good to be rewarded to me, perhaps something with fruit and chocolate.
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    Raunchiest Starlet You've Watched Recently?

    I know what the most raunchiest starlet is, someone that is sick and twisted enough to post in an almost 3 year old thread. Oh look this thread just finally learned to use the potty, wait threads age in dog years my mistake, so it's legal to ***** now.
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    Who is your two favorite porn stars you want to see in one movie??

    Oh I fucking know, two people that haven't posted in a 2 year old thread but then decide to post in a 2 year old thread. Those are my two favorite porn stars I would like to see in a movie. Now whack it to that you lucky so and so!
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    Viruses Could Target Hard-to-**** Cancer Cells

    Why not, this makes a lot of sense. And I know it is not fully approved, but at least it gives someone with cancer a fighting chance, and I am all for that.
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    If this movie were really released...

    Hey as long as they keep it to one movie and not a slew of them, I will be happy.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I want the season to start now damnit!
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    Live Jasmin popups!

    Wait until Free Live Jasmin pops up on a free porn site near you *breaking the 4th wall and pointing my finger at you*
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    Germans: American Airport body scanners unreliable

    That's our secret handshake when we play "Night Crawlers" dirk.
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