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Love it, hot natrual chested British blondes, me likey!

Brussel Sprouts are awful not only do they taste bad but dude this is a porn site not a vegetable site.

I like the moderators because they took me out of the cult of Scientology and made me see the light.

A bed with cheetah spotted sheets that's as wild as I get.

You should perouse my small catalog of Sexy Costumes, so far I got Sexy Cross Guard, Sexy Fast Food Worker, and Sexy Sexual Therapist.

A flute with no holes is just a stick and a donut with no holes is just a danish, wrap your mind around that.

I am still waiting for the Falco Tron 8000 to be built.

That smiley face had so much to live for there was a stop sign out there that really cared for him.

*Insert loud cricket chirping because I have no clue to who the hell you folks are talking about"

It looks like MC Ren hasn't buried the hatchet with Dre yet huh?

I'd **** to see what instructions are given if you run out of tp.

You say these girls do everything, but let's see them try and clone a dinosaur...fail!!!

Thomas just put up walls around them again, and Seguin made up in the shootout with what he missed on his breakaway in overtime.

Never watched Brazzers, I am still stuck on my 90's porn, were there was a story involved and Jonathan Morgan and Mike Horner made you laugh with their clown prince of porn antics as wooed the ladies.

What about Rebecca Shabby Baba What's her name as Mystique, she could be anyone of those girls you want.

British accent, dark hair, light eyes...Yeah I would go with Olivia.

I want you to fuck me harder than you just fucked my twin ****** that I am conjoined to.

Sir please relax, with this revelation made we shall send for your local counties mental health services to pick you up...Oh by the way I like to mix Count Chocula with Frankenberry.

Re: Why some women let gays touch their boobs, but not a straight guy to stare at th How do we know that the guy is pretending to be gay to grab some boob? I know this guy who pretends to be gay who gets women ***** at concerts or live shows and takes them home. And before you jump to...

Well maybe I should marry her and make better use of her implants instead of stabbing them.

I have never watched an entire episode of that show or an episode of Gossip Girl, that's a franchise record.

Whenever I am baffled by something like that I usually pour a liquid substance over said electrical outlet that such device is plugged into.

You know there is too much of in porn these days, that fucking 70's poster of that kitten hanging from the clothesline "Hang In There Baby" my ass!

Re: Best dirty talk scenes/actresses? Wow man almost 3 years did you wait for a movie of epic magnitude and cinematic beauty to actually post on this mummy fart of a thread.

Would you say no one was left behind?

I've been meaning to ask you this Greeneyed but what kind of music are you into?

So let me get this straight we get the state police camera in our car, now my car can go out and do whatever it wants when I am ****** and record all the havoc it causes, like getting smaller cars pregnent.

Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing I dig all the OCSM's sure they would not give me the time of day even if they had a watch, but they are all beautiful, witty, and unique in their own classical, graceful, elegant, gorgeous way.

Re: 32DDD Busty Samantha Kelly in fishnet and tears it off I want that red comforter!!!!!

Re: The Walking Dead: Season 2 I will be there or fuck it, I'll watch it.

I'll have to ask my rabbi.

Well first you have to pass the trial of "the laughing fire"

Um no, those videos are forbidden.

Whoa slow down maestro, what if some dude busts a nut and the broad creampies all the jizz out, now say some unlucky so and so is walking on solid ground. That jizz falling at that altitude and speed would literally plany that poor bastard in the ground. It's physics I tells ya!

Only the non pale ones.

Things just got a hell of a lot sexier, that site is not only ass and titastic, but very milftastic as well.

This victory would look good on my resume.

whimsy's engaged there is still hope for me out there woohoo!

I am a ***** Warrior, and I am not gonna ***** no more!

Nope you have to take that up with the senator.

I see a fireplace and a sectional couch, all there is missing is me.

What themes do we get for Monday, Tuesday, and the others not mentioned?

Hidden Valley Ranch's Little League Team beating Shelbyville...those little nose pickers were so underrated!

Thanls Petra, I forgot that Howard Stern still had a show.

Who knows but it is something to keep you thinking late into the wee hours of the morning.

I study the art of erection without an erection.

Re: Eight dead at Orange County hair salon as crazed gunman 'targets hairdresser ex w It has nothing to do with guns, it just has to do with relationships and people that just don't realize if it's not meant to be that it wasn't meant to be.

The Stone Age of the internet? **** me up when it's the Bronze Age.

I still have at least 400 45's and albums of various punk, ska, and hardcore bands

It's a tie with plump and average for me