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    Occupy Wall Street... mansions

    The only thing I am going to occupy is the bathroom when I finish this post.
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    Best Metallica Song?

    Whatever napster suggests I should download
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    Rihanna Named Esquire's 'Sexiest Woman Alive.'

    Mind you this is some magazine that I have no idea what it's about, but if it has a new Rihanna photo set well then that gets deposited in the spanking bank.
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    The End Is Nigh

    I like having a woman on top whether it's her being my boss or doing a reverse cowgirl on me.
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    Tori Black VS Sasha Grey

    This hula girl desk lamp beats Sasha.
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    Coloumbian Women vs Indian Women

    Remember not all coloumbian and Indian women are going to look like sofia what's her name and priya rai
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    How to get chicks when you aren't rich and don't have a big wang

    A rag soaked in ether or ********** will do the job.
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    Actors/Actresses you despise.

    Let's see jeremy piven, Dane cook, Ashton kutcher, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Tom cruise, that's all for now.
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    UFOs!!!

    And they are not hear to anal probe you.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The sound of my heart beat with this stephoscope I have.
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    Just some days of abstinence

    I have no idea what is abstinence is, some kind of *****.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I got to start watching hockey again, I have been so busy I forgot the season started.
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Some stupid documentary about the Right Wing ******* and moaning about the Left Wing and the Left Wing ******* and moaning about the Right Wing.
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    Treehouse of Horror

    Dial Z for Zombie is my all time favorite Treehouse of Horror.
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    Sharon Mitchell Is One Of The Best Porn Starts Ever Even Though The Not Best Looking

    Re: Sharon Mitchell Is One Of The Best Porn Starts Ever Even Though The Not Best Look Yeah I would still hit that as the young 20 something's say at the clubs.
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    Operation Fast and Furious WTF?

    Anything run by Vin Disel may not work, unless he goes all Riddick on this one.
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    Jenna Haze VS Tori Black

    Tori I suppose, because if Jenna didn't have that god awful laugh then she would be evenly matched.
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    Man almost arrested for taking photo of his ******** in public

    I thought the government was our parent?
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    Biggest irrational fear?

    Having amnesia or some kind of brain damage were I have memory lapses.
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    Underrated Babes

    Katie Gold was underrated, she was petite, blonde, and natrual a B cup. However she always did a great scene and was good at what she did. Her and Gwen Summers, Melissa Hill, were also B cups but still are considered underrated.
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    Indian Summer!

    Yep anytime were the temperature drops to 38 degrees at night and then 89 degrees in the daytime, and fucks with my sinuses give me more of that.
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    Hottest Role Porn Chicks Play

    Naughty Crossing Guard or Naughty fast food server.
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    Most Overrated Restaurants

    Nobu in New York very overrated, basically any resturante that all the debutants and celebs go to. Basically any place were the waitstaff give you the fucking Gettysburg Address on the key ingredients in a house salad.
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    A Fat Ass v A Big Ass?

    I dig a buxom ass on a woman what side of this debate does that fall on?
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    Which Female Singer Would U Want To **** Up In Bed With ?

    Monday-Pink, Tuesday-Amy Lee (Evanesance), Wednesday-Rhianna and Samantha Mumba (hey it's hump day), Thursday-That tattooed chick from the Distillers I forget her name, Friday-that Christina broad, Saturday-Kitty that all girl metal band and yes every memeber, Sunday-I needs to ice my nuts down.
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    Pornstars that look better now than when they first entered the biz.

    There are two that come to my mind first you have Tiffany Mynx, she had an average body, cute young face, and a savage sex drive. However she had bad bleach blonde hair, hadn't filled out proportionately. So with breast enhancements, better dye jobs on her hair, and having a pretty juicy ass too...
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    Do you get sleepy after sex?

    What is *****? Sometimes I do after sex but whatever I am not keeping score.
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    Best catch ever?

    Bah, who cares, if the guy had no arms then that would be cool.
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    Artistically gifted

    Meh it's been done before.
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    This is just wrong and gay!!

    It's thought provoking, primal, yet raw!
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Last night's Kings win over the Rangers may be a precursor to said wet ***** of Gary Bettman.
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    Threat averted: Fox renews 'Simpsons' for 2 years

    Now make these two seasons funny like they used to be!
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    Fleet Week

    When the militant branch of the Salvation Army gets wind of this, there is going to be some ye olde fistacuffs and a few donnybrooks breaking out throughout the city by the bay, when the lights go out in that city.
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    Is Kira Kener the hottest pornstar ever ?

    Well she is alright but like someone mentioned earlier there are a few other eurasian actresses like Roxy Jezal or Katsuni, and yes your very only LukeEl are the union of a fine looking asian and caucasin saying "Let's get down, fuck, and make one hot ***, that will grow up and be sexy muthfucka!"
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    Grab A Nice, Cheap Hooker Or Stay At Home, Get High, And Beat Off

    there is always option C drive up to the grave yard in a Dodge Charger, ***** a six pack and howl under the full moon.
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    where are they now?

    She was The Gimps understudy I think.
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    Amish Men's Beards Cut Off; Police Suspect Amish-On-Amish ********

    You can't do that, that's how the Amish get their strength to raise barns and churn extra better.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Whoa I like the Kings my second favorite team but, LA taking the Stanley Cup? Like the people that live there really care about hockey? Unless they have Kobe Bryant playing, a Kardashian dating one of the players, or Jack Nicholson having permanent season tickets. They are not going to give a ****.
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    Anyone actually been to Hungary before?

    I wanna go I wanna go, now watch when I get the all the Hungarian women will look like Baba Yaga when the clock strikes midnight.
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    What happens to all the furniture in porn?

    I have always wondered that as well. I would like to think they hire out a crime cleaning group or they call Winston the Wolf. "You have a couch with half a gallon of jizz minus the pussy juice puddle, take me to it."
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    Best Donuts

    Honey Dew Donuts which is a semi local donut chain in Massachusetts, they got the best chcolate and vanila frosted filled donuts. And they have apple pie stuffed donut sticks. And mini peach pies, they do a lot of tasty seasonal stuff.
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    Personal answers from pornstars?

    Honestly man, if I muster up enough courage to actually get the nerve to write to a porn actress, I might.
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    What do you consider when voting in elections?

    How low can you go? If it's a lot like limbo.
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    Green Eyed Naughty Kitty Halloween giveaway

    Green Eyed aka Naughty Kitty Kat is pretty much one of the most intensely gorgeous woman. She can go from wholesome girl next door with that unblemished loverly face of hers. And then switch to a tattooed Tigress with her smoldering eyes blazing like emerald lightining. I would embrace you face...
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    Best Commercial Out Right Now

    What's a commercial?
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    What is it in the Canadian water?

    Tim Hortons miniture donut crystals.
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    What is your favourite band/artist from your particular country?

    My favorite band is Big Country from A Big Country and my favorite song is Big Country.
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    List of retired pornstars. Post a name!

    I miss Jordan Lee she was big faked titted and nasty.
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    Gracie Glam VS Kayden Kross

    Kayden Gracie is one of my favs.
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    Kagney linn karter VS Kayden Kross

    Kayden Karter.
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