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    °°°What happened today?°°°

    10/6/2011-I made a grilled cheese sandwich with 3 types of cheese in it.
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    Funny / Memorable Movie Lines. Post 'em!

    Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
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    Lost Video

    Who knows try IAFD and do a search there.
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    Simspons canceled?

    It really hasn't been funny these few years.
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    Worker who ****** 3 in quarry shooting was upset being moved from day to night shift

    Re: Worker who ****** 3 in quarry shooting was upset being moved from day to night sh Let it slide man let it slide.
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    A "pornstar" name!.

    Take a girls birthstone and insert Lynn, name of street they lived on, or last name of whatever debutante is trending like Hilton, Lohan, or Cyrus.
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    ESPN Drops Hank Williams Jr. Over Obama Remarks

    It's Hank Williams Jr. being um....Hank Williams Jr....they should get Hank Williams III to do a pyschobilly Monday Night Football Song instead.
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    ... Axl?

    I guess he's taking the Spagihetti Incident quite literally waddling around with that ample frame about.
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    Would you fuck Kim Cattrall from Sex and the City?

    I would rather bang Big Trouble in Little China Kim Cattrall.
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    Man rips out his own eyes. In church.

    I used ***** the holy water and still do.
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    How patriotic are you?

    I still get up for the National Anthem, I still believe in America. Times might be stimed by a bad economy and what have you. But things will come back to normal or better I got to stay positive about that things will get better.
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    Steve Jobs is dead

    Another bummer, he was still presenting new technology to the very end. We need more people like him creative as he was.
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    Bruce Lee's One Inch Punch

    Bruce could stand next to a mountain and chop it down with the side of his hand because he definetly voodoo *****.
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    'Blues Brothers' actor Charles Napier dead at 75

    I remember him he was in The Good Ole' Boys, and had the gas pedal glued down in their RV.
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    Anus after anal sex

    Well if you can see her gape from the Hubble Telescope there is something wrong.
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    are these tits saggy? perky?

    That's not enought puffs plus kleenex in her shirt.
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    Sarah Palin 2012 Decision: Former Governor Not Running For President

    I nominate Lisa Ann then for the presidential candidate.
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    Do Hungarians and Slovakians make the best porn stars?

    Yes they do, I so want an Eastern European woman, or a harem of them.
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    Stereotypes about your country that REALLY are getting on your nerves

    I love that Simpsons episode when they turned their house into a hostel and all these German tourists stayed there and one of them said. "What is this no metric system, no universal health care? What is this the age of Charlamange?"
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    Most bad ass starship

    The Alan Parsons Project which was some kind of hovercraft I think.
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    Any male porn actors that you can't stand?

    I can't stand Keirian Lee he's just annoying and pretty much does every Brazzers scene, but then again he owns the company I think. Let's see I **** Xander Corvus, he's a douche he reminds me of that guy that shows up at the party with an acoustic guitar to play for the ladies. Then I come over...
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    It's been five days now...

    Reading this post makes me want to go crack open a ****. All kidding aside good for you man.
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    BEST orgasm scene you've EVER witnessed in Porn?.. here's mine

    Chloe Nicole in one of her many movies has some memorable orgasms, she usually goes all spastic and her eyes roll back...good stuff.
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    Terra Nova

    Re: terra nova I heard it got 9 million viewers but it was 4 million per episode, and there has been mixed reviews. More leaning toward the show being bad.
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    Cassette tapes are coming back

    I still have cassettes boxes of them, and 45's, cds...great now the Hipsters are going to get on this bandwagon damnit!
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    Hey Kimora, happy birthday there my beautiful, vegan, and rocking the chemistry goggles friend.

    Hey Kimora, happy birthday there my beautiful, vegan, and rocking the chemistry goggles friend.
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    Nicest COCK in porn?

    Wow you folks sure like cock!
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    Should taxpayers fund stadiums and arenas for pro sports teams?

    Lower the **** price, and charge extra for people who have no idea what the sport is about!
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    Introducing First Timer Amanda...Pics! Thoughts?

    Wow gorgeous eyes on her, how tall is she? She can reverse piggyback my 6'4 frame anyday.
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    What Would Happen if You Nuked a Volcano?

    I don't know but that would be fucking awesome!
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    Obama give CIA free reign to **** at will

    I think the CIA had the free reign to **** before Obama came into the picture, they just do what they feel like. Like if you own a video store and they rent a VHS tape, they sure as hell won't rewind it, no matter how many be kind rewind stickers you put on it. And if you charge them a fee for...
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    Roseanne Barr: ****** Bankers...

    Who the fuck gave her 80 million? I want 80 million someone give me 80 million!
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    Who is the most beautiful and sweetest clitoris ?e?

    I really don't pay attention to the clit in porn, what are you guys gynocologists or something?
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    Your Top 10 American Rock n' Roll Bands

    The Ramones The Descendants The Doobie Brothers The Band Van Halen early Red Hot Chilli Peppers ( I **** their new ****) Blue Oyster Cult Frank Zappa and the ******* of Invention The Cramps Social Distortion
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    Ebay - May Their Greed Destroy Them

    It's all one big pyramid scheme, we should stone them all to death!
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    Which young QB will have the best career?

    Cam Newton, and the *** that the Patriots picked up during the draft who is learning under Tom Brady.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    A case of Miller Lite, and a nip of Jameson.
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    Where to meet matures

    Try a Crock Pot cooking forum or your neighborhood Arts and Crafts store or a farmers market. But chances are your gonna hook up with matures at your local bingo parlor.
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    Remember when watching porn meant....

    Well considering they were fronts for prostitution in Boston, all the adult theaters were eventually closed down.
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    First Nic Cage is accused of being a vampire. Now John travolta lived in the 1860s

    Re: First Nic Cage is accused of being a vampire. Now John travolta lived in the 1860 I wonder what 1860's version of John Travolta calls a quarter pounder with cheese in France.
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    The dangers of online gaming

    I would have just tossed a Bob'om at him.
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    What song, brings you "home"?

    Roky Ericson: Burn the Flame
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    Vanessa Del Rio Is A Few Months Shy Of 60

    Sure why not, 60 is the new 54 for aged porn actresses.
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    Obama give CIA free reign to **** at will

    Sssh! Do you want the black helicoptors that don't make sound to hover over your house!
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    How Much Would You Pay For USED Teenage Girl-20yrolds PANTIES/UNDERWEAR

    I will trade you this shiny doorstop for your crummy danish, done and done!
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    Worst player to play for your team?

    Boston Bruins-Tomas Kaberle hockey defenseman, thank god he is gone Boston Red Sox Baseball-Where do I start? Get rid of Pitcher John Lackey
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    Teen Girls in Porn Today

    I would say to keep the ****** tradition alive, but I guess that's the way it is with most old world crafts like porn.
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    Who is this sleazy girl?

    Ghosts eh, you sure hit the nail on the head there Bob Vila!
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Bud Lite mixed with tomato juice, not too bad.
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    Why are so many girls in "the biz" smoking weed?

    I think a lot of dudes smoke weed before watching porn, that's what the correct terminology of this thread is.
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